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Hoshi*ga*Hoshii Sparkles Again

In today's issue, we are lucky enough to sit down with one of the most popular Venusian musicians, Hoshi*ga*Hoshii. We get to hear more about her new release The Sun Glares at You along with her past and future. Please enjoy this illustrious interview!

Thanks so much for meeting with us Hoshi!

Thank you for having me. It is always a pleasure with Cadenza.

First things first, congrats on the new album! It's a little different from your usual sound.

That's what most critics are describing, aren't they? I'm not sure if I truly understand what is different about it. What, pray tell, makes this one different than the others?

Ah well...uh...

Don't worry--I'm quite patient and tolerant of criticism.

Oh no! It's nothing negative at all! I'm just nervous describing your own music back to you.

A fair fear, but needless. I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know your thoughts. Music is one of the many ways we can connect with each other without touch. It is something that startles and comforts us. Your thoughts may mirror mine, and I am curious if we have that connection.

That does ease my nerves, thank you. One thing I can say is you seem to have gone for a slower tempo for most of the songs on this album. I remember your debut album was quite fast paced.

Ah, is that why people find this one so different? I can agree I am much more reflective than I was when I first started. I was eager to prove myself after several denials from agents and labels. I could feel my dream of performing on stage so close to my fingertips and always falling before I could grab it. Those days were tough. I felt very foolish for leaving my previous occupation to run after a frankly frightening goal.

What was your previous job if you don't mind me asking.

I was a professor in mathematics and astral predictability at Aphrodite's University on Venus.

Wait, that's one of the most prestigious universities in the solar system.

I was very close to reaching tenure when I left. At the time, I was kicking myself for leaving. My dear students wished for me to become a singer. Their faith in me provided faith in my own abilities. Some were able to come to my first concert. There were several times I was close to laughing on stage due to their enthusiasm.

I'm sure any student would go wild over their math professor becoming a major performer.

That is a true assessment!

That explains a lot of the mathematics referenced in your lyrics as well, right?

You are correct. I tried to steer away from it when writing, but theories always have a way of weaving themselves back into my work. In this album, I focused more on Earthling mathematics. I found their thinking quite interesting.

Speaking of Earthlings, this will be their first time experiencing an album release from you! Do you have any things to share about yourself or Venusian culture for them?

It is a shame it has taken Earth this long to connect with the rest of the solar system, but most of their kind have adapted quite well with our societies haven't they? As for Venusians, one thing that comes to mind is our skin tones. We run at pretty high temperatures like our home planet, and our skin can change color due to the heat within us. Some of my people are fully different colors like pink or blue, and some are like myself with colors on different parts of our bodies. There are even some who can only change when they feel a strong emotion or randomly during a sneeze.

As you can see, my arms and legs gradually change to dark blue. I am lucky to have flickers of glitter on my skin so it truly looks like the galaxy is on my person.

Thank you for your explanation! I suppose it makes sense to ask you--weren't you recently voted as the Vision of Venus for the fourth time?

That is true! I never expect to receive such an honor as there are others who are equally as deserving of such a title. Not to play into stereotypes, but Venusians are very particular about aesthetics so I am genuinely surprised when we are able to come together about an opinion.

With you, I believe your people will always have a positive opinion. For example, your signature outfit for this tour has been trending for days now!

I'm also quite fond of it! I usually don't perform in long gowns because I dance a lot on stage. However, I broke my ankle and couldn't move. The gown we decided to be the signature outfit was one that my stylist had been eyeing for an event. After my injury, they decided this would be the best time to use it. Fate had their eyes on this situation it would seem.

We hope you have a speedy recovery!

Thank you. I have been faring well, but I am eager to move more on stage. Seeing my background dancers makes me quite envious. I want to join them.

Your performances so far have been equally electrifying! I genuinely didn't know you were injured until now.

That is the most pleasing news to hear. I cherish my time on stage, so I put all of my effort into it.

