a smooth criminal

Call me Pygmalion. The rest is need-to-know.

[survivesomehcw]

Lelantos wanted to be annoyed, really, he did. But he was in a good mood and, rather than walking away, stood imitating the siren that seemed never to go away.

[miss-pyggy]

“Having fun there?” Pygmalion teased as she looked up from her laptop.

[sarabethvanjaager-blog]

If people asked, she’s not Aura or Sarabeth van Jaager, nor is she Nikolaevna Sharapova like her real birth name; she’s Natascha Maeva Rothes who is currently craving for some delicious cupcake. Walking past a pastry shop, she stood on the outside, looking in through the display window for the perfect cupcake that would catch her heart the most. “Which one of  you is the most delicious…” she mumbled to herself, biting her lower lip to stop herself from drooling and buying everything.

[miss-pyggy]

Pygmalion was out for her daily latte and stroll. By now, this was a familiar route. As she passed by the bakery, the forger was met by a face she recognized . She sidled up beside her, just in time to hear her speak. “That’s one way of picking a snack. Do they ever talk back?”

[miss-pyggy]

Hey, babes. I missed you.

I’m back but I have so many threads that I don’t remember all the background for, so I’m going to drop them and start over. If we have a thread you particularly want to keep, just let me know. 

This also goes for Ajax.

[survivesomehcw]

He shrugged, laughing, “It’s no great tragedy.”

[miss-pyggy]

“It’d be a bigger loss than you’d think.”

[miss-pyggy]

i’m not dead

i’ve been working on my next screenplay

50 pages in like 30 hours

i’ll do some replies on both accounts tomorrow but activity will not be as frequent until i’ve completed this first draft

[miss-pyggy]

WAIT GUYS IM SO SORRY

SOMEONE JUST SENT ME A MEME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS HECATE AND I ANSWERED IT ACCODINGLY THEN I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HELEN AND I TRIED TO FIX IT AND ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT

WHY DID I  HAVE SO MUCH WINE

[miss-pyggy]

sometimes you just gotta drink a whole bottle of pinot grigio straight from the bottle to make up for being a single, 24 year old woman who consistently stays in on weekends watching netflix

[agentphxebe]

Phoebe laughed, “Clearly I have no rhythm at all.” She grinned, but I’m doing my best.

[miss-pyggy]

“You’re doing just fine! Just have fun with it, Pheebs!”

[survivesomehcw]

He shrugged, “And what? I already have marks…”

[miss-pyggy]

“A couple marks, yeah, but... I don’t want to be responsible for ruining that face.”

[zeusal]

“Believe you me, I am well-aware of the attractiveness of people who can dance. The thing is, though, I’m good at so many things, that dancing just couldn’t be one of them. It wouldn’t be fair, especially since I’m white and I’ve already got that going for me. All I know how to do is waltz, and it’s a rather rigid sort of dance—nothing like Zumba, unfortunately.”

[miss-pyggy]

“Now, honey, that is no excuse. My boyfriend in college was as white as the freshly fallen snow, but he knew how to work his hips when it came down to it. But, I have to admit, I’m partial to a good Viennese waltz every now and again...”

[madelinexholt]

“No. It’s fine. Please feel free to call Dora the Explorer anything you’d like.”

[miss-pyggy]

“Dora the Explorer? As much as I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for that moniker, I’m going to resist the urge to inquire.”

[miss-pyggy]

↱ = being lost with them .

“You should have listened to me when I told you not to take this exit. Now we don’t know where the hell we are and we’re probably going to get accosted by inbred cannibals and it’s all your fault. I swear to God, if I die before I get to sleep with Michael B. Jordan I will kick your ass forever in the afterlife.”

[miss-pyggy]

☽≡↱☁

☽ = wandering alone at night 

“Hey, honey-- you lost? This is a kind of sketchy part of town...”

≡ = offering a place to stay overnight

“I appreciate this so much. I promise, you won’t even know I’m here. AND I cook.”

↱ = being lost with them

“Hey...This street looks a little familiar, doesn’t it? Are you sure you know where you’re going? Because I think we might be taking the deja vu route.”

☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them

“Holy-- THIS WAS NOT IN THE FORECAST! Please tell me you’re parked somewhere close.”

[miss-pyggy]

❃=Dancing with them

“Well, look at you, Happy Feet! I gotta give it to myself, I am a marvelous teacher.”

[miss-pyggy]

✘ ▤ ≡

✘ = hugging them 

“Oh, come here, you big teddy bear.”

▤ = falling asleep on them .

“Hey, Z... Z... Wake up. C’mon, man, you’re heavy and I gotta pee...”

≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .

“Okay. But, I will be sleeping on the couch. And if I feel any hands on my booty in the middle of the night I will karate chop you in the neck.”

[miss-pyggy]

❤

Pygmalion’s eyes widened as he laid one on her. On one hand, this was completely unexpected. On the other, it had been quite a while since she had been kissed... When it ended, she looked at the other agent with suspicion in her eyes. “Did you lose a bet or something?”

[miss-pyggy]

I’m so shitty at these memes i’m so sorry