Missredwolf

30s | They/She/He | Pan| INFJ | Cancer ♋︎ 🦀𖦹

[missredwolf]

I don’t want to sit with my grief

I want to join you

[peduncling-away-deactivated2019]

When u go out for a yell

[missredwolf]

Shadow, the puppy trying to figure out the fire hydrant 

[dappermouth]

You feel you’ve been here, once before — a memory that was not quite yours.

[bbrothertedd]

[lava-lamps-forever]

[missredwolf]

When someone passes this song always comes to my mind. Keep your loved ones close

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[wolfertinger666]

cat bowsette and peach

(redraw)

[internetdruid]

Goodmorning to everyone in the world and of course I love you

[mothcub]

The origin of Snoopy.

[fizzierolli]

canon pansexuals that ppl think are straight for some reason

[marleemutt]

the sign 🏡❤️🐶🐶🐶🐶

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

[opiumvampire]

FUCK W ME

[professional-egg-layer]

They're true to life

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[mothcub]

Hi stinky :-)