Green is what? Good!

alma. she/her. icelandic. taurus. i refuse to defend the cullens but i will make shitposts about them this is a bigot and smeyer apologist free zone

[rosalielesbianhale]

made a sideblog bc I’m back on my bullshit but different bullshit

@gaynehollander

[joy-the-vamp]

cant believe rebecca black, sister of jacob black and daughter of billy black, wrote the hit song friday

[edweirdocullen]

[peachy-goldfish]

Bo Burnham: Inside (2021)

[loveallthegays]

Booboo Stewart by Orion Bustamante

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

reblog if you would accept angela’s invite to go whale watching.

[lexalamode]

i am deeply, deeply proud of this

[flourescenteffervescence]

I can’t stop thinking about how much of a third wheel Jacob looks like on the Breaking Dawn pt. 1 movie covers

They even gave him his own solo cover and IT LOOKS SO SAD. The wolves in the background are calling him a simp.

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

As you were sleeping, you said my name. You spoke so clearly, at first I thought you’d woken. But you rolled over restlessly and mumbled my name once more, and sighed. The feeling that coursed through me then was unnerving, staggering. And I knew I couldn’t ignore you any longer.

[cynicalbisexual]

so i made this and @kellythepitiablefangirl wanted me to post it lmao so here. i’m hilarious.

OG post: x

[teambella420]

Oh nooo I’m at it✨ again ✨

[jasperwhitcock]

midnight sun: edward x mike, enemies to lovers, slowburn

how ya likin’ the rain, boy?

[lady-of-the-upside-down]

I can’t get over this edit lmaooooo

[bellaslilpapercut]

Thank you for the tag Patsy! (@rose-lily-hale ) I hope you don't mind me starting a new thread 🪱💞

Top 3 Ships: I don't really ship anything like that so I guess uh....psyche and eros???

Last Song: doolittle by the pixies (current car CD)

Last Movie: Pulp Fiction but it was not my pick lol

Currently Reading: new moon reread babeyy (finally half way done lmfao)

Currently Watching: bf and I are rewatching WWDITS because I'm in love with Nadja

Currently Craving: I wanna touch kinetic sand rn does that count as a craving??

Tagging: @effervescent-hoe @edworm-cullen @swanresidence @fuckmeyer @witchyangela @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @troquantary 💞💫💖

[angelavweber-deactivated2021111]

thanks for tagging me!!!

top 3 ships: idk man i love a lot of pairings but also dont care that much... my tiktok fyp keeps showing me stucky edits set to taylor swift songs if that tells you anything

last song: cornelia street -taylor swift

last movie: oh jeez i have no idea ive mostly just been watching shows, like it was probably pride and prejudice but i cant remember the last time i watched a movie im unable to concentrate on things for more than 15 minutes lol

currently reading: nothing lol i cant read until my concussion symptoms go away

currently watching: miraculous ladybug, new girl, several others but those are the two i watched the most this week

currently craving: i really want a chicken caesar salad but like a specific one maybe one of those premade ones u get at costco

tagging: @vampireacademia @leahcee @its-always-sunny-in-forks @jasperwhitcock @rosalielesbianhale @t-e-reynolds

[rosalielesbianhale]

thanks for the tag allie and patsy ( @rose-lily-hale​ )  💖💖

Top 3 Ships: drarry is legit the only ship i care about and it’s only bc i hyperfixated on it when i was like 14 and there is no escape, @ me, i honestly don’t care lmao

Last Song: Kiwi - Harry Styles is playing, currently

Last Movie: Pocahontas in English, before that Pocahontas in Icelandic bc i’m doing an essay on that translation for my masters

Currently Reading: i’m technically re-reading twilight but i just put it down when james entered the picture and i haven’t picked it up again, it’s still on my bed though so it counts

Currently Watching: i’m re-watching parks and rec and the office but also keeping up with the new drag race season and the new taskmaster season

Currently Craving: more painkillers because my womb is trying to flay me from the inside out

tagging: @negativenancy​ @esmecullenismymom​ @twilightofficial​ sorry if y’all have done it already, i'm currently doing two translations and three essays so i have no mental capacity for anything rn

[jasperwhitcock]

edward really summarized his life in one sentence

[incorrect-twilight]

[Police sirens wailing in the distance.]

Seth Clearwater, who has never ever done a single thing wrong in his entire life: Oh my god…they’re coming for me.

[count-thotticus]

Emmett, who has just committed 3 felonies and runs a vampire fighting ring: You better run

[twilightofficial]

Y'know I think one of the biggest clues that Stephenie Meyer just writes whatever with zero forethought into how that should play into the universe she's creating, is the blood typing scene. I'm sure I've seen someone talk about this before, but having Bella be able to smell blood (even the small drop on a students finger when they also get brought into the nurses office) and having it effect her so much that she can't even be in the same room and then to not make that like a major part of the plot in a vampire series is so stupid. It's set up so it could be like Bella had a tiny bit of vampire DNA in her from one mating with a human centuries back and she's part of that lineage, especially with Breaking Dawn and now knowing that's possible. It would explain why she takes to vampirism so naturally, she's been dealing with a level blood sensitivity her entire life so she's able to control the blood lust much better than any normal newborn, and it could even be used to explain why her blood to everyone smells so incredibly sweet as a human. Yes she's Edwards singer specifically, but in almost each book a comment by a different vampire is made about how good she smells. There was just so much potential for that blood typing scene to lead to something greater but it was left as just a throwaway thing to make Bella seem even less like other girls to have Edward be interested. I remember the first time I read the books and got to that scene and I was so excited cause "omg is bella not totally human? Where is this gonna lead?!" And then it lead nowhere. It could have all come together in BD with the gathering of witnesses and an old friend of Carlisles comes and recognizes the last name and that bella maybe resembles the girl that vampire mated with in some way.

Anyway Stephenie really said it herself when she said she "considers nothing"

[twilightofficial]

I've got a lot of twilight opinions today apparently lol but wtf is up with the costume change for victoria? Like storytelling wise makes zero sense for her to start out looking wild and feral and then each movie after she looks more refined and put together? Having just lost her mate and now the only thing she cares about is killing Bella why would she start putting effort into maintaining her appearance? I can kind of understand for Eclipse because she has to put on a front for Riley, but even in New Moon she looks way more cleaned up and styled than she did in Twilight. Like imagine how good the visual storytelling would have been if the first.time we saw her in new moon she's was wearing the same outfit as twilight just now it's ragged and the white fur coat is like almost totally brown now. It would just really solidify just how obsessed she has become. Then to cut to edward in Volterra wearing a tattered version of the same outfit her wore when he left Bella?! To show just how much a vampire losing their mate impacts them?