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My old URL was taken & this makes me very sad Please return if found 17//bi

[twitblr]

[jedibookshrikeofnorta]

Tamlin: You have to pay what is owed, or double next Tithe.

Water wraith: but we have no gold-

Tamlin:

[okiedoketm]

Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.

[softlenaluthor]

[vomitclub-remade]

clouds rly are amazing. what are they made of? no one knows.

[robinxco-deactivated20170430]

……water?

[vomitclub-remade]

maybe! no one knows.

[ruinedchildhood]

[zeppelinsghost]

[therorasaurus]

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

[coelasquid]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[pseudonymjones]

whew thanks!!!

[iguanamouth]

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

[iguanamouth]

shit. shit

[tramtheram]

[rnnlmb]

I researched this because I saw this movie in cinemas when I was like 6 goddamn years old and remembering its existence just now blew my mind. James Gunn screenwrote this. The writer and director of Guardians of the Galaxy, 12 full years before his most successful film. He stated in interviews that he hated Scrappy’s guts and “their whole goal was to destroy Scrappy forever”, since the character was famously brought in to Scooby Doo in the 80s to help ratings and was almost immediately overexposed and overmarketed to the point that many fans hate him. And they totally did. He hasn’t appeared in anything Scooby Doo related since, except for these throwaway allusions as a nightmare-like traumatic event for the rest of the gang. Depending how you wanna interpret those references the canon fate of Scrappy Doo was that he went nuts and tried to kill anyone. Also, according to this movie he was never even a puppy, just “had a glandular issue”, which makes all those times he went “puppy power” really creepy in hindsight tbh I haven’t watched a SD related thing in years but I spent like a half hour looking into and reading about this. Worth.

[michigrim]

The best part is that Gunn is still proud of this and admits to writing him as the villain because scrappy is a “completely fucking awful person”

[shanigrim]

I wish to be as proud of my fanfiction as James Gunn is of his SD movie 

[pleatedjeans]

[goth-aunt]

Me

[niambi]

when i get added to a group chat

[cartnsncreal]

[hellbabyfromhell]

no price too high for luxury

[bjennymontero-deactivated201708]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[gallicisme]

So there’s currently 562, 321 notes. If we considere that 80% of it are reblogs that leaves us with roughly 449, 857 persons having had sex with Susan. If we say the average time fo intercourse (foreplay included) is 20 minutes (at this point I feel sensible to point out that, as an ace, I actually have no fucking idea and Google wasn’t of great help), that gives us 8, 997, 140 minutes which is also about 149, 952 hours or 6, 248 days. 6, 248 days is roughly equal to 17 years. Susan spent 17 years getting fucked.

which raises the questions : how old are you ? how long have you been married ? what kind of fucking athlete is Susan ?

[greatfay]

a student athlete

[surprisebitch]

#stay grinding💯😩 #no sleep😴⏰ put in that work 🤔🏃🏾