"if ball sniffing was a sport I'd be famous"

ace, 19, gender fluid but more like a supercritical fluid

[canravioli]

jeremy

[roookspirit]

novelty magic 8 ball keychain

[nasiijau]

sober to death

[mischief2]

getting turned into a vampire in front of a mirror and watching your reflection slowly disappear...

[mischief2]

they call it a bubble butt because when I fart it blows bubbles

[segamascott]

i wish we could post porn because i screen recorded a twitter video of a guy sweeping his roof holding the broom with his hole and i want the world to share my disbelief

[mischief2]

oh..thats gore..thats gore of my comfort character <- is so horny right now she can hardly speak (that's why teheres so many eplipses)

[mischief2]

[mischief2]

poop

[mischief2]

trvth nvke:

pee in my mouth

[oddpossumcreature]

[fakeplasticgirlfailure]

tmi under cut

just had the most impressively long poop. footlong turd. unbroken. felt kind of sad to flush it honestly

[mischief2]

going to the barber and asking for a tmi under cut so they give me an under cut while talking about their top 10 favorite poops

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[mischief2]

to me, a play date is just a normal date

just a glimpse into how joyful and toypilled my life has become

[mischief2]

story where some guys wife is about to die so they do a bucket list but everything on the list is just stuff from a dead wife montage that they record to make a dead wife montage

[mischief2]

romantic crackhead be like: you are the coke to my key

[mischief2]

girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider guys go to Venus to suck more penis enbys go to Detroit to become human