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fanpage for the Hazbin Hotel (18+ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴏᴏɴ) ship StaticApple, Vox x Lucifer Morningstar!
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other blogs: my main / art blog, my "reblog whatever lol" blog,
& my "sometimes submit rambles and scribbles" blog
I WILL GO THROUGH YOUR STATICAPPLE TAG AND I WILL REBLOG YOUR STATICAPPLE POSTS (THREAT) (BUT AFFECTIONATE)
(thank you zsofeia for letting me use her video as my pinned post because i need to watch it daily sfqksqksqks <3 and thank you fanartists, fan writers, and rebloggers for indulging this ship. but also if you don't want the like or reblog spam, just lmk 💙❤️✌️ /gen)
this blog skews sfw and fluffy, but it will still have suggestive and occasionally nsfw or toxic posts. continue at your own discretion
(i try not to interact with minors about Hazbin, so if you're aware that i reblogged from a minor, or you are a minor and don't want me interacting, please let me know, or block me. i often check profiles but not always, and i won't try to guess a person's age solely by their posting style or art style)
this blog's main focus will be StaticApple, but there'll occasionally be posts about just Vox or other Vox-based ships. (this blog is more "whatever i feel like, which is Vox rn")
i'm also expecting every once in a while to have "Lucifer spam" days, where posts are only about him or don't have any Vox -- i still have a lot of posts about Lucifer or that remind me of him that i might want to eventually share :)
on the rare occasions when this is relevant, my second favorite Vox ship is StaticMoth (trash men enabling each other and having an almost uncharacteristically soft spot for each other >>>>>>), so expect more Vox x Valentino than Vox x Alastor or AppleMedia. BUT this is a safe space for all Vox and Lucifer shippers, so no badtalking other ships or shippers. (if i mess up on that myself, call me out ✋)
thanks for stopping by my silly internet corner!!
(credits to strangergraphics for the apple-themed dividers used in this post! :D)
main tags (many of these tags don't yet have posts but will):
TVApp (StaticApple tag for reblogs, because it's shorter and more fun to type), broken TVApp (toxic StaticApple), TVApp notable, MTVApp (m for moth! Valentino included :) )
vox (where most of this blog's StaticApple reblogs currently are lol), vox notable, MTV (StaticMoth with no Lucifer), val, vel, applevees (Lucifer x the Vees), RoyalStatic (Lilith x Lucifer x Vox), rexy posting (my own posts), speccy-rexy's art (original art i've made! :3)
rest of tags under the cut!
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merch (probably will be mostly Lucifer posts as the re-theme takes over lol), vox vibes, vox meta or headcanon, sharks, christian borle (Vox's voice actor and award-winning Broadway actor)
lucifer and lilith tags - this was a Lucifer blog for two years :D
lulu, lulu notable, lili, lucilith, lulu meta or headcanon, lulu vibes, TAKE THAT‚ DEPRESSION, duckies, pancakes, apples, jeremy jordan (Lucifer's voice actor and legendary Broadway actor!)
misc.:
misc., sitcom au (specific StaticApple story / posts by sallufix :) ), fanfiction, christmas, pride month, valentine's day, father's day, autumn
even more "misc." than the above misc. tags lol:
adam, varian (since Lucifer's voice actor played this character lol), alexandre cabanel (for the artist's classic "The Fallen Angel" painting), drac or vampire
My BRAIN has been full of STATICAPPLE and since there's still alot of development to go for IT'S A KING THING my entire drawing ideas list is FILLED WITH THEM so HERE THEY ARE
i didnt have enough time or effort tonight to draw what i wanted so i went with vox wire body instead. body is the wrong word but i dont know what else to call it.
It started as me thinking Vox should make out with Luci by pinning him to the wall and this appeared 😇
Bonus Vox is totally ragebaiting Charlie (we're in my imaginary scenario where he's unwillingly staying at the hotel and taking any occasion to be annoying AF because he's a little creature full of SPITE)
I don't have anything more to say, come see my yaoi ^^
Guess I like staticapple now. Whatever, go my gay slop.
