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Oh yes, and if I’m feeling bloated then my balance will be off. Hehe!
Ohh, and there you go again! You're always on a roll with your puns and cheesiness, aren't you? Of course, if you're too bloated then you could just be on a roll yourself. Literally.
Well, of course we can’t. That’s just irrational. We need our tummies to be filled.
Exactly. If you don't eat, you have no energy. And you need energy to kill, right? In saying that, you don't want to eat and be too bloated. It's all about balance, my friend.
Let’s face it, we’re top shiz in this place, yo!
You could also distract them with your looks. At least they’ll die a fabulous death. We can use rainbow spinny cutty things! Can we make pizza first, and then kill?
Hell yeah, sweetie! We rule the roost!
Aww, why thank you, cutie! It'd be totally fabulous, right? Yes, rainbow spinny cutty things! They so beat the ordinary ones. Sounds good to me! We can't murder on an empty stomach now, can we?
Oh gosh. I’m so confused now; what if I don’t?
Then you fake it until you make it!
I really think these glasses make me bad ass; do they?
They are pretty rad, but do you have what it takes to be badass behind the glasses? That is the question, young grasshopper.
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It’s nice to meet you too. I would say this place is anything but humblr, it’s quite big! But I think I’m going to like it here,
Okay, so it's the opposite of humble, but y'know. I'd say that you will like it here, this place is pretty awesome! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but hopefully that'll change soon.
”So it might be nice if I introduced myself. I’m Madison.”
Hey there Madison, welcome to our humble abode! I'm Everly, it's nice to meet you.
The barista that made my coffee today wrote his number on my cup. And I’m really tempted to give it to someone else and tell them it’s mine.
Oh my God, you should totally do that! It would be hilarious. It's just a shame you couldn't see their reactions when whoever you give it to calls him.
Cheesy names are my forte, what can I say? Yours is long enough to baffle our victims while I kill them. I don’t know, I call them the spinny cutty thing, but pizza cutters is probably a better name. Why don’t we make pizza, though? There’s a lot less paperwork in making a pizza than killing a person…
You do seem to be a master at all things cheesy. That's true, and I can distract them by explaining why our names are what they are and the pun with them so you have even longer to kill them. See, some of the bad bitches in the house think people shouldn't mess with them, but really, no one should mess with us, we have murder plans. Spinny cutty thing is more fun to say. We should totally make pizza! There's also less jail time making a pizza instead of killing someone.
Dear diary. Wow, it's been a while since I've written that. Unless my sex journal counts. Ignore that last part.. Do the words count if they're crossed out?
Anyway, this place is pretty great so far. Most of the people here seem really nice and lovely. Some people definitely have attitude though, but we can just stay out of their way for the most part, right? As far as I know, nobody's started any major dramas yet so they can't be that bad, anyway. There's a couple of girls that are so cute, like you just want to like pick them up and hug them forever or put them in your pocket or something. And if the people here aren't cute, they're hot. I don't see how everybody who comes on this show can be attractive? Unless only attractive twins exist. I'm going to support this theory for now.
I don't really have any stories to share, I don't think. Yet, anyway. I mean, there is the first night I was here. I went out to the lounge and there was a girl there, drinking whiskey (her name's Echo, which is totally cute because she's the younger twin. Don't tell her that though, if looks could kill, I'd be six feet under from when I did..), so I had a drink with her. We started talking about random stuff, like high school. It came up that I used to be a cheerleader (head cheerleader, thank you very much), and I told her I could do the splits. She wanted proof, though looking back now I'm pretty sure she was just being cunning about it, so I showed her and we ended up sleeping together. Which is like the best way to be welcomed to a new place. I'm not as slutty as I sound, I swear. I just really like sex.
