MATERIAL GIRL

[nathaliekclley]

‘Bonjour, Bitch’, a series written, shot and directed by Sarah Bahbah and starring Eiza Gonzalez.

[luxoffux]

[miraromanos]

you can’t just burn the place down.

“Have you even met me? Just because I can’t, has never meant I won’t. So watch out, fire department, your local pretty pyromaniac is coming to town!”

[miraromanos]

@rcstlcss-nights​ ian asked:  i’m not going down for this.

“I know I have a face for the mugshots, but I really can’t go to jail. Take one for the team, Ian!” Mira looks at the broken bottle of ketchup strewn about the floor of the convenience store, the one she had been fighting with Ian over. “C’mon? Please? Remember all the times I’ve saved your butt?”

[miraromanos]

AMADEO SANTORO​:

“don’t test me, romano. today is not my day.” amadeo warned, pointing a finger up before his lips formed into a smile, indicating that his threat was far from serious. he turned around and started preparing the ingredients, before raising an eyebrow at the girl. “a friend? well if that friend of yours is so generous, don’t you think you should get something better than an appletini?” 

“Well....when is it really your day, you know? You’re almost as sour as those lemons, out in the back. If I wanted charcoal bitters in my dry martini, I’d just ask you to insult my drink for half an hour before sending it over.” Mira was biting back a chuckle, because at this point, the jokes really did write themselves with Deo. “Hey! Don’t shame my fucking Appletini, she’s sensitive and I like my cocktails sweet, you cock! Besides, I’m not trying to get drunk right away. He gets drunk and then we go back to his place.”

[miraromanos]

GABE RAMOS​:

Location: Driftwood Open to: @miraromanos​ His knuckles protest painfully as he flexes them, bruised and bloody as they are, but Gabe’s too far gone to give too much of himself to the physical aspect of his condition. Grinning from ear to ear, he stumbles out of his car – literally, he has to pick himself up off the ground, it’s a wholly wasted miracle that he’s made it to his destination at all – and begins the arduous, ten-foot journey from the parking lot to his establishment. Singing loudly, a tuneless, unidentifiable song no less, he fumbles with his keys, landing those on the ground as well. A string of violent curse words has him bending down but in his inebriated state, he leans too heavily on the door– only to find it unlocked. Sobering, if only minutely, Gabe straightens up and goes for his gun, blinking rapidly in a futile attempt to clear his vision. Though the weapon remains stowed in the back of his pants, his grip on it is nearly bone-crushing as he steps warily through the entrance. A clouded mind sloshes through hasty details, taking in some - not all - lights being on and the definite sound of someone moving in the back. Caution bids him to be quiet and quick, but in his condition, he can be anything but, and that much is made painfully clear as he stumbles over a chair, tries to right it, and only manages to land them both on the floor. “Fuck!” he calls out loudly, perhaps in an attempt to establish dominance, and he throws the chair bodily as he scrambles to his feet, gun now drawn. “Who the fuck is in my club? Don’t fucking test me, I will empty this chamber into your goddamn face–”

Mira is helping with closing shift, having drawn the shortest end of the stick when it came to clearing up the dressing rooms. She fucking hates cleaning up all the glitter and loose bits of plastic diamonds that fall from the outfits, and she really hates the mixed scents of sweat and cheap perfume, but she’s still here, cleaning all of this up. She’s playing a song on the speakers, dancing along to it as she works, in relative safety of the fact that there’s some other people cleaning up the bar while she works here. Maybe she can convince them for a nightcap before she goes home. 

What she doesn’t realise is that glitter is a fucking bitch, and it takes her far longer than she thinks to clean it off the surfaces. It’s getting late, and her playlist takes her on a journey of sorts while she’s in this scrubbing trance. There is a thunderous crashing of what sounds like wooden chairs, and it makes Mira yelp in surprise and look up and around her. What the fuck? She looks at the clock, and swears under her breath. It’s not a lot, but there’s a broken umbrella in the corner of the room, that the dancer picks up as a weapon and makes her way to the main area. 

“Gabe?!” That voice is very familiar, and Mira rolls her eyes at his obnoxious yelling. The gun though...she has dropped the umbrella, raising her palms up in a gesture of peace. “First of all, I don’t think you’d even hit my face. Second of all, don’t fucking shoot at me, you idiot! It’s Mira!” She’s noticing him wavering, and it worries her, kind of. “Are you...are you okay?” 

[memesmerised]

‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters

‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘

‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘

‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘

‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘

‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘

‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘

‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘

‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘

‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘

‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘

‘ Please go to church. ‘

‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘

‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘

‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘

‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘

‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘

‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘

‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘

‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘

‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘

‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘

‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘

‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 

‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘

‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘

‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘

‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘

‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘

‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘

‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘

‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘

‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘

‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘

‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘

‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘

‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘

‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘

‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘

‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘

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[miraromanos]

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[gaberame]

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"I have a strictly professional relationship with all my girls, and I would never dare cross a boundary like that with any of them. ... That being said-- I plead the fifth."