I was making an actual mini comic on them but I've hit that time of the month where I become so yaoipilled I need to shamelessly doodle whatever I can to survive so this is the product of me starving for men kissing and holding hands and idk-
this is mostly little points of dialogue and action rather than fully written, but i know i'd want to read this if someone else wrote it lol, polished prose or not, especially from how much relationship development and detail i ended up adding — even with the simplified format, just the "fic" part itself is still over 1500 words. :D
MINORS DON'T INTERACT. EXPLICIT CONTENT
if anyone wants to write an actual fic based off this, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO!!! :D just crediting would be appreciated, AND let me know so i can read it!! :D feel free to make changes as feels right for your own headcanons!
inspired by fanart i couldn't find the source for, of Lucifer wearing his pink sweater outfit but straddling shirtless Vox and fingering his gills
if anyone knows what picture i'm talking about and its source, or wants the image for Totally Normal Research Purposes, lmk and i can DM it lol. i just don't want to repost unsourced art
anyway:
overall in this "fic," Lucifer and Vox both have a great time, but WARNINGS of explicit content and DUBIOUS CONSENT WITH VOX PUSHING PAST LUCIFER'S BOUNDARIES ABOUT HIS DEVOTION TO LILITH, and later there's a lack of needed discussion prefacing sexual activities.
enjoy!! :p
takes place after Vox has a body again, and probably after Lucifer and Vox have been close long enough and visibly enough that those at the hotel assume they're "a thing," even though they've never had sex and wouldn't say they're in a relationship. Vox flirts sometimes when he thinks no one else is watching or listening, Lucifer flirts jokingly and more openly, but also enjoys and gets flustered by Vox's flirting
in Lucifer's hotel bedroom. Vox has removed his own shirt to show off body. still wearing pants, but this is the first time he's undressed for Lucifer. Lucifer's just relaxing in a giant cozy sweater and outfit.
Lucifer is stuck staring at Vox's gills
Vox, affected casualness: "Yeah, you can't even tell anything happened [referring to his needing to get a new body]. I still look great. Even better, I might say." Lucifer doesn't answer, keeps staring. Vox frowns, looks more at Lucifer's gaze. doesn't seem exactly to be focusing on his abs
Vox: "What're you…?" -looks down- "Oh. My vents?"
Lucifer doesn't answer. Vox snaps fingers several times to get attention. "Hey. Lu. LUCI."
Lucifer shakes himself and looks at Vox's face. "You DO have something there."
Vox: "Yeah, I—Huh?"
Lucifer: "I thought you did. Sometimes when we'd hug, your sides would feel... eeeeyeeehhhh... or you'd act like—" Lucifer cuts himself off. He'd gotten caught up in his own thoughts of I'm not supposed to notice things like that (I'm unobservant and people expect me to be unobservant), and covers his face. doesn't notice Vox's face blushing cyan; Vox had thought he suppressed his shivers and breaths well enough during said hugs.
Vox, nervous laugh.
—Lucifer approaches to get a better look at the gills. when he tentatively touches one of them, Vox sharply inhales. Lucifer looks up at Vox and raises an eyebrow. Vox slowly nods to allow him to continue. some more light prodding in curiosity, but when Lucifer for sure figures out what Vox is feeling (sexually turned on), he physically backs away, blushing. (he'd already figured early on, but wasn't entirely sure. once he confirms both from some of Vox's reactions... including a beginning erection... he's still curious and intrigued, but he changes his mind on continuing)
Vox grabs one of Lucifer's hands and brings it back.
Lucifer: "N—No. I—I'm still, you know, I'm still married. I didn't mean—Well, I shouldn't have—Um—"
Vox a bit annoyed. "She's not coming back, Luci." (Vox doesn't fully believe that, but he wants Lucifer and recognizes Lucifer is likely easy to manipulate and convince rn)
Lucifer flushes gold and tenses
Vox, firmer insistence: "She's not coming back. She hasn't said anything. She would have by now if she cared." pushes Lucifer's palm over a gill. "But you know I care."
they stand there for a moment before Vox uses a finger to guide one of Lucifer's fingers to rub over his side. Vox shivers, Lucifer shivers in response. Lucifer slowly starts to move his hand on his own, without Vox's own pushing
if Lucifer had been looking at Vox's face, he would have seen a momentary digital freeze as Vox thought rapidly through some memories, of Velvette talking about faking attraction or faking being turned on for men. (still a lesbian, but may have faked attraction or had sex with men because of social pressure — maybe before fully understanding or knowing she was a lesbian — or to gain advantages.) Vox is down bad for Lucifer, so he pushes through many many mental hangups and… fakes breathing harder makes a few sounds they're not pleased whimpers or gasps, of course not to encourage Lucifer. (Vox feels dumb doing this, but it's preferable to verbalizing what he wants.)
this works.
—eventually leads to Vox on bed with his gills getting fingered, and then to both Lucifer and Vox with pants on but rubbing their clothed erections together
—before either go further like stripping more of their clothes or cumming, Vox zaps out of the bed and rushes to the suite's bathroom without saying anything. (because he hadn't planned his time with Lucifer to go in this direction, it suddenly hit him exactly what he was doing and he unexpectedly both got flustered and overwhelmed with SHIT [AWESOME] DID I JUST SEDUCE THE DEVIL + SHIT [SUPER AWESOME] THE DEVIL *LIKES* ME + WELL OF COURSE I COULD SEDUCE THE DEVIL. …BUT STILL—)
the sudden departure leaves Lucifer spiraling that something in their activities had been something that Vox hated, or maybe he somehow misread what Vox actually wanted — scared the zapping away was Vox getting fed up with him and wanting to leave.
but then Vox pokes his head out out from the bathroom, knowing Lucifer would spiral. "That was great. I'd like to—Um, I liked that. I—Uh. We're more than cool. That—Uh." double thumbs up. "Cool. Yeah. Super awesome. Let's um. Again? Sometime?" finger guns and clicks tongue, ducks back into bathroom
Vox essentially silently squealing to himself in the bathroom both at how stupid he feels from the last things he said to Lucifer but also from HOW WELL THAT WENT. he's trying to be cool, but the lights on the hotel floor are pulsing with his excitement, and Lucifer's trying to suppress a relieved and happy but conflicted grin, deeply blushing and biting one of his knuckles
Vox is conflicted about going further because he knows Lucifer is in a mentally unpredictable state about Lilith, but, hey, both he and Lucifer had been into what they were doing. might as well see if Lucifer'd be interested in reaching climax with him.
Vox loudly clears throat before leaving bathroom to re-enter Lucifer's suite. Vox's hands behind back, eyes haughtily closed. dick hard. "So. (affected aborted self-conscious cough, but didn't need to fake self-consciousness too much:) MHM. Luci. That was a—a—" (glitching stutters from how worked up he still is) "—amazing." Vox has gotten used to needing to be blunt with Lucifer: "I figured I should ask before I jerk off in the bathroom, would you rather—"
Lucifer, horns and wings sprouted and red eyes blazing, barrels into Vox, grabs him, kicks off wall to turn them around and slam them back to the bed. Lucifer: "Don't you DARE finish on your own."
Vox STARTLED AND SO TURNED ON by the enthusiasm and by the display of Lucifer's more demonic traits: "F—F—FfffuuUCK, LUCI! WELL HURRY UP BECAUSE NOW I'M ABOUTTA—FFFFFF—" hips arching and electricity all over. most the room stays lit, but a few lightbulbs flash and shatter
Lucifer with claws tears thru Vox's pants and boxers, shredding and removing them. lightly grazes skin of inner thighs, causing faint bleeding
that gets Vox even more hard; he gasps and his claws puncture Lucifer's blankets and mattress. "HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT—"
Lucifer's lips twitching in a grinning snarl, grabs Vox's wrists and shoves him into mattress, Vox's mouth streaming red pixels, cooling fans in head and fans behind torso vents press back surrounding blankets and pillow cases with hot air
Wait, when did Lucifer take off his own pants? (he'd magically vanished them with a thought as he forced Vox onto the mattress, but Vox was focused on other things.) Lucifer pushes his hips forward and rubs his cock against Vox's, they both groan
—they interact to completion, catch their breaths a moment, maybe one or both of them get the other worked up enough to cum a second time. maybe some mutual cum-eating, kissing. Lucifer magically cleans up.
after a bit longer of quietly lying down together and calming down, they cuddle, hug, lightly kiss, and playfully tussle until they fall asleep holding each other
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(start of a ~"less fluffy" second part) ("fluffy" in quote marks because the previous scene was already questionable from Vox insisting past Lucifer's refusal)
beginning the day after, there's probably temporary fallout because Lucifer is horrified at how far he went. he'd convinced himself in the moment that Vox was right about ~"if Lilith cared, she would have reached out" and about how Vox definitely cares, so Lucifer let himself fully dive into the interaction.
but the day afterward he is doubting and incredibly guilty and ashamed. how could he do that to Lilith? how could he doubt her so much? how could he do that to his family?
