☘️Callie☘️ ☘️Elizabeth☘️

||She/Her||PFP not Mine||

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[yourladyindank]

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

[yourladyindank]

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

[ink-the-shitposter]

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[kitconnor]

friendly reminder if this is the first time it’s on your dash, the brunette is trans!!

[rosarrie]

bunny wearing a strawberry hat

[pinch]

when you’re trying to kiss your gf/bf but they are still mad at you

[teuer]

[doggosource]

[heaven-by-the-sea]

It’s a sad song 

[andtosaturn]

AGNES & SPARKY HEADERS (from WANDAVISION)

→ 8 headers (4 gifs, 4 pngs) from wandavision episode 5 → requested by anon → transparent cut for any bg colour → no need to credit but please don’t edit or steal

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[shortkingviktor]

me: how is five even still alive after everything he's been through?

the tua writers:

[all-your-favs-are-jews]

It’s almost Passover :)

[miss-sweetpotato]

This has no right being this funny

[420moshdad]

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

[feralferelith]

Sum old sketchbook doodles from Halloween

[dutchster]

[trapcard]

[danaterrace]

Haven't had time to draw for myself in a while. Made an effort to do something this weekend.