Admin's Assistants

Hello! I saw this App called Tumblr and wanted to try it out, and the RED and BLU team are using this app too so why not? Also my brother runs this account too!

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

(OOC: this is a TF2 AU where there's an 100 square meter area near the RED and BLU base called The Banlands or The Scraplands for an alternative name, the Area belongs to a god like creature who's named "Puppeteer illusion" who can shapeshift into a human or any mercenary.)

I suppose I should make a introduction post since nobody would know me... Hi! I'm Miss Pauling, my full name is Flo Pauling. I'm the Administrator's assistant and I give contracts to both of the BLU AND RED Teams!

// mod speaking! I have an update! Miss and Mr Pauling now have separate accounts! (aka side blogs) find them at @misspaulingrednblu and @mrpaulingrednblu !!

I like skating and taking breaks, really helps me with my burnouts and I like Scout! he's a pretty cool guy.

Tags!

#Pauling posts - posting and stuff

#Pauling doodles - Art

#Pauling breaktime - Hanging out with the Mercs

#Pauling reblogs - Things that I like!

#Pauling and Scout - Hanging out with Scout!

#Intelligence - important things /creator updates

/Creator is 13 years old

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[1.2.3... hello? Is this mic on? Oh okay, it is. Hello, this is Mr. Pauling or known as Mason Flo Pauling, or just Mason for short. I've been in the banlands for... years now, i haven't been able to see my sister for what... 4 years? I don't know...]

[These are the Scrapped Mercenaries from my research, first to last to die in the real world and revived here... I don't think there will be more, Pauling out.]

/Miss Pauling's text is normal while Mr Pauling's text is like [this] btw

[Operation: Scrapped Mercenaries]

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

Heya Missus!! And… Mr too I s’pose… Finished the contract!! The target is DEAD. And I mean DEAD DEAD. Like goodness, I think I mighta carried myself away a bit during that… anyways, got the intel!

-Scrapper

@meet-the-scrapper79

"Yeah... that's nice, and Mr. Pauling... is off comms, it'll take him a while to regain contact but contract completed."

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

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[12 missed calls. Please call again later]

"... He's not picking up... is he?.."

"I only wanted to help..."

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

ahem. I have a contract for you two to give Red and Blu.

@tf2-admin68

// sorry for not answering! I got caught up running my other blogs lol

"On my day off? Really? Oh wait... I technically don't have any day offs... yeah, alright! Thanks!"

[emesisblu-hunter]

Sorry I disappeared for quite a while! We've been busy lately... anyway...

At the same time:

[How are you doing?]

How are you doing?

- 📝👓 and 🟣📑

Im doing good.... You?

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

[Good.]

Good!

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

//since I can't do anon asks//

Zephyr knocks on the door before entering

Misss P, I have thosse filsse you wanted printed.

He says handing her the papers. His tail flicks lazily behind him, the rattle part making faint rattle noises

Why thank you, Zeph!

She takes the papers gratefully

Good work out there!

[crocketpopper45]

REQUESTS MASTERPOST!!

In order: Mister Pauling of @misspaulingrednblu; BLU sergeant of @blu-sergeant; Miss Pauling of @misspaulingrednblu; Jesse Holton of @blu-grappler; The Assistant by @lilfantheonly; Xander & Erik of @red-blu-bushman-snake-twins !!

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

// Mod post! THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE THE BEST :DDD

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

@emesisblu-hunter

[bestistbostonboy69]

Yo Scout, I haven't introduced myself to you yet. I am the new radio host for yalls matches. Just call me Host. I also have a package Miss Pauling wanting to get you.

@ask-the-host-tf2

yoo, whats good host? did the old hag get tired at yellin at us? heh.

ooh wai5 wiat wait miss p got me somthin?? what is it? is it a new gun?? or is it sumthn more personel?

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

Got you a new hat! It looks exactly like yours except I sew the RED team logo on it! And yes I sew sometimes when I'm not buried in piles of paperwork...

[Safe to say... I took care of the Administrator and I ain't gonna tell you how...]

