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[misterblackcat]

R U DE LITTLE GA M IN

“I’ve already got Jenny, anyway, y’know, we’re– uh.”

“.. it’s a work in progress.”

[misterblackcat]

FUCKING HELL. HIDE EVERUTHING. HIDE YOUR KEYS HIDE YOUR CAR HIDE YOUR BOYFRIEND. RUN TO THE POLICE AND MAKE SURE HE DOESn"T STEAL THEM TOO.

“Your boyfriend? Please, I only take what’s worth stealing.”

[misterblackcat]

Tosses a toy mouse his way ((I'msorry))

“Nnya – !” He pounces at it, catching it in his hands.

Oh, Peter.

[misterblackcat]

There is now catnip growing in his askbox.

“Ha ha, very funny, you think because I’m technically a cat I’m gonna go after something like th–”

“Okay, that smells really, really good.”

[misterblackcat]

“Whew, that was a longer catnap than I thought.”

[misterblackcat]

"There you are.... what this about a girlfriend? Girlfriend = No Money." He had his arms across.

conflict.

[lordazure]

"I guess… I can just GIVE my money and riches to someone else…”

[misterblackcat]

"H-Hold on, don't be hasty."

[ask-a-monochromaticdream-eater]

i hate both.

[misterblackcat]

losers don't have any right to complain.

[misterblackcat]

"There you are.... what this about a girlfriend? Girlfriend = No Money." He had his arms across.

conflict.

[misterblackcat]

hhehe hehe ehehee ee

[thestrayingstory]

SEND '✰' WITH A COMMAND AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

[ask-a-monochromaticdream-eater]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[misterblackcat]

cash money

[ask-a-monochromaticdream-eater]

misterblackcat replied to your post:Remember, your house has anti-Peter protection~…

that’s why i didn’t ransack it i just sold it as move-in for a bigger profit

 ffUCK MY SISTER’S GONNA MURDER AN ELDERLY COUPL E

[misterblackcat]

[misterblackcat]

Kachessa quietly leave a cute black dress for him--or even his lady, it's up to him how to use it.

...... quietly moves to his bedroom.

[misterblackcat]

"And where do you think you're going with that?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

[misterblackcat]

so you're a prostitute now huh

at least i have a house to go back to

[ask-a-monochromaticdream-eater]

that joke is so old

[misterblackcat]

yeah like the couple i just sold your new house to

[misterblackcat]

so you're a prostitute now huh

at least i have a house to go back to

[lordazure]

His eyes widen, then nods. “Yes.. like that…” slipping 100 dollar bill into the boy’s pocket.

[misterblackcat]

"Perhaps another name? Sweetheart, my love." Ah, yes. Money.