Plumelle

I’m just here to uh…. I don’t even know.

[misspentadactyla]

SHOVING LAMPS UP MY ABDOMEN………(IT’S A JOKE)

[misspentadactyla]

SHOVING THEM UP THERE AGAIN!!!!!

[misspentadactyla]

(JOKE)

[misspentadactyla]

SHOVING LAMPS UP MY ABDOMEN………(IT’S A JOKE)

[misspentadactyla]

SHOVING THEM UP THERE AGAIN!!!!!

[misspentadactyla]

I MISS THOSE CHOCOLATE BARS MY DAD WOULD GIVE ME EVERY TIME I GOT GOOD GRADES (I never got good grades he’s just gullible and believed me every time I said I got an A)

[misspentadactyla]

SHOVING LAMPS UP MY ABDOMEN………(IT’S A JOKE)

[misspentadactyla]

@DARCYDAIRYCOW did you buy unsalted butter last time

I licked it and it didn’t taste right :(

[misspentadactyla]

I think someone needs to tug on my necktie so hard that I get beheaded.

[misspentadactyla]

I’ll tell you guys something a little funny today. I always wanted to ride a bike when I was younger, but I couldn’t, because my prolegs were too short and my hairs often got stuck in the wheels, and it hurt really bad trying to pull them out, so my dad didn’t let me ride my bike anymore. One of the things that excited me about pupation was that I would have longer legs and would be able to do more things I couldn’t do as a larva.

Then it turned out after pupation, I still couldn’t ride a bike, my wings were too long and they still risked getting stuck in the wheels since I couldn’t move them very well…

So, now you know one thing I’m not good at, since I’m sure you all thought I was pretty good at everything.

[misspentadactyla]

Another thing I was excited about for pupation was getting my wings and being able to fly. But of course, I messed with my wings too much while they were still unfurling, and thus I’ve never been able to fly properly.

Not to say pupation was disappointing, I much prefer myself as I am now than how I was back then. But it was a little sad learning that I wouldn’t be able to fly… I think my wings look pretty neat even if they don’t really get me off the ground, though. I can still climb stuff anyways! Darcy hates when I climb onto the ceiling. It’s kind of funny.

[misspentadactyla]

I’ll tell you guys something a little funny today. I always wanted to ride a bike when I was younger, but I couldn’t, because my prolegs were too short and my hairs often got stuck in the wheels, and it hurt really bad trying to pull them out, so my dad didn’t let me ride my bike anymore. One of the things that excited me about pupation was that I would have longer legs and would be able to do more things I couldn’t do as a larva.

Then it turned out after pupation, I still couldn’t ride a bike, my wings were too long and they still risked getting stuck in the wheels since I couldn’t move them very well…

So, now you know one thing I’m not good at, since I’m sure you all thought I was pretty good at everything.

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

DID YOU KNOW THOMAS HAS AT LEAST 37 BOY/GIRLFRIENDS BY NOW? EVERYONE LOVES HIM!

[misspentadactyla]

More than you xD

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

I DON’T REALLY THINK I NEED ANY RIGHT NOW

[misspentadactyla]

Eh, really? Even though you always would ask me out when we were younger…? Kind of surprised…

Well, fair enough!

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

ALSO HAVEN’T YOU ONLY HAD LIKE 2 OR 3 HE HAS HAD MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!! XD

[misspentadactyla]

Well, I’m not usually really too interested in anyone that way, mostly when I do date someone I just already really liked them as a friend… whatever, I guess Thomas is better than me in this aspect, but I still am better at a lot of things, like… being Plumelle P. Pentadactyla. (It’s hard to be better than her!)

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

WELL I THINK THOMAS SNAILSINATOR AND PLUMELLE PENTADACTYLA ARE BOTH PRETTY COOL!

[misspentadactyla]

I guess so.

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

DID YOU KNOW THOMAS HAS AT LEAST 37 BOY/GIRLFRIENDS BY NOW? EVERYONE LOVES HIM!

[misspentadactyla]

More than you xD

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

I DON’T REALLY THINK I NEED ANY RIGHT NOW

[misspentadactyla]

Eh, really? Even though you always would ask me out when we were younger…? Kind of surprised…

Well, fair enough!

