bottom_yoonggay

my life is filled with gay shit , memes and depression

[neapolitaliana]

Namjoon: “Favourite top?”

Yoongi: “Jimin.”

Namjoon:

Yoongi:

Namjoon: “I meant clothes, Yoongi.”

Yoongi: “I said what I said.”

[neapolitaliana]

Kidnapper: “I have your son.”

Jimin: “I don’t have a son.”

Kidnapper: “It says Daddy though here on the contact name?”

Jimin: “Oh my god they have Yoongi.”

[minmary-nini-blog]

Taehyung: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Seokjin: No, I said, “Taehyung, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Jin-hyung,” and then you licked the swing set.

[minmary-nini-blog]

Yoongi: Woah, Taehyung is so pretty.

Jungkook: Don't be jealous Yoongi-hyung, you're really pretty too.

Yoongi: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay.

[minmary-nini-blog]

Taehyung: What should I do?

Jin: Oh… this is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it?

[minmary-nini-blog]

Jungkook: Aren’t you gay?

Yoongi: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

[taegerous]

yoongi: I don’t think beauty should be rated. There isn’t a factor that determintes what is prettier. Beauty is a different concept for every person.

Kim Taehyung is the prettiest face of 2017

yoongi: fucking knew it. My boy has the prettiest face, there’s a ranking that proves it.

[incorrectlybts]

jimin: fuck marry kill

jimin: me, jungkook and hoseok

yoongi: fuck hoseok, marry you, kill seokjin

seokjin: i wasn't even one of the options what the fuck

[taesunglifer]

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[incorrecttbz]

juyeon: dude, there was the biggest nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday

jacob: that was me with my glasses on

[oc-worm-appendage-deactivated20]

Sehun, looking at Chanyeol and Baekhyun: Whoo~ I hear wedding bells.

Jongin: Nah, the old lady next door had a heart attack. Those are ambulance sirens.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Sorn: What are you wearing for this stylish concept?

Seungyeon: Sleeveless tuxedo.

Yujin: Tuxedo sleeves.

Seungyeon: We only had money for the one!

[lovely-shiteu]

Jin, in bed with Namjoon: he’s probably thinking of other guys

Namjoon: if two people on opposite sides of the planet each drop a slice of bread then the earth becomes a sandwich oH MY gOD-

[incorrect-pentagon]

Yanan: Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle.

[seventeen-incorrectquotes]

Vernon: Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works.

[taesunglifer]

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[illstaywithstray]

chan: *screams*

felix: *runs into the room with a baseball bat* WHAT?! WHATS WRONG

chan: there’s a spider

felix: dude

felix: we’re literally from australia

chan:

felix:

spider: