Bellatrix: Goodnight, Draco
Draco: Goodnight, Auntie Bellatrix
Bellatrix: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Rodolphus, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT

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Bellatrix: Goodnight, Draco
Draco: Goodnight, Auntie Bellatrix
Bellatrix: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Rodolphus, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT
Doodle.
I don't think I'll finish this AU anymore. 😕
doodle. Black Family.
Andromeda: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Ted: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Andromeda: That one. I want that one.
AU. A ragtag group of gryffindors try to befriend the slytherin heiresses of the most noble and ancient house of black. Side effects include… discovering the power of friendship…? really…?
Black Cousins Head Cannons
-Narcissa and Regulus are the only ones who can hold their alcohol
-Sirius would have had a lady bug pillow pet
-Regulus had a hat stall between Slytherin and Ravenclaw when being sorted
-Andromeda and Regulus have a book club (only for them tho)
-Sirius and Narcissa are the same age (not canon but neither is anything else in this fandom)
-Sirius went through a hard-core mitski phase for like 3 months when he was pining for Remus
-Bellatrix would have been a scene girl for a hot second in the 2000’s
-Narcissa is/would have been cottage core
-Regulus Black is obsessed with romance novels bc he’s cool like that
-Bella and Reg used to be semi-close before she was a psychopath
-Andromeda and Ted for sure jammed to party rock anthem
-all the Black cousins were forced to do something in the realm of fine arts when younger per their parents “request” (aka. just forcing them into something)
-Regulus had to learn how to paint (realistic oil paintings)
-Narcissa was classically trained in singing
-Andromeda had to do ballet
-Sirius was forced to learn the Cello (I got this from a fix but I can’t remember which one so I’ll just update later with the name)
-And Bella was forced in to piano
-Only regulus and andromeda kept these hobbies up, while Sirius used his skill in the cello to become self taught at electric guitar
-post-second-wizarding-war Narcissa made numerous attempts to reconnect and reconcile with andromeda (Andromeda finally accepted these attempts after a month or so)
-in a muggle AU the black cousins had a shit-talking group chat
-Bella secretly VERY secretly listened to girl in red bc she is a lesbian
-Andromeda and Lucius hated each other but pretended to get along for Narcissa
-Regulus and Bella and Sirius all wore exclusively silver jewelry while Andromeda and Narcissa wore exclusively gold
-they each had to learn another language
-Andromeda learned Turkish (only because Ted is half Turkish) (fight me on that. I dare you)
-Bellatrix learned French bc that was what her parents strongly encouraged for her
-Narcissa learned Swedish because she wanted to live there at one point in her life
-Much to his parents dismay, Sirius learned Sign Language (his parents believed that it wasn’t a real language and anyone who used it was beneath them)
-Reg also learned French, but because he genuinely was interested in the language and culture of France
-Reg helped Sirius with his studies in Sign because Sirius had trouble remembering the hand motions
-REGULUS IS TRANS FTM <3 (suck it Jkr you intolerant shit bag)
-Andromeda and Ted did the thing at their wedding were the didn’t have any matching chairs they were all different
-Bellatrix caught the bouquet simply because she is extremely competitive
That’s all for now but I have so many more <333
Bellatrix: Fuck the muggleborns!
Andromeda: Hell yeah, fuck the muggleborns!
*a few days later*
Andromeda: Hey, guess who I slept with?
Bellatrix: Who?
Andromeda: Ted Tonks!!
Bellatrix: WHAT?!
Andromeda: But you said fuck— oooh, you didn’t mean that literally
Bellatrix: Of course I didn’t mean that literally!!
Tom Riddle: Welcome to the “Fuck Muggleborns” club, where we discuss all the reasons why they should be banned from Hogwarts and eradicated from wizarding society.
Tom Riddle: Before we start, would our newest member like to say a few words?
Andromeda, sweating: I may have slightly misunderstood the purpose of this club—
Druella: *squeezing Sirius’ face* He is so handsome. The girls must be all lined up for you
Sirius: *chuckling*
Andromeda: *mumbling to Sirius* as are the boys
I can’t believe I’m falling in love with another couple in which there’s a smug smarty pants young woman and a oh-so-beautiful serious older woman
No. I can’t go that path again.
But why cissamione has to be so “in loveable”?
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the peeta mellark girls were right. at the end of the day love is about who will follow you to your ruined home and plant a garden there
we can easily kill the profitability of this site for another 10 years all we have to do is write another cock monologue and pin it on neil gaiman this time
Tbh there is no higher praise than hearing someone say, "I touch myself when I think of you."
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Here’s a hot take: villains should be relatable.
Not every villain, not every time, and certainly not to everyone at once, but there should be moments. We should, occasionally, be able to see ourselves in the bad guys, be able to understand how they got there.
Because it reminds us not to fucking go there.
Antis who get upset about villains having relatable qualities (often couched as being “romanticized” or “woobified”) are people who cannot bear to ever think of themselves as having the capability of being wrong.
Every human alive is capable of being a horrible person. Relatable villains remind us to keep an eye on that shit.
The most frightening thing about monsters is that we are all entirely capable of becoming one.
I tried to say this once but someone called me a Hitler apologist.
Antis wanna believe that bad people aren’t actually people anymore. That’s dangerous and naive. Relating to a villain means looking at the light and the dark. This is also true for heroes.