@miraromanos

[miraromanos]

ZOEY LITTLE​:

LOCATION: super fly records TAGGING: anyone ( @misplaced-misc )

there had been a shift on the island ever since that night at the market. people were moving differently, eyeing tourists with suspicion and looking at their neighbors in a more discerning light. it was quite the shakeup to the last few years of calm that had settled over wickway. some might call it peaceful— others might say boring. you would think zoey hadn’t been notified that the violent gang was back in town, cool and unbothered at super fly records. it had been a slow afternoon, and she had been rollerskating around the empty shop, andrea true connection spinning on the turntable. if the owner had been around, she might have been told her to turn down the music and not skate while drinking a pineapple smoothie so close to the vinyl, but she was on her own today. no rules. the bells above the door jingle cheerfully, bringing in a gust of warm summer wind as someone entered the shop. zoey didn’t bother turning around until the chorus was over and the floorboards creaked under the weight of the patron. “we got a special on ink today,” she said, skating over to the wall of tattoos where her own work was displayed. she tapped the nearest one— a dagger with a vine of roses crawling up the blade. “buy one, pay full price.” she flashes a quick smile, dimples blooming briefly before she turns her attention back to her smoothie.

“Aah, I see what you’re doing there, and my answer is still going to be no.” Mira purses her lips and shakes her head. “My body is a very beautifully preserved temple, and I like it without any of the ink, no offense of course. Besides, needles are scary!” She is here to see her friend, after all. Not to get some ink, or listen to fresh tunes (even though Andrea True Connection wasn’t fresh, if you catch her drift.)

“I’m here to see you, and I come bearing coffee! Decaf, french Vanilla I think, extra sugar. Please tell me that’s how you like it. Or else I’ll have to offer you this hazelnut mocha with no sugar....which is equally as good, I’m not going to lie.” 

[miraromanos]

CARMEN SANTORO​:

Location: Cee’s dinner Availability: @miraromanos​

A large order of fries was already in front of Carmen as she waited for her friend to join. There was no doubts that Cee’s had the best fries on the island, if not all of of Miama. There was just something about how greasy they were while yet remaining somewhat crispy that spoke to her. It was a delicate balance and with a bit of vinegar, it tasted like heaven. The woman had a thought for Tony as a milkshake sat next to her plate and, on a whim, she dipped a frie in it and took a picture that she sent to the detective. As she looked up, a smile on her face, she saw her friend enter the dinner. “I couldn’t wait before ordering, you know how I get when I smell them.”

mentionned @rcstlcss-nights​

Mira, as was usually the case for her, was running late. In her defense, even if it was girls’ night, she had to look like a million bucks, and it showed. Her dress was the skintight variety, her eyelids glimmering with all the glitter she could put on it, and her hair was done in loose curls. This was her version of “normal” though, and no one could convince the woman otherwise. Sliding into the seat right next to Carmen, she chuckled. “Who are you taking that selfie for? Trying to show some boy wonder how cool you can be? Then you should pull your top down a little, show him how much fun you are and how cool your assets are.” She winks, swiping a handful of fries and popping them into her mouth. “Mmm, did you get some vinegar in them? If so, can you just marry me and be like my estranged ex wife? That way I can say, there was someone for me out there once.” She chuckles as she finishes her mouthful, leaning back in her seat. “Do I also get a milkshake? Or should I do the responsible thing and just order soda instead?” 

[miraromanos]

AMADEO SANTORO​:

“if you don’t like lime, you shouldn’t have ordered a damn mojito, dumbass.” amadeo had always had a quick temper and poor impulse control; today, all the customers had been incredibly obnoxious but this one took the cake. perhaps working in customer service wasn’t the best idea for someone like the eldest santoro.. but he did have a talent for mixing drinks, after all. “i’m not remaking it again. now fuck off before i shove all my limes down your throat, yeah?” amadeo threatened before throwing the rag he used to wipe up a glass with down, letting out a sigh and turning to the next customer. “and what would you like?” 

“I’ll be havin’ whatever you’ve got stuck up your ass, baby...” Mira has a finger under her nose, trying to suppress the chuckle that is sure to escape if she has to watch another second of this interaction. Yes, she would not like to be the person getting lemons shoved down their throat, but it was funny! “Okay, for real though, I think I’m going to start with an Appletini, and can you keep them coming? I’m meeting...a friend here, and he’ll put it on his tab.” 