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

ALSO HAVEN’T YOU ONLY HAD LIKE 2 OR 3 HE HAS HAD MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!!! XD

[misspentadactyla]

Well, I’m not usually really too interested in anyone that way, mostly when I do date someone I just already really liked them as a friend… whatever, I guess Thomas is better than me in this aspect, but I still am better at a lot of things, like… being Plumelle P. Pentadactyla. (It’s hard to be better than her!)

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

DID YOU KNOW THOMAS HAS AT LEAST 37 BOY/GIRLFRIENDS BY NOW? EVERYONE LOVES HIM!

[misspentadactyla]

More than you xD

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

I DON’T REALLY THINK I NEED ANY RIGHT NOW

[misspentadactyla]

Eh, really? Even though you always would ask me out when we were younger…? Kind of surprised…

Well, fair enough!

[snoutstersnoutsinator]

DID YOU KNOW THOMAS HAS AT LEAST 37 BOY/GIRLFRIENDS BY NOW? EVERYONE LOVES HIM!

[misspentadactyla]

More than you xD

[darcydairycow]

Plumelle is a surprisingly good cook for someone who doesn’t even know how her cooking tastes…

[misspentadactyla]

Well, only when the ingredients are still available to me and haven’t already been eaten by someone else.

It’s the third time this week I’ve had to buy a new stick of butter…

[darcydairycow]

Hey don’t blame that one completely on me! You keep licking the butter first! I just finished the job!

[misspentadactyla]

Huh? Was I licking the butter..? I don’t remember it…

[darcydairycow]

Yes! But I can’t blame you, since you keep getting salted butter, and I know you like licking salt… …

Well, if it was unsalted, I would probably be the only one to blame… oh, I just got an idea! :)

[misspentadactyla]

An idea? What for?

[darcydairycow]

Plumelle is a surprisingly good cook for someone who doesn’t even know how her cooking tastes…

[misspentadactyla]

Well, only when the ingredients are still available to me and haven’t already been eaten by someone else.

It’s the third time this week I’ve had to buy a new stick of butter…

[darcydairycow]

Hey don’t blame that one completely on me! You keep licking the butter first! I just finished the job!

[misspentadactyla]

Huh? Was I licking the butter..? I don’t remember it…

[darcydairycow]

Plumelle is a surprisingly good cook for someone who doesn’t even know how her cooking tastes…

[misspentadactyla]

Well, only when the ingredients are still available to me and haven’t already been eaten by someone else.

It’s the third time this week I’ve had to buy a new stick of butter…

[misspentadactyla]

Haha ha there is a noticeable amount of moth on lamp porn (don’t ask how I know I just umm I asked Darcy) but NOBODY in real life likes lamps as much as me! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

What, you have people telling you all the time you love lamps, but they are surprised when you actually do?!?!? Sorry for the lamp posts lately this is just a weird joke I’ve been doing haha I don’t like lamps like that that would be silly

[misspentadactyla]

I’M JOKING I DON’T LIKE LAMPS I NEVER LOOKED AT A LAMP IN MY LIFE I HATE LAMPS THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE SEXY LAMP EXPERIMENT I BET YOU LIKE LAMPS YOU PERVERT but uh if you do like lamps… feel free to talk about it with me…

[darcydairycow]

You’re gonna tell me you hate girls next too?

[misspentadactyla]

WELL DUH OF COURSE I AM STRAIGHT!!!! STRAIGHT UP LYING!!!!!!!!!!!! HGHTYFFTGHGDTJFMGIO)5HHGY FGGU&HU4&4&H)HFGF(&+

[misspentadactyla]

Haha ha there is a noticeable amount of moth on lamp porn (don’t ask how I know I just umm I asked Darcy) but NOBODY in real life likes lamps as much as me! NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

What, you have people telling you all the time you love lamps, but they are surprised when you actually do?!?!? Sorry for the lamp posts lately this is just a weird joke I’ve been doing haha I don’t like lamps like that that would be silly

[misspentadactyla]

I’M JOKING I DON’T LIKE LAMPS I NEVER LOOKED AT A LAMP IN MY LIFE I HATE LAMPS THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE SEXY LAMP EXPERIMENT I BET YOU LIKE LAMPS YOU PERVERT but uh if you do like lamps… feel free to talk about it with me…