if u ain't first you're last

26. 🔒 leo ☀️ cancer 🌙⬆️

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[ashkintsugi]

bite me

[lamignonette]

[joelpersels]

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[rubbergloves]

Bondage Fairies #14 (Dec. 1997)

by Kondom

[sabrinabinx]

[ayyildiz]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[soundcarvings]

It’s raining hot summer rain outside

[cungadero]

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[f0rcee]

[joelpersels]

[ariaiscursed]

- colors in bloom

[greeeeeeennnn93-deactivated2026]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes