How to trap a butch/masc in your evil clutches:
Always wear floral sundresses around them. Butches are hardwired to glitch when they see pretty, flowery dresses.
Ask them to lift "heavy" objects for you. You know you don't need their help, but isn't it so much hotter when they're panting and groaning, muscles bulging as they lift it higher to show off for you?
Compliment their watches or their rings. Pro tip: Lean in closer and touch the accessory, whisper softly against their ear, "I really like your hands. God your fingers are so long-"
Make himbo jokes with they/them pronouns. Tell them what a pretty boi they are. Tell them they're good lil golden retriever, a lovely lil bunny, a handsome pup...?
Accidentally-on-purpose trip over something nonexistent and clutch onto their bicep for support, peek at them from under your lashes and say, "Gosh, you're so strong-"
Wear red lipstick and distract them from their existential dread with the pretty colours. Bonus points if you playfully kiss their cheek and leave lipstick marks. Might as well be a mark of ownership. That butch is yours now.
Ask them about their gym routine, their favourite sport and the musical instrument they play. Ask them about their favourite video games, their artsy creative hobbies. Butches are beautiful when they talk about their special interests.
Ask them to lift you up, bridal style, and tell them they'd make a good Disney prince. Sneak in some shoulder grabs, shamelessly brush your breasts against their chest? Don't worry, it's gonna work. Trust me.
Wait for them to tie their laces in front of you and tell them they look so fucking handsome on their knees. If you're feeling brave, ruffle their hair and give it a playful tug.
Brush your thumb against their lower lip and gently slide it inside, push it deeper, run your palm against the nape of their neck, brush your fingers into their hair, whisper soft praises, "Such a good fucking boy, such a beautiful boy...." Then fist up your hand to pull at their hair, push your thumb deeper and force their pretty mouth onto the digit in a single movement. Press two fingers down onto their tongue, run little circles onto it, push them deeper, deeper, and even deeper still. Make them whimper. Make them gag, finger fuck their pretty throat till there are tears streaming down their eyes, till they're rocking their hips, till their eyes roll back in their head and you're smirking, purring, grinning wickedly as you murmur, "That's it, baby boy....you're mine, mine...all fucking mine." This is not a suggestion, this is just something I really fucking need-
