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wassermander:
‘ You have to breathe, ’ is the only answer she offers, now at least mostly clothed. She pulls her hair out from under her shirt and starts to look for her trousers.
‘ You’re so perceptive. ’ It’s a teasing comment, but with that, she sits upright to flip her legs over the edge of the bed. ‘ So does this mean you’re not getting breakfast with me? I understand if you say no. ’
wassermander:
‘ No. It’s anybody breathing. I can’t sleep with somebody breathing beside me. ’
‘ Oh. ’ Normally, she’d pry, but instead, she just rolls over onto her stomach to watch Elise. ‘ What if I promise to not breath? ’
wassermander:
‘ That isn’t the problem. It’s your breathing. ’
‘ My breathing? Do I snore? How unladylike of me. ’
❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞ tbh i just want to see how she responds
the office starters | accepting.
‘ Honestly! Some kids are named Apple, or something dumb like that. At least name them after someone who’s successful. ’
The Office sentence meme
❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. ❞
❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
wassermander:
‘ I don’t know who else can help– ’ She’s frowning. Even looks upset.
‘ Aw, sweetheart, you’re making me feel bad. ’ She smiles, and tucks a strand of hair behind her ear. ‘ What’s in it for me if I help you? ’
‘ Don’t give me that look. Someone’s got to say no to you. And I like saying no. ’
it’s money that makes the world go round, sweetheart.
indie oc. written by andi.
‘ Give me one reason why I should keep listening, and waste my time. ’
“I’m afraid I’ll never understand.”
creep on creepin’ starters | accepting.
‘ I wouldn’t expect you to, with your simple living and such. But don’t worry. A luxurious, busy life just isn’t for most people, and that’s okay. ’
creep on creepin’ on sentences
bad ritual
“The clock has stopped ticking.” “Nothing remotely romantic has been said.” “Let’s keep looking ahead.” “It’s a bad ritual but it calms me down.” “There’s a history in pictures.” “There is proof of your love for him, long after it’s dead.” “I felt your poltergeist presence.” “I will think of you with others.” “Depravity convinced me I may no longer care.”
creep on creepin’ on
“I was invited.” “I was called out to watch you frolic and dance.” “I buried my head in my hands.” “I buried my heart there in the sand.” “I was ferociously put upon until it was clear.” “I shouldn’t keep on.” “I’ll just creep on creepin’ on.”
black water
“All I need is some sunshine.” “The siren called beyond the treeline.” “In the tarn beyond those birches is a spirit that I crave.” “We threw ourselves right into it.” “I found empathy from madness.” “My heart is filled with gladness.” “You’re the only spirit that I crave.”
woman
“Why aren’t you moving with me yet?” “Do you forget what you try to remember?” “Do you remember what you try to forget?” “It’s an omen, this is it.” “I remember all I try to forget.”
too old to die young
“Before you wake, I’ll take your horse.” “No incantation now will save us.” “We’re too old to die young.” “You may not look inside my mind anymore.” “I’m giving it all up now.” “I kept so quiet I went deaf.” “Now you may leave my arms of moss.” “It’s time we burned our bridges down.” “I won’t come creeping to your cross.”
lonesome hunter
“What did that bad man put in you?” “Did those rotten kids cross a line?” “I’m afraid I’ll never understand, baby.” “I’m so sorry you had such a bad time.” “I have done some truly awful things.” “You must be very terrified.” “You have every reason to be frightened.” “Who am I to deny this moment?” “Who am I to even question it?” “There is a cross on the mountain, baby.” “There is a cross glowing over your head.” “Please break this spell you have me under.” “Every heart is a lonesome hunter.” “Is it blackbirds forevermore?” “I’m staring at a hole in my head.” “I’ve been staring at a hole through your head.” “I’m moving like a zombie, baby.” “I am a zombie coming slow to your bed.”
do i have power
“I am not beyond the saccharine of sycophantic rants.” “Is this lack of wisdom better than a charismatic soul?” “Do I have power?” “For a moment can I just pretend you’re mine?” “Would it kill you now to placate my chauvinistic mind?” “Bring the hypnotist back here.” “Do I have power over it?”
‘ That is what I said, ’ he smiles. A second later, he’s slipped into Russian because he knows she understands it and it’s easier for him to talk in. And he’s all about making things easy for himself. ‘ Busy? For you? Never. You got work for me or are you just looking for a little, ah, company? ’
She doesn’t say anything for a moment, but her ‘ I am 100% done ‘ look speaks volumes. Normally, she’d have the strength to fake the pleasantries, but this is Vasiliy. Enough said. ‘ It’s a job, ’ she replies in Russian, and hands him a manila folder. ‘ We’ve had an annoyingly curious party disrupt a few of our shipments. Everything you need is here. Okay? ’
‘ Отвали. Я смотрю удивительно. ’
‘ Language. That’s no way to speak to a lady. ’
‘ Uh– yeah, it’s just over there. You okay, miss? ’ She looks a little out of place here, truth be told. Sounds it too, though it’s not like people from abroad passing through Darwin is unheard of.
‘ Yes, I will be. ’ She lifts up a finger as if to put him on hold for a moment while she makes her call--a conversation full of sighs and muttered Swedish. No, she was in the right place, despite the reservations her driver had. A few minutes pass before Tea hangs up the phone, and looks over to the man. ‘ Thank you. I’m going to need a hotel to stay in. Do you have any recommendations? ’
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“Nobody asked you.”
‘ Oh, Vasiliy, it’s a silent scream for help. ’
‘ Are you sure you want to wear that? It isn’t very flattering. ’
it’s money that makes the world go round, sweetheart.
indie oc. written by andi.
