MermaidLyss

28, Florida 🖤Star Wars, nature, cats, tattoos, trees, selfies, aliens, mermaids and adventures🖤

[epcotarchivist]

Utilidor

[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[valtsv]

*gesturing to the crow perched on my shoulder* the invitation said we could bring a plus one

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

sea shanties

maddening isolation

cold and wet

haunted(?)

gas lamps

sturdy boots

homoeroticism

a giant squid is there

[adventurelandia]

1994 Phantom Manor stretching portraits by Julie Svendsen

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[00807x]

[accioahobbit]

Thanks to the Haunted Mansion ride soundtrack, I’ve expanded my vocabulary. Cadaverous pallor, disquieting metamorphosis, moldering sanctum…

[babyjjoon]

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

[lemonadeandrice]

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[beeefy]

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

[eddieswan]

don’t u mean

[gerardseyeshadow]

[claitynroberts]

I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS

[alleiradayne]

Omfg I’m dying

[claitynroberts]

*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*

Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.

John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*

@alleiradayne

[alleiradayne]

Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?

John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!

[claitynroberts]

Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.

John:

[alleiradayne]

Edward: You know what I am. Say it.

John:

[misslyssj]

My demon kitty tattoo! It has Nimbus’ face!

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of gothic/Victorian style homes. 

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[moontxt]

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

[strawbunnymoon-deactivated20240]

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

[marty-ish-deactivated20220429]

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

[adaptingmaladaptive]

Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS: