🖤Mire🖤

¡hi! 🍅

[mireya-808]

Hey, is it okay that I send u a message? / or u send me one?

Yes that's okay... go ahead :)

[pixipunkx]

Happy Pride Month, everybody!

🖤🤍🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow flag

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asexual flag

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when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[mireya-808]

🌈

[malscare]

who's packing me lunch

[ineffablehusbandsshipper]

being a good omens fan who turned into a my chemical romance fan feels like taking a pilgrimage to the motherland

[mireya-808]

OMG THIS IS SO ME

(but I liked MCR before Good Omens even though I knew them before)

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, I LIKE BOTH

[rainbowhyperfixation]

It’s the Michael Sheen crying portion of the behind the scenes video. 🥺💗🫠

[mireya-808]

😭🖤

[sleepymagician19]

Wait hear me out

[mireya-808]

Hey, how are you Mireya? :)

Hello 👋, good thanks :)

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[mireya-808]

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

[thesarcasticmechanic]

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

[mireya-808]

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"go kill yourself"

[mireya-808]

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY MIGHT"

[mireya-808]

I must remind you that there is a "might" and not a "can".

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"fine. Let me rephrase"

"i CAN and WILL kill myself if you keep this up"

"leave me alone"

[mireya-808]

Baird, I think it's a little strange that you want to kill yourself, but if that's what you want

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"why do you support me"

"why did I even go on tumblr-"

"I'm going to bed"

[mireya-808]

How do you manage to sleep so much? Anyway, sleep well, Sleeping Beauty HAHHAHAHA

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[mireya-808]

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

[thesarcasticmechanic]

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

[mireya-808]

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"go kill yourself"

[mireya-808]

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY MIGHT"

[mireya-808]

I must remind you that there is a "might" and not a "can".

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"fine. Let me rephrase"

"i CAN and WILL kill myself if you keep this up"

"leave me alone"

[mireya-808]

Baird, I think it's a little strange that you want to kill yourself, but if that's what you want

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[mireya-808]

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

[thesarcasticmechanic]

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

[mireya-808]

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"go kill yourself"

[mireya-808]

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY MIGHT"

[mireya-808]

I must remind you that there is a "might" and not a "can".

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[mireya-808]

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

[thesarcasticmechanic]

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

[mireya-808]

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"go kill yourself"

[mireya-808]

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[mireya-808]

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

[thesarcasticmechanic]

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

[mireya-808]

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thegrandmasterhaytham]

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

[mireya-808]

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

[wesker-the-god]

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

[wesker-the-god]

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

[wesker-the-god]

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"hahaha you're funny."

[wesker-the-god]

Ugly.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

[wesker-the-god]

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"apologize."

[wesker-the-god]

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

[wesker-the-god]

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

[wesker-the-god]

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

[wesker-the-god]

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

[wesker-the-god]

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

[wesker-the-god]

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

[wesker-the-god]

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

[mireya-808]

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

[thejerkmiser]

Why am i SICK AGAIN

[mireya-808]

"GOOGLING HANTAVIRUS SYMPTOMS. YOU KNOW. JUST IN CASE"

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[reyadavismustdie]

NO TIME FOR PROPER PHOTOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING “TOMORROW”