Vox of course is upset about this one-eighty; feels led on, hurt, and betrayed, but wouldn't voice that to anyone. would probably just shout at Lucifer and storm out when he realizes Lucifer is being serious about it being bad that they slept together. or he'd coldly go near emotionless and try to downplay everything. ~"of course it didn't mean anything. it wasn't a big deal, so why are you acting like it was?"
if their interactions hadn't continued into penetrative sex, then, in Vox's view, he could argue what they did "wasn't even sex" and thus obviously ~"doesn't matter like that." (this mismatch itself of defining what interactions "matter" would be another source of divide between Vox and Lucifer in this conflict — either way, both of them felt it was emotionally charged and important while it was happening, but Vox would deny the weight of the interaction when Lucifer expresses regret.)
in the following days, Lucifer for is jumpy with guilt whenever Vox touches him at all, even in non-sexual casual ways that he'd been doing almost since the start of their friendship. this enrages Vox because he's reminded of Alastor's You fucking creep tirade and feels like Lucifer is accusing him of the same and also implying I always hated it [— hated you being around me or touching me in any way at all, which, in this fic's continuity, is how Vox eventually interpreted what Alastor said]. again, Vox wouldn't voice why Lucifer's jumpiness to his touch is so upsetting and wouldn't even be able to consciously identify the full reasons himself. he might blame Alastor, and he might throw at Lucifer what Alastor said, but it'd still be mainly impulsive rage instead of self-aware.
one way or another Vox and Lucifer eventually make up, even if on shaky terms for a bit with no intimacy, emotionally or sexually. maybe Lucifer apologizes to Vox in some way; Vox is better at reading others and knowing how to treat people to get what he wants, but he's less likely to attempt empathizing for conflict resolution when he's emotionally invested in an interpersonal conflict, especially in a conflict where he feels personally wronged and as if everything he did was fine.
on the other hand, there's a chance that Charlie almost forces them back together. weeks or months before, someone had gotten her attention that there might be Something Going On between Lucifer and Vox, and she hadn't been happy to see their friendship slowly escalating and interactions becoming more frequent, for many reasons. just a few of those reasons:
her idolizing of Lilith and feeling as if Lucifer starting a relationship with someone else is betraying that marriage
her feeling as if Lucifer starting a relationship with someone else would make it easier for Lilith to ignore and dismiss her whenever Lilith might return. if her mother and father are definitely separated, will her mother love her less? maybe even ignore her forever?
worry that Lucifer is getting manipulated and used by Vox
Charlie feeling as if Lucifer is letting libido — or maybe even hatred for Lilith — overshadow how much Vox hurt and antagonized Charlie and the hotel. (it still doesn't seem as if Charlie knows or understands what Vox did to Lucifer in regards to The Might of Lilith, so, in that case, she wouldn't understand that Lucifer needed to resolve a LOT before getting to where he is with Vox, and that this isn't just impulsive flirtation or just a crush)
THE WHOLE SEASON 2 DEBACLE, INCLUDING THE VEES BEING THE ONES TO KIDNAP AND TORTURE ANGEL DUST, AS WELL AS BEING THE REASON ANGEL DUST ISN'T AT THE HOTEL ANYMORE
...but Lucifer starts withdrawing from interactions with others while Vox is angry with him, and she sees her dad less and less. when her attempts to get him to cheer up are rebuffed one too many times, she finally can't take it anymore. Charlie gets over all that (even if maybe temporarily), and does a Hell Royalty blowup at Vox:
"YOU WILL NOT AGAIN BE THE REASON MY FATHER LEAVES ME!! YOU WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR SHIT AND APOLOGIZE!!!"
(in regards to her saying "again": even though Lucifer's involvement was minimal with the failure of Sera's diplomatic envoy, and thus Lucifer leaving the hotel afterward was more Charlie's fault than Vox or Lucifer's, she still mainly sees it as Vox's fault. she also is aware of Vox doing something bad to Lucifer at the later I STRUCK HEAVEN party, which made it so Lucifer couldn't return to the hotel or call her back when she needed him)
Vox begrudgingly talks to Lucifer. after some awkwardness, but as expected from how genuinely well they'd been getting along before, they find themselves enjoying interacting.
it takes some time to get back to casual camaraderie, but, once Lucifer is less jumpy and guilt-ridden, they both still like talking with each other and being in physical contact, even when non-sexual, so the tension does eventually mostly peter out. Vox had gotten used to interacting with Lucifer with lots of casual contact because they're both touchy guys, and Lucifer appreciates the close contact from someone with whom company is mutually appreciated, especially since Lucifer believes people who enjoy his company are difficult to find.
(he doesn't count the Sins because he thinks he's messed up with them too much, so of course they wouldn't want to be around him. or, even if he does think any of them would want to spend time with him, then surely they wouldn't still want to continue to do so after actually interacting with him. so he avoids them.)
Vox even eventually goes back to doing things like putting his arm around Lucifer. neither of them consciously feel like that's intimate after the night they spent together, and everyone else is used to Vox and Lucifer being all over each other anyway (and were already assuming they were together).