[miraromanos]

LENNIE ALBRIGHT​:

“Fuck off,” Lennie stated towards the grieving male that was previously the object of Mira’s attention. Sure, she understood what kind of loss the poor dude was going through, but that didn’t mean she was ready to place nice and return Mira to him. She nodded towards the rest of the club as the man begrudgingly returned back to being on the prowl for another hot chick to most likely break the club’s rules with as Lennie focused her attention back on the current object of her affection. “White knight? Prince? You’re really lookin’ to make bank tonight, aren’t you?” Lennie teased with a smirk blessing her lips before she was ghosting the lines of breaking the rules by running her fingertips around the woman’s waistline to pull her body closer to hers. “I think we both know how you can repay the generosity. I promise I’ll behave and keep my hands to myself.” As she spoke, Lennie removed her touch from Mira’s body, holding her hands up in defense as she moved closer to the empty booth in question. Without a second thought, she brought out the wad of cash (most from tips that she received after pulling a double shift and helping out the housekeeping crew at Easy Z’s two days prior) and sat on the booth, setting the money next to her. Lennie tilted her head as she peered at Mira, truly taking in the girl for the first time since she arrived and sighing. “One of these days, I swear… ya gonna kill me.”

“Girl’s gotta make rent somehow, you know...” A smile ghosts over the dancer’s features, knowing full well that’s a joke. Lennie’s been more than lenient with the issue of Mira’s payments, and in exchange, Mira gets to keep a beautiful woman company. She’s not going to lie when she recounts the story of how the electricity in the other woman’s touch makes her back arch, and how she moves to be closer. If the bouncer in the other corner wasn’t already looking at them, she would have gone for that lip service. And as soon as the current ran, it went away when Lennie let go, and Mira saunters over not long after, waiting for the song to change before she gets down to work. She’s moving her hips to the opening sounds of Jason Derulo, turning her back to the woman as she moves her ass to the music, the smirk on her face, growing at Lennie’s compliment. “That’s the plan, gorgeous. But not before you hand over all you’ve got to me...”

[flvwerinq]

Daft Pretty Boys // Bad Suns

[vaememes]

                    CRIME  BASED  SENTENCE   PROMPTS  .

             A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS,                TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

 i.       murder.

❛     what  have  you  done?     ❜

❛     what  did  you  do?   ❜

❛     you’re   going  to  prison  for  murder.    ❜

❛     how  do  you  plan  to  get  away  with  this  one?   ❜

❛    i’m  not  helping  you  do  anything!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  we  just  killed   someone.      ❜

❛    why  did  you  tell  me  you  did   this!    ❜

❛     do  you  really  think  you  can  outrun  this?     ❜

❛     we  just  committed  a  murder,  don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!     ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  down  for  this.      ❜

❛     what–   is  that  what  it  looks  like  ..  please  tell  me  it’s  not.    ❜

❛     you  really  did  this,  didn’t  you?    ❜

❛     you  really  think  i’m  going  to  help  you  move  a  dead  body?   ❜

❛     you’re  telling  me  you  didn’t  do  this?   ❜

❛     i’m  going  to  be  sick,  oh  my–  i  can’t.    ❜

❛     why  did  you  do  this?   ❜

❛     you   can’t  get  away  with  murder!   ❜

❛     you  said  we  were  going  to   scare   him/her/them,  not  kill  him/her/them!   ❜

 ii.       theft.

❛     hey,   did  you  steal  that  from  me?   looks  familiar.     ❜

❛     you  want  me  to  help  you  rob  someone?   ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  help  you  rob  someone.    ❜

❛     i’m  pretty  sure  that’s  stealing.   ❜

❛     you  stole  from  me!   ❜

❛     the  only  thing  i  steal  is  hearts.      ❜

❛     give  it  back!    ❜

❛     are  we  seriously  stealing  right  now?     ❜

❛     you  have  a  serious  sticky  finger  problem.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  go  around  and  steal  from  people.      ❜

❛     why  did  you  take  it?     ❜

❛     you  know  you’re  going  to  get  caught,  right?    ❜

❛     you  want  me  steal?   why  can’t  you  do  it?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  steal  for  you.     ❜

❛     you   are   a   thief!     ❜

❛     why  are  you  robbing  these  people?   ❜

❛     you  tried  to  steal  from  me!   ❜

❛     i   didn’t   steal   it!  ❜

 iii.       arson.

❛     you   didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.     ❜

❛      arson  is  a  crime.     ❜

❛     they’ll  know  it   was  an  arson.    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson,  did  you?   ❜

❛    you  set  it  on  fire!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  you  want  to  burn  it  down.      ❜

❛    put  the  matches  down!    ❜

❛     why  you  would  you  tell  me  you  committed  arson?     ❜

❛     i  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.    ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  help  you  commit  arson.      ❜

❛     you  didn’t  really  burn  it  down,  did  you?     ❜

❛     what  if  there  would  have  been  people  inside?    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  think,  you  just  did  it?   ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  burn  the  place  down.     ❜

❛     please  don’t  do  this! ❜

❛     why  do  you  want  to  burn  it  for?   ❜

❛     you  really  did  it?   i  didn’t  think  you’d  really  do  it!    ❜

❛     you  aren’t  being  serious,  right?   they’ll   know   we  did   it.    ❜

 iv.       fraud.