-🟣📑 and 📝👓

[ask-the-red-heavy]

Hey Big Guy! It's Pauling, from another universe to be exact... since your Pauling doesn't have that much free time to be on her phone playing this app anyway! How are you doing? Also say Hi to my brother, Mason!

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[it's "Mr. Pauling" to everyone else, Flo!- ugh... nevermind... Hi, Misha.]

"Oh, Miss Pauling! Very nice to see you here. It has been a while. Although Heavy does not understand the... another universe statement. Is not important. And I never knew Miss Pauling has brother. Heavy says hello too, though I do not like people I am not close with calling me Misha.

But, is nice meeting other older brother. You protect Miss Pauling a lot, nyet?"

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

[Yes, I try to protect her... and I apologise for calling you Misha, Heavy.]

The another universe thing isn't important right now... all I know is that I'm just happy to see you again!

[polite-espionage]

... What is wrong with you. Why are you nice?..

Disgusting..

( @i-like-company )

“…Whatever do you mean?”

Polite Spy cocked his head to the side, raising an eyebrow.

“Being polite is simply what I strive to be. I do not believe it is ‘disgusting’ as you put it.”

“…May I ask, who you are, my bitter friend?”

He gave a friendly smile, seemingly not effected by his tone.

[i-like-company]

what ya' strive to be huh?

Well sorry ta' burst your sweet lil bubble but kindness ain't nothin round here. It's somthin you do to get on someone so ya can trick em..

Also the names Zed..

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

Zed, be nice! Also I got out from the hospital! :D yippee kayay! Also Hi Polite!

[polite-espionage]

“I don’t believe that is a good way at viewing things, my friend. Tricking people isn’t very helpful, and frankly I believe that there are better uses of your time than that.”

“Even so, it is a pleasure to meet you, Zed.”

He lends a hand out for Zed to shake, his smile still present on his face.

(“Also- hello Miss Pauling! I hope you are doing well.”)

[i-like-company]

She glared back at the hand as if it personally offended his bloodline.

... keep holdin yer hand out like that and I'll break each one of those fingers.

I don't trust spys, especially ones who act like ain't nothin wrong around them.

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

ZED CONAGHER, YOU KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW.

(Uh oh...)

[polite-espionage]

... What is wrong with you. Why are you nice?..

Disgusting..

( @i-like-company )

“…Whatever do you mean?”

Polite Spy cocked his head to the side, raising an eyebrow.

“Being polite is simply what I strive to be. I do not believe it is ‘disgusting’ as you put it.”

“…May I ask, who you are, my bitter friend?”

He gave a friendly smile, seemingly not effected by his tone.

[i-like-company]

what ya' strive to be huh?

Well sorry ta' burst your sweet lil bubble but kindness ain't nothin round here. It's somthin you do to get on someone so ya can trick em..

Also the names Zed..

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

Zed, be nice! Also I got out from the hospital! :D yippee kayay! Also Hi Polite!

[bestistbostonboy69]

Scout

You make me want to put a hundred balloons on you and watch you float away like a cool bird...

And have Pauling all for myself.

woah woah hold on there pal step back. i aint ignorin dat last bit. what da hell didja say.

ill make you shit out balloons if ya try.

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

I really don't know what to feel about this...

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

Boo.

[Gah-... ugh... What?]

[theredbushman]

Don't mean to be rude but this vid of you is going around man

Bloody hell, not this thing again. Where tha hell did it come from??

[bestistbostonboy69]

lets make dis one a your top posts again.

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

[I agree.]

[theredbushman]

Omg omg 13 for the ask game please

Would somebody please tell me what tha bloody hell these numbers mean?!?

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

[Dunno, Mundy. We barely got any asks.]

Me neither.

- Miss and Mister Pauling

[missandmrpaulingrednblu]

//Ooc post again, turns out my eyesight was worse, it doubled to -4.50 or something like that, I think my first glasses were the wrong prescriptions, causing me to get myopia (my phone addiction counts ig) but anyway, I feel a lot better now and I can actually see again yippee :)