[pleasereturntoheaven]

“I don’t know how to stay tender with this much blood in my mouth”

— Ophelia, Act IV, Scene V 

[arcadine]

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

[sidnugget]

[meme-gutter]

[genjichu]

[duxuebing]

Photography by Xuebing Du

[valtsv]

bed bath and behind you

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

bed bath and beware

[mysharona1987]

[direhuman]

I did an entire college paper about how Terminator 2 is a deeply feminist movie about a woman fighting the system for custody of her son, and BOY FUCKING HOWDY you know there was an entire section on the T-1000 being a cop. It’s not even subtle people holy shit.

[mmnemi]

well

[buttpoems]

[nflstreet]

[studentlifeproblems]

[heartseeker]

mods are asleep post stardew valley pancake cat

[gonegrill]

Wig

[king-monky]

Wig

[totally-not-toby]

Tea! *runs around the circle and sits down before you can tag me*

[depsidase]

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[brohntosaurus-deactivated201604]

[willneverbreakme]

dick, out

[pulsingvoid]