❛     you  stole  my  identity?     ❜

❛      you   stole   someone’s   identity?   ❜

❛      i’m   pretty  sure  that’s  fraud.    ❜

❛      you  can’t  just  forge  a  signature.     ❜

❛      i’m  just  going  to  forge  their  signature.   ❜

❛      you  aren’t  allowed  to  sign   someone   else’s  name.      ❜

❛     you  signed  my  name  for  me?   ❜

❛     why  would  you  sign  my  name?     ❜

❛     that’s  illegal,  you  can’t  sign  for  anyone’s  name.    ❜

❛     you’re  using  someone’s  social  security.      ❜

❛     you  stole  someone’s  social  security?     ❜

❛     how  are  you  not  in  jail  for   fraud?    ❜

❛     you  do   know  that’s  fraud,  right?   ❜

❛     it’s  not  okay  to  forge  my  signature  without  asking  me.     ❜

❛     you  lied  about  you  are! ❜

❛     you  gave  the  police  a  wrong  name?   ❜

❛     i  didn’t  mean  to  sign  your  name.   ❜

❛     do  you  think  they  have  finally  caught  on  to  you?     ❜

 v.       truancy.

❛     you   really   need  to  go  to  school.     ❜

❛      why  don’t  you  want  to  go  to  school?     ❜

❛      you  can’t  keep  missing  school.    ❜

❛      we  got  a  truancy  letter  in  the  mail  today.   ❜

❛     you  have  a  court  date  for  missing  school!   ❜

❛      please,  just  go  to  school,  before  you  end  up   in  jail.      ❜

❛     you  will  go  jail  if  you  keep  missing!    ❜

❛     why  aren’t   you  ever  at   school?     ❜

❛     it’s  either  school   or   jail.    ❜

❛     i’m  being  convicted  of  truancy.      ❜

❛     they  are  trying  to  lock  you  up  for  missing  school?     ❜

❛     why  should  i  go  to  school?    ❜

❛     you  want  to  go  to  jail?   ❜

❛     come  on,  just  a  few  more  years  and  it’s  history.   ❜

❛     get  to  school  now! ❜

❛     what  does  being   truant  ever  mean?   ❜

❛     i’m  sorry,  you’re  what,  a  truant?   ❜

vi.       vandalism.

❛     pretty  sure  this  is  vandalism.     ❜

❛      can  you  even  really  get  into  trouble  for  painting  a  wall?     ❜

❛      it’s  just  a  little  graffiti.  ❜

❛      you  broke  someone’s  property,  that’s  okay.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  go  onto  someones  property  and  break  things!   ❜

❛      i  don’t  want  to  do  this  anymore!      ❜

❛      don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!  we  just  got  caught  on  camera!    ❜

❛     you  took  a  baseball  bat  to  someone’s  home?     ❜

❛     i’m  not   going  to  ruin  someone’s  property.   ❜

❛     they  know  it   was  you.      ❜

❛     you  spray  painted  the  side  of  that  building?   ❜

❛     you  want  to  graffiti  with  me  later?    ❜

❛     did  you  ever  get  in  trouble  for  vandalism?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  vandalize  someone’s  house.  ❜

❛     hurry!   someone’s  coming!   ❜

❛    you  know  there  are  camera’s  up  everywhere?   ❜

❛     are  you  crazy?  they  have  camera’s!   ❜

vii.       trespassing.

❛     hey,  i’m  pretty  sure  this  is  trespassing.     ❜

❛      you  want  to  go  over  there?     ❜

❛     you  want  to  climb  the  fence  and  go  over  there? ❜

❛      what  are  we  doing  here  anyway.    ❜

❛      you’re  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i  am  not  trespassing  and  breaking  and  entering.    ❜

❛      that’s  breaking  and  entering!    ❜

❛     first,  trespassing.  now  breaking  and  entering?     ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  trespass.  ❜

❛     stop  right  there!   what  are  you  doing  trespassing  onto  my  property!     ❜

❛     you  think  someone  is  trespassing?  ❜

❛     you  are  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i’m  not  getting  in  trouble  for  trespassing.   ❜

❛     i’m  not  trespassing,  i   live  here.   ❜

❛     what  are  you  doing  trespassing?   ❜

❛    you  can’t  go  around  and  trespass.  ❜

❛     trust  me,  i’m  not  going  to  get  caught.   ❜

[miraromanos]

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