As much as I know I'm going to have a wicked fun time here, I do miss home. I miss my friends, but I am looking forward to making new ones. It'll be so cool hanging out with other twins for once. Speaking of twins, I miss my sister. It's not the same without her around, she's like my little mirror. I miss my mom too. Nobody makes food like mama does, even if it is weird vege crap half the time. The joys of having an ex-hippy as a parent. Oh, I should probably mention dad too. Hi daddy! If you ever see this. I might show you one day if you're lucky. Or maybe not, considering the references to my sex life. And I miss the horses. They say dog is man's best friend, but horse is woman's, and I completely agree with that.
I'm looking forward to exploring this place. Not just the house and grounds, but the city. LA, the city of angels. It's so different from Texas. In a good way, though. It shouldn't be too hard to figure this place out, right? I mean, I conquered Miami whenever we vacationed there, visiting the grandparents in the summer. I hope the parties here are as amazing as the ones there! Though I'm pretty sure nearly everyone in the house is under age. I mean, I'm twenty, but it's called a fake I.D. Tatum Kennedy, 23, pleasure to meet you ;) I wonder if anyone else put smiley faces in their entry.
I think that's about it for now. I'm just excited about this whole thing. Oh God, it's going to be even better when my twin gets here! Then the party can start.
Wow, I didn't even ramble as much as I thought I would!
Until next time, diary! Everly x
Uh wait- no.. I mean- Not like, full on porn. More like really intense make out scenes. And yeah violence sometimes pops up as well so.. People are really sensitive when it comes to that too and I’d hate to be the one has to comfort them. Unless its someone I really like. That was weird, funny but weird. It looked so fake. If only that scene was made now with all the cool special effects It’d be so much cooler.
Most porn's not worth watching anyway, it's way too tacky. Yeah, some shows aren't suitable for everyone. Half of the violent things on tv these days are just laughable, they're not realistic at all. I usually stick with the romance and steamy stuff though, but with a lot of things, you want one, you get both. Like a package deal. While it would look much better with the new special effects, that scene was just a big no in general. Like, the movie was high school drama, which is realistic, then they go and blow it with a flying car.
Yeah. I get what you’re saying. It’s not only the movies. There are some shows I watch that are kinda.. explicit. And I don’t need anyone around me during those. I love that part too. The hole movie is so good It’s hard to pick an absolute favorite part.
Are you talking about porn, or just shows with porn-like themes? Unless you meant something else entirely, like violent themes and gore. On the other hand, there's some things you just shouldn't watch alone, like horror movies. The movie is totally amazing, I just don't like the flying car at the end.
What about El Killer for me, and Ever Thought Of That? for you? Because then we incorporate our names! My weapon of choice would definitely have to be one of those silver circle sharp thingies that you cut pizza slices with.
Okay, I love those. Our names would be as cheesy as our pizza. Are you sure my one's not too long though? Is there a proper name for those or are they just called pizza cutters? But that's a perfect weapon for this crime! Though they might think we just want to make the pizza ourselves.
Oooh! Like super villain names? So I’m the brawn, you’re the brain, and we’re both the beauty? Excellent! Now we need a plan for killing for pizza.
Exactly like super villain names! Since you're the one doing the actual killing and I'm the one plotting, then you look at the both of us, that totally works. Well what would your weapon of choice be? We can go from there. Because I need pizza.
We could be serial killers together! Partners in crime! Evil confidantes! Who eat pizza on the side because I must say, I am starving.
Count me in, as long as we get awesome, cute nicknames. And you can do the actual killing, I'll just be the mastermind behind the plans. God yes! I'd kill for a huge, greasy, cheesy pizza right now. So that works for our serial killer-partners in crime thing.
I’ll be sure to cover up all traces, then. Nobody will ever know it was me. Except for you, of course. Hmmm… How could a murderer solve that little problem, eh? You seem pretty good at your mathematics there, though, so killing you would be a waste. Two pretty’s do indeed add up to beautiful. And contagious cheesiness makes me crave pizza.
You could always leave a little note from them saying that they couldn't handle being here any more and left. Wait, why am I helping you? Does that make me an accessary to murder? I'm going to agree that killing me would definitely be a waste, mainly because I don't want to die. There you have it then, it's beautiful. Thank you very much, now I want pizza.
