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things I like. things you like. and my dog

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All I want is pizza but I can’t find my debit card.

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To whomever made my tea this morning,

you’re flipping amazing at making tea.

-from a severely caffeine deprived woman

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Bus: *always late*

Me: ok, I can spare 2 min in my warm house

Bus: HAHA GURL U THOUGHT??? *ten minutes early*

Update:

Bus: HAHA BITCH IM HERE! *next bus arrives ON time*

😑😑😑

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Just a regular thing in my home

Brother: Hey, do you have a [plah-tey]

Me: Wtf is a [plah-tey]???

Bro: you know, makeup thingy

Me: *deadstares* do you mean a palatte

*Brother deadstares back*: [Plah-tey]

Me: Palatte

Bro: [PLAH-TEY] BITCH!

Me: YOU WANNA GO? PALETTE MOTHER**CKR!

*eventaully leads to us screaming it out till YouTube pronouciation videos solves the problem before apologizing and playing Tetris for the afternoon*

(Still have no idea why he wanted mine or which one anyways....)

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Ah, the old "put a cup full of 'whatever' upside down and expect the employee to clean it up" joke. I love my job.........

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Chocolate shaved ice from Sugar Marmalade! 

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I’m sure this is the start of a new addiction 👌 (above ^ Louie the Chihuahua)