hey hey—call me May 🤪 I’ve been on tumblr since 2011 under various SFW/NSFW accounts.
this blog started as a side blog on my OG account that I have since transferred to my new main @missmaymystic.
missmaymystic: 2.6k. exclusively original content.
missmysticmay: 10.6k. reblogs, text/personal posts, as well as OC. essentially, this is my primary account.
anonymous asks/submissions/DMs are accepted on both accounts, please keep in mind:
18+ only, this is a NSFW environment.
men 29-55, women 27-45 are my general age preferences. please have your age easily displayed, otherwise DNI. I only answer when I feel like it.
this is a judgment free zone and I have zero tolerance for shitty people. be kind or be gone.
under no circumstances do I want to see your genitalia. do not send me photos of it, ever. I will block you.
my aesthetic is chaos, don’t have high expectations. I’m from the northeast, so I like to talk to myself and say fuck a lot. corporate girlie irl, but absolute attention whore online. probably not everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s cool with me.
@dankyandskanky and I have been together since 2017. our collaborative posts are tagged #us and #ours. he creates/posts solo content too!
if you want to explore more of my content, my most commonly used tags are tagged below. my queue is pretty much constantly running unless I’m busy with life. And here’s my Linktree if you want it 🫶🏻 I also have a side blog called mays-strays where I post pics and videos of my cats being cute 🥰
P.S. if anyone knows the creators of the banners/dividers on this post pls lmk so I can credit/tag appropriately thank youuu
header gif by @decomposedmaw 🫶🏻
↓ sometimes it gets kinky around here ↓
