i stink at this game and i'm sorry

[chillcrafting]

[megabuild]

[wooteena]

dear mojang:

i will forgive you for not addin moobloom if you add frogs so the axolotls can be in love with them

sincerely

me

[tubblr]

WAIT WHAT

THE AXOLOTS AREN'T FEOM A MOD?????

RHEYRE MAKIJG THEM REAL?????????

[a-fools-stone]

YES AND I LOVE THEM

[shroomlit]

wait fuck hold on

could this be what i think it could be

will i be able to cover the floors of my house in moss

[stemmmm]

am i the only bitch in this house who cares about OXIDIZING COPPER?????!?!?!??

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

mineblr for the last few years: we want a cave update!! cave update please!! 🥺👉👈 caves?

mineblr: [gets a cave update]

mineblr: AXOLOTLS

[szczur-deactivated20251129]

say it with me, moblooms deserved better</3

[the-minecraft-funnies]

you think he gives good hugs?

[ameperyton]

steve in smash?

trump with covid??

minecraft cave update???

minecraft axolotls????

[rhythmheaven-paradise]

[star-road18]

That's not supposed how you play Minecraft, Kirby!

[cortoony-art]

axolotl in a bucket!

[legendcrab]

MINECRAFT??? HEY????? WHAT IN THE FUCK?????

[picklesontheseafloor]

So cave update recap

-new light source with glowberries that can be eaten. They are orange/yellow and found on vines

-new tree, follow the roots down to find lush caves

-EDIT: new flower! Particles fall where it is placed (on ceiling). Is pink and very lovely

-leaf plants that you can stand on for a little while before the leaf tilts down and you fall off. Resets itself.

-lush caves, caves including vines and moss

-wire variety in cave generation, tight narrow corridors, large open caverns, possibly new structures left behind (ambiguous)

-new mob called the Warden. This mob is blind and can be distracted by sounds/vibrations. Hits hard.

-candles!

-sculk growths in caves, which are dark fungal patches. Sculk sensors respond to vibrations, allowing revolutionary wireless redstone

-improved mountains, including a new powder snow, which looks like normal snow but you fall right through!

-goats! Very cute, will headbutt you off the cliff though, be careful.

[citrispace]

No one talk to me I’m mourning

[goodtimeswithscar]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[meatlet]

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