memento mori

I'm Diego, I'm 29, and am genuinely jus here for a laff. any pronouns tbh, non(bi)nary

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[fan0girl]

Arsenal has won the Premier League. 🥹

[thepixivronin]

it sounds like youre just feeding aircraft to iranian air defense to me

[marxismopportunism]

[kosmogrl]

life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

[kosmogrl]

#mybread #mybutter

[eroscestlavie]

lesbian texting their straight guy friends: it genuinely worries me that people are going to start with Vineland and get turned off to Pynchon forever. it’s not even that challenging but it’s like…others from him are so superior in basically every way?? this happened with Inherent Vice too like ok let’s all KILL OURSELVES

lesbian texting their bisexual guy friends: Omg hiii I actually do not know anyone who would be a good fit to run in bar marketing for the doritos infused tequila but thank you for thinking of me!! Are you still doing the MFA???

lesbian texting their gay guy friends: Of COURSE you can have my french onion soup recipe. Don’t worry.

lesbian texting their straight girl friends: that hang was sooo needed. genuinely think this is going to be your year 🫶 seriously I mean it.

lesbian texting their bisexual girl friends: I know. I feel the same way—that this is the year my father’s corpse, which I drag with me on my back every winter, finally stops keeping me warm.

lesbian texting their lesbian girl friends: do you think Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs is a woman

[kristina100000]

music is sooo music.. and i couldnt be happier about that

[whenimgod]

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

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A woman in Minneapolis was murdered by ICE today.

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ICE RAIDS DAY 37 - ICE SHOOTS AND KILLS OBSERVER - Minneapolis/Saint Paul, MN

Federal authorities have launched a large enforcement surge in the Minneapolis–St. Paul area, deploying roughly 2,000 ICE and Homeland Secur

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Video is not graphic

Daniel Suitor (@danielsuitor.com)

This is the video. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Mayor of Mpls Jacob Frey tells ICE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MINNEAPOLIS

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Longer video of the woman who was murdered by ICE in Minneapolis, Minnesota today.

Graphic for a brief moment about halfway through when they walk up to the car. You will see blood & her body, if you watch this one.

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Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is publicly denying the federal narrative.

[boarofthenorth100]

Goodbye Forever

I Read A Nasty Thing On-Line And Well I Have Had Enougfh So-Long Boarever

[xybern]

please come back horace we love you

[boarofthenorth100]

Hee-Hee-Hee…

Ok…

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

ok! affirmations for today AAAAAAAA HELP ME GOD PLEASEEEE AAAAAAAA

[senatortedcruz]

My lurking game is crazy I’m laid up in bed reading your grandpa’s obituary