curbside prophet

if you have a minute why don't we go

[moonlitsaturn]

i like tumblr bc u all know So Much and Absolutely Nothing about me simultaneously

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[harpieisthecarpie]

[hockey-related]

A bird wanted to join the game.

[hockey-related]

Let it play.

[holts-knees]

Let it play

[preserving-tiktok]

[stellewriites]

[hollandershane]

#ilya will not be winning a single argument 🥺

[secondlina]

Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

[hrgifs]

1.02 // 1.05

[bob-artist]

Brotherhood of The Orb

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Nobody appreciates the sacrifice of the little lash wizards 😔

[egberts]

what mouse walks on two legs

[striders]

mickey

[egberts]

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

[striders]

donald

[egberts]

no, all of them.

[striders]

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

[okaysuredotbiz]

"how it feels talking with my friends on the internet" ... eight 5"x5"-ish pieces made with vintage size 10 crochet thread + 1.1mm hook

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[dogpuppy]

[hazeltongzhi]

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept