Needful Things

A price for everything

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Heard ya made a deal with the two cup boys from Inkwell Isle 👀 be careful, they’re mighty tricky

Oh darling I can handle myself, but thank you ;)

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How pure of a soul do you need to bring back diabolricks shirts?

HRRRMPH

[diabolrick]

Soooo, Rick, pal, buddy.... where do we get those t-shirts you mentioned? An old dude shoving the devils face into a garbage bag seems like a pretty metal shirt.

“Limited run, sorry.”

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This is blasp... Well no... But this is unacceptable!!!

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[I actually finally made a tarot blog or OOC stuff! Here’s a link!! https://candlelight-and-crystals.tumblr.com/]

[askrick]

@mister-needful ffufK oFF w yourr hair tha todnesnt ma ke ann ysense.

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I love you too, darling. 

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"I can paint your nails"

Hmmmm... do you think that’s a good idea?

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I showed those posts to my friend and I just need to share their response with someone who knows the context: "you're willing to sacrifice someone to Satan, but you're not willing to eat cheese?"

A fair point, really.

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Perhaps I should paint my nails.... Hmm...

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Okay, but wickedness isn't an animal byproduct

Oh darling, but ISN’T it? Humans are animals, after all ;)

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Can you make mcdonalds fries as tasty and satisfying as they currently are, but vegan? How pure of a soul would you need for that?

Alas darling, it’s the wickedness in those fries that makes them so good.

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When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?

Love, usually. Fame second, but for the most part mortals are lonely and pining.

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HA! I would've given you my soul for FR- oh. Okay, thank you Mr. Needful.

;)

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If I sell my soul to you will you tell me if Rick is a better top or bottom?

Oh you don’t have to sell your soul, darling. @askrick is equally good at both. ;)

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succ

Promises, promises.

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I told him "the devil said you're 100% pure" and now he's very excited. Only problem is it's 2am and now he's squeaking his loudest squeaky toy. And throwing it over the back of the couch. And running into furniture in his haste to get it back. I may have made a mistake.

Oh dear!

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Mr. Needful, how high does my dog rank on the purity scale

All dogs have the same purity level, daring. 

100% pure.

[askrick]

@mister-needful ffufK oFF w yourr hair tha todnesnt ma ke ann ysense.

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I love you too, darling.