Thank you so much for spending time with us today, Hoshi! As always you bring a calmness that is unlike any other. Any last comments for your fans?

Thank you as well for you time, Cadenza. For the readers, may your skies be filled with stars. As you see them above, they will guide you to your dreams and wishes.

--Cadenza Magazine

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In depths of Uranus, a vampire found out about the earthling holiday called Halloween. This vampire had recently gone through a terrible, well known hiatus due to lack of inspiration. But, with this new knowledge of earthling customs, it was said they kicked open their coffin exclaiming, "WHY THE HELL NO ONE TOLD ME THIS EXISTED!"

Meet Veronika Victoria (they/he), otherwise known as the popular artist, BATTY.

As a graduate of the prestigious Muse Conservatory of Music on Venus, BATTY has been one of the many artists that gained acclaim while they were still in college. What aided his popularity was his association to fellow gothic musician, KANDI.

"KANDI was my senior in school, and I looked up to them a lot!" BATTY remarked. "He really helped me find my way to make music and show my true self to the world. I owe him a lot."

However, there are some fans of KANDI who believe BATTY has taken several idiosyncrasies from his friend. We asked the friendly vampire his thoughts on the matter.

"I admit we can be pretty similar, but we're also very different. That's all I have to say about that!" He answered with a bright smile.

Lunar Sun and BonBon, hosts of the popular radio show share their views on the matter.

"People see two goths that make songs in the same genre and play the same instruments and think thievery. It's so stupid!" Lunar exclaimed.

"Yeah, totally," agreed BonBon, "if ya'll were true fans of each of them you can hear the differences. While BATTY is influenced by KANDI through their friendship, their music is clearly more heavily influenced by the idea of Halloween. He wants to make music for earthling parties and we should just let them."

The soundbite went viral when KANDI themselves reposted it on his social medias along with a picture of him and Victoria in their college uniforms.

While there are still naysayers, they usually get overshadowed by the love and support BATTY receives.

Their love for Halloween stems from the fact people dress up as vampires. A natural occurrence for people who are born on Uranus.

"I think it's funny they think we're all so pale. Seeing earthlings recreate the people on my home planet is so funny because it's usually wrong. But I like seeing them try."

The passion for the earthling custom has influenced BATTY to only produce albums on October 31. Two years in a row he has kept up the pattern, and we're curious if he plans to continue.

--Cadenza Magazine

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College students at Zoologic University were surprisingly shocked to hear a different sound coming from their campus cafe radios one rainy afternoon. Instead of the usual Top 40s hits droning on over the speaker, a warm melody filled the bustling space.

Students quickly searched for the song and found it was made by an up and coming band, Cafe & Coca Bean. The song playing in the cafe, aptly named Morning Coffee, was a part of the band's EP My Favorite Record. It was quietly released earlier that morning, and through the campus radio, quickly became a widespread hit.

Cafe & Cocoa Bean's, now lovingly nicknamed C&C, fame soon spread outside of college campuses to the bigger masses. Interestingly enough, the band has not put out any statement.

On Cosmic Canary Radio, hosts Lunar Sun and BonBon talked about the viral fame of the band. Both hosts agreed the calming tunes of C&C reminded them of the quieter moments in their lives.

"Looking through all of the socials about them, their anonymity is just as compelling as their music," said Sun. "People have been scouring everywhere to see what these people look like, where they come from, their favorite coffee blend--it goes on forever!"

"Weren't you the one that said there's so much fun with being anonymous?" BonBon replied. "Either way, we've got the deets."

"This is why you listen to us."

"Damn straight. We were able to get a quote from them about their newfound success. All they wrote back is 'Thank you'."

Despite the floods of messages to the radio station, the hosts kept their lips sealed on how they were able to gather such secretive information. Some listeners have even complained this was a stunt for the radio to gather more viewers.

Either way, the interest for this band has only continued to grow. We hope to hear and see more from them soon!

--Cadenza Magazine