Charlie starts reading books about relationships so she can counsel Lucifer and Vox on at least the communication and emotional awareness parts of their relationship — this helps her with Vaggi as well.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
okay "fic" end lol.
a goofy bonus before author's note stuff: i was worried Vox's stammering as he reassured Lucifer then finger gunned at him was too much how i might write Lucifer in that situation. so, as an exercise/experiment, i wrote what Lucifer might say if the roles were swapped, with Lucifer fleeing then trying to reassure his partner while still flustered (if he were to even have the presence of mind to guess that his partner might be worrying):
Lucifer: "Ahaha hoo boy, that was--Golly. Hwoo. Um, what I mean to say is, GEE WHIZ THAT WAS--I LOVED IT IT WAS GREAT YOU WERE GREAT LET'SDOTHATAGAINSOMETIMEOKAY YEP HAAAAAARGH (-disappears behind door then WHEEEEEEEEEZZE-)"
now author's note stuff! :p (no need to read all this. i yap)
• this fic started as about 400 words titled simply "Gill fingering" and was like that for two weeks, then a few days ago i was like "hey i can add a bit more :)" and it morphed into a MUCH LONGER STATICAPPLE ~WORLDBUILDING/DEVELOPMENT DOCUMENT LOL.
• —i have something else, though -- in about the same format -- that has my own current ideas for how Vox and Lucifer can become friends in the first place after season 2. dunno if i'll ever submit it, but i do have ideas XD Vox was staying at the hotel when he befriended Lucifer, but he wasn't and isn't trying for redemption, and Charlie does some things that are the sort-of-accidental catalyst of it all
• an extra interaction that could happen while Vox and Lucifer are falling out the day after (and that would make the reconciliation process rockier), is Lucifer getting defensive and even accusing Vox of using mind control on him, when Vox hadn't.
Vox, before thinking through what he's saying: "Will you shut up?! I CAN'T mind control you! You think I haven't tried!?!"
that'd make everything worse, of course lol, admitting that he has tried mind control on Lucifer. Vox, seeing Lucifer's stunned expression and realizing what he'd admitted, would try for half a second to explain that it was early on, shortly after capturing him, before he cared about Lucifer before they were friends before Vox came to the hotel.
but Lucifer wouldn't listen at all anymore, and further accusations would get Vox more upset and defensive and digging in his heels further about how Lucifer was the only one "in the wrong."
• my understanding of how Charlie might react to her father and Vox being in a relationship is very much colored by this post by darkstarofchaos.
• on other headcanon notes, i'm still seeing how i feel post-season 2 about the idea of Lucifer and Lilith being in an open relationship. it was a favorite headcanon of mine before season 2, but idk if i can currently apply it in a way that still feels right :p so, if it ever becomes relevant, maybe i'll end up writing them as exclusive, or mostly exclusive (i.e. maybe they'd do threesomes, orgies, or similar, but always with both of them there, which can be considered different from an open relationship)
so, the second section's conflict could still work even if the marriage is open; it's just Lucifer would would then view emotional fidelity as most important, i.e. he ensures he still values Lilith above anyone else he partners with, or mainly views any other partners as only temporary.
but he found himself wanting Vox and caring deeply about him, so that would go against how Lucifer feels he should be in his marriage.
• (this is not an exact one-to-one, but that's pretty similar to how i view Valentino's relationship with Vox: open relationship in that Valentino sleeps with anyone he wants, and he's fine with Vox doing the same, as long as Val is still his favored partner. i might play with these similarities between StaticMoth and "open relationship Lucilith" to see what i like for potential thematic comparisons or conflict lol. or for just trying to solidify how i currently headcanon the two ships. Vox's potential favoring of not doing much or any casual sex with strangers is also a new concept i'm playing with post-season 2.)
• anywho, yay, i wrote the sillies :D !!!! comments and reblogs — even comments that are about conflicting headcanons! — will be GREATLY appreciated!! (likes too! it'd just be nice to know people enjoyed this or were interested in it.) i know there's a good chance i'm posting this text block to the void, but it'd be so awesome to get a tiny bit of interaction! if you're seeing this, thanks for being part of the little StaticApple side of the Hazbin fandom! :D
Tumblr ruins the quality so click if you wanna see better!
[I don’t personally ship! But if you do, enjoy! And if you don’t, still enjoy!]
References, non combined art and an explanation under the cut
Basically what this art collab was is that each person pick a fandom and select six characters to put on a wheel each. So it’s two art collabs but I’m only showing the one because I’m not in the other fandom
But on the wheel of names you spin it and get assigned a random character with NO re-spins. And for the hazbin one, we got these two! And I got to draw the duck loving clown :D
