I've been here too long

My Name is Ashley. I'm a psychic and here's my blog 

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[heated-pixels]

Yuna, after processing that: And you became official when???

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Just now. At this table. When he called himself my boyfriend…

Yuna: Right…

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[justsomeguycore]

knock knock

[dismembered-jackalope]

who's there

[justsomeguycore]

deez

[dismembered-jackalope]

sigh

deez who ?

[justsomeguycore]

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

[mischiefavenged1309]

Valentino’s glasses are prescription. They aren’t just a fashion statement. He needs them to see.

The edgers are blurred.

[neo--queen--serenity]

a real go-getter, if you will

[paranoiahaven]

[mischiefavenged1309]

Patrick Stump in “Hear my Hope” scratches something deep in my millennial brain that I can’t explain.

[mischiefavenged1309]

Charlie’s shield can fly?

[mischiefavenged1309]

Charlie is me obsessively revising presentations

[mischiefavenged1309]

Abel verbalising my daily internal monologue for a minute straight:

[mischiefavenged1309]

Breaking new:

Shark week was Vox’s idea.

[mischiefavenged1309]

Guys I’m scared. There isn’t a single Blake Roman credit in any of the remaining songs.

[mischiefavenged1309]

Shoutout to Vivienne Medrano, Christina Friel, and Connor Wright for writing the plot twist of the century that no one saw coming but everyone should have seen coming.

[mischiefavenged1309]

Proof Alastor has a heart:

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST BIT IN THE EPISODE I'M SORRY

[itjammy]

[swissschees3-deactivated2026030]

Episode 6 of hazbin… Vox is one of my favourite characters but the Angel scene? Alastor please hurry up and rip Vox to shreds already💀