Can't believe I missed the 1 year anniversary of The Y2K problem, it feels like it's been two decades or something. As a special treat, enjoy this family tree, including characters who may never appear! Yes, I know the timeline is wonky, I had to force some things to make it play like I wanted. Ford dies in winter of 1982 in this one, I guess.
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.
not to involve myself in the sexyman discourses but I'm going a little insane seeing how people are defining this shit
is not about the guy being weird or ugly
it is about the guy being shipped with himself
the definition of tumblr sexyman is that this character became so universally unavoidable and such a singular point of attention by fandom that everything collapsed in around him like a black hole that nothing could escape except for this one guy
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
It's a self-indulgent week filled with prompts that I want to do and since I've had people express interest, I'm inviting YOU to join too! YAAAY!
The week starts August 17th and continues until the 23rd! Days include: Micro Monday, Bugs Buesday, Wedded Bliss Wednesday, Give Them a Third Thursday*, Fankid Friday, Sleeping in the Same Bed Saturday, and Repentance Sunday!
⚠️ More info about tags and guidelines and whatnot under the cut!
I'll be using #billfordbullshitweek as a hashtag for this event! I've had friends express interest in fulfilling some prompts with nsfw and while tumblr doesn't allow that, you can also use #nsfwbillfordbullshitweek as a hashtag on other sites if you want to create more mature pieces! While I'm not gonna be ID checking participants, please be 18+ years of age if you use the nsfw hashtag for everyone's safety and comfort! Thank you!
While this was crafted to lean more towards artwork, you're free to do any fan creation! Fanart, fanfic, meta posts, crafts-- the point is to have fun!
Biggest rule is to be kind and considerate!
Now to discuss the asterisk on the Thursday prompt. Since this was a week I created specifically for myself and I'm just opening it up for others, I please ask you to respect my boundaries. I do not want to see anything shipping Bill and Ford with other Pines (or Bill's family) or children in the week's hashtag. This isn't petty fandom drama that you can argue with me about, this is MY personal boundary and I want it respected, please.
You can, however, do two Bills and a Ford, or two Fords and a Bill since that's just two of the same guy. You can also do selfship/yumeship/crossovers/oc x canon! Again, just don't include characters who are underaged or meant to be related to either Bill or Ford. Thank you <3
Most other days don't have any hard and fast rules. Sunday is Repentance Sunday, but it's meant as a sort of free day with no concrete prompt, so have fun! Only other thing I ask is that you please warn for any mature themes!
I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.
