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Thea: Oliver, I don't know the first thing about running a political campaign.

Oliver: Thea, you beautiful tropical fish. You're smart as a whip and you're cool under pressure. You've resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands!

Thea: No I haven't.

Oliver: You haven't!?

Thea: No!

Oliver: You will. You're that good.

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I made this post in fucking 2015 guys.

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Sirius: As a house can we vote to stab Peter?

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Keith: From now on, we will be using new code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Shiro, code name: Been There, Done That. Lance is: Currently Doing That. Hunk is: It Happened Once In A Dream. Pidge, code name: If I Had To Pick A Chick. Allura is Eagle Two.

Allura: Oh thank God.

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Deleted Scene S2 Ep 05

Barry: Hey girl, wanna go back to my dad's house and make love in front of a photograph of me and my dead mother? I promise I won't be thinking about my adopted sister the whole time, and afterwards we can talk about my middle school science fair project and our dead parents.

Patty: Oh my gosh! I thought you'd never ask! But will there be ice-cream?

Barry: You bet! I'll even steal it from some stranger who's already taken a scoop out of it.

Patty: Vanilla, though right?

Barry: Of course, that's the only way I can do it without vibrating.

Patty: I mean the ice-cream?

Barry: Oh yeah, that too.

Link to the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTw0dSymaNo

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incorrect harry potter quotes [4/?]

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Joe: So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter.

Oliver: Oh, I'm engaged to Felicity.

Joe: I thought you were gay.

Oliver: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?

Joe: I don't know.

Damon: Klaus tried to kiss me.

Stefan: What?

Damon: And I didn't tell anyone, 'cause I'm not really sure how I feel about it.

Klaus: That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!

Damon: Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.

Klaus: I haven't been here in quite some time. Which one is the blue house?

Rebekah: It's the blue one.

Klaus: Oh, yes. They're really thinking outside the box with the design.

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Cisco: Oliver! Oh my God, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Suri! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amaziiiing!

Oliver: Wow, so, uh, what's new with you?

Cisco [blank stare]: I just told you.