Megalomaniacal

[minmaxine]

lastcompact replied to your post “AUGH! Not THIS again”

what is this????

This lame girl is always mouthing off about how she’s going to turn me into a horse or something! 

WHO DOES THAT!? 

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bestcutestgirlintheworld‌:

You just have to give them time!!

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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bestcutestgirlintheworld replied to your post: bestcutestgirlintheworld replied to your post: ...

Are people being mean to you!?

Pshhhh! Nobody’s got mean down to an art like I do!

But my adoring fans sure are dragging their feet on lauding my genius mind with the praise it deserves!!! 

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bestcutestgirlintheworld replied to your post: I've been so busy on the catwalk. Yeah, on the...

You’re really like, smart!

FINALLY, some recognition around here! 

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caligoascendant‌:

But if I wanted to call the cats that associate me, what else could I do? Unless you mean cat calling you , in which case I’ve not yet begun to pepper you with salacious comments! Just not my style. 

Huuuuuah? 

You know what I’m talking about! When you see a cat and you go like

Psthsththth orrrr is it like psspssspssspsspss...

Or maybe it’s neither of those! I’ve never called a cat before because who would wanna do THAT

[minmaxine]

I've been so busy on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk!

Is that supposed to be a song quote or something!? 

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caligoascendant replied to your post: Pfffffffffffffffffffffffff...

Pfffftpfftpfft! Hey there!

Hwhah!?

Don’t make that noise you call cats with! 

[minmaxine]

Wow, Maxine! I'm so glad you're okay!

Why does everyone have some stick up their butt about my safety!? 

I was asleep TWO seconds ago until everyone got all LOUD

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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffff

Hghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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AUGH! Not THIS again

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zazaszazasnasatanadazazas‌:

If I don’t eat people. The power won’t come.

NEWSFLASH

There’s no power that’s coming for YOU! Puahahah!

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ferndul replied to your post: ferndul replied to your post: ...

You mean she is dead?

I MEAN she probably doesn’t even EXIST

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zazaszazasnasatanadazazas‌:

Not on an empty stomach, Maxine.

Don’t tell me you have one of those hunger based energy systems

Pfffffahhahah! The ride never ends with you

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zazaszazasnasatanadazazas‌:

I am not strong enough to lift things.

And I can’t read, Maxine.

You’re strong enough to move your dumb face

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zazaszazasnasatanadazazas‌:

How can I read with only one eye, Maxine?

Just hold it closer! Or farther! 

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ferndul replied to your post: ferndul replied to your post: ...

I asked. She doesn’t want to talk about it.

See! Because THAT mom doesn’t exist! 

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ferndul replied to your post: ferndul replied to your post: ...

I know someone who works in the office with a mom?

Uh huh uh huh

But what about THEIR mom?