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[misterjackpcts-blog]

Hey there!

Felix here with a small update. I’m no longer sick which means I’ll be on more consistently now. But, this weekend is my birthday weekend and I’m being “kidnapped” by some mates of mine so I’ll be stuck on mobile at least until Sunday. I’ve reblogged some memes and I’ll probably find some more when I can manage to sneak online! If you’d like to plot, roleplay, or even just talk, I can also send you my discord just shoot me an IM on here.

I hope you’re all having a great weekend! 🖤🖤

[feed-your-inbox]

Send a word for your muse to find my muse in a certain state.

Mostly angsty stuff, but feel free to add your own.

Tears - Find my muse crying.

Rest - Find my muse sound asleep.

Dream - Find my muse moving in their sleep due to a dream or nightmare.

Bleed - Find my muse injured.

Drink - Find my muse drunk.

Collapse - Find my muse blacked-out on the ground.

Leaving - Find my muse dying.

Grave - Find my muse dead.

Fear - Find my muse panicking about something.

Hide - Find my muse hiding from something or someone.

Anger - Find my muse very angry.

Escape - Find my muse trying to run away from something or someone.

Toxic - Find my muse poisoned.

Bruise - Find my muse badly beaten up. 

Freeze - Find my muse trying to keep warm in the cold.

Battle - Find my muse in the middle of a fight with someone or something.

Saw - Find my muse getting a limb amputated. 

Cough - Find my muse coughing out blood.

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Get to know my character through an ask!

🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet? 🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet? 🐙 - They are crossing the ocean. What are the circumstances and how did they get there? 🌎 - If money were no object, where would they live and what would they do with their life? (Ex: entrepreneur, playboy, philanthropist, etc) 🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday? 🎓 - Are they well-educated? 📬 - A mysterious letter has just been found in their mailbox.  How does your character react?  Who would it be from? ⌚ - Is your character punctual or procrastinator? 💰 - Your character just found a fat sack of gold on a bench. What do they do with it? 👙 - Is your character trendy or do they just not give a damn? 🎠 - Your character is at the carnival.  What kinds of rides or games do they check out to entertain themselves? 🔮 - Your character is having their future told by someone pretty shady. Do they call the fortune teller out or just roll with it? 🎃 - What is your character’s favorite holiday? 🎶 - What would your character say about your personal taste in music? 💒 - Does your character want marriage or a lifelong commitment? ♓ - Hey baby, what’s your sign? What would your character’s zodiac sign be and what qualities do they carry to make them fall under that sign? 🚼 - Does your character have or want kids? ⚠ - What has your character almost done that made someone talk them out of or convince them not to do it? ♿ - Is your character in some way handicapped? (This includes physical, emotional, and mental.) 💊 - Is your character on medication?  If so, why? 🌞🌜 - Is your character an early bird or night owl? What makes them that way? 📚 - Does your character read? 📓 - If your character keeps a journal, what is the most secret thought they keep in it? 📰 - An obituary for your character was found in the local paper this morning. What did it say? 💢 - What frustrates your character more than anything? ✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance?  Or would they at all? 🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything? 🍜 - Carnivore/Pescatarian/Vegetarian/Vegan/Other? What kind of diet does your character have? 💋 - Your character was just kissed by someone they can’t stand. Why and how did it happen? 😇 - What was your character’s last good deed? 😁 - Someone just tripped and fell in front of your character.  Do they laugh or help the person up? 😨 - Your character just broke wind in public. Do they try to hide it or own up to it? 😍 - Your character’s lust object just passed right by them. How awkward do they get as they try to make conversation? 😒 - “Ugh!  Not him/her/them/it again.” How does your character react to annoying people? 😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them? 😄 - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out? 😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word? 😏 - Is your character having a dirty thought right now? 🍺 - Cheers! What is your character’s favorite alcoholic beverage?  What was the last thing they got smashed off of? 💫 - Your character is suffering memory loss after being knocked unconscious.  What happens afterwards and how did it happen? 💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had? 💍 - Does your character wear any type of jewelry? ⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway? 🎱 - Your character and a talking raccoon walk into a bar… 📼 - An interrogation tape emerges regarding a recent interview with your character.  What are they being questioned for? 👟 - Is your character into personal fitness?  If so, what’s their exercise routine? 📺 - What would your character’s favorite TV show be?  What’s their favorite genre?

🍀 - Does your character carry a good luck charm? Do they believe in luck?

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random things my professors have said (starters)

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splattermemes‌:

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”

“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”

“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”

“Woah, you have big shoes.”

“Zero is hero.”

“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”

“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”

“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”

“I set you up.”

“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”

“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”

“You don’t have a clue.”

“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”

“Get rid of the dog mask.”

“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”

“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”

“I’m just making stuff up.”

“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”

“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”

“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”

“Are you glaring at me?”

“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”

“It’s my job to embarrass you.”

“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”

“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”

“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”

“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”

“I know a lot about corn.”

“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”

“I didn’t do that!”

“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”

“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”

“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”

“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”

“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”

“You’re completely aroused.”

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

“I like sleep.”

“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”

“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”

“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”

“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”

“We’re making tortillas now.”

“I’m not very nice.”

“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”

“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”

“The world’s fucked.”

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splattermemes:

Send in “Measure me!” and I’ll compare the heights of our muses using this generator

[madeleine-ferguson]

Agent Cooper (“Twin Peaks. The Missing Pieces”).

[angelprompts]

NON-SEXUAL FLIRTY STARTER PROMPTS

“There isn’t a word in the dictionary that can explain your type of beauty.”

“Can you send me a picture? I want to prove to all of my friends that angels really do exist.”

“You might need to call an ambulance… Missing you this much is killing me.”

“If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would belong to you.”

“They say nothing lasts forever. Will you be my nothing?”

“I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile.”

“Do you have a name… Or can I call you MINE?”

“Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you, not matter how hard I try not to.”

“Your smile could light up an entire city.”

“The moon and the sun are both jealous of how brightly you shine.”

“It may be cloudy out, but you create rays of sunshine wherever you go.”

“I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.”

“On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.”

“A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.”

“Of all the stars in the sky, there are none as beautiful as you.”

[misterjackpcts-blog]

bookhoused‌:

Harry had a hard time believing there was anyone on earth even remotely similar to Cooper. Maybe just in his neck of the woods there weren’t many people who looked like an illustration by Leyendecker and happily recites the full history of Tibet. When something is rare it’s even more precious and Agent Cooper was better than diamonds when it came to rarity.

He brushes against him, a simple motion that probably happens a dozen times a day but now it has a lot more meaning. Where there had been fear, a small gap between them that couldn’t be called a rift, a sore place in Harry’s psyche he had get to identify, there was healing. He would have never told him on his own. Never. It wasn’t because Harry was bashful, not because he was proud, but because fear ruled his life and it always had.

❝Listen,❞ his voice shifts to something slightly more serious. ❝I want to do things right. How about you come over tomorrow and I cook you dinner?❞

Worries now starting to melt away as he simply stared at the other male, his smile started to slowly melt away. There was something about Harry S. Truman that was simply irresistible, and yet that something was just the thing that managed to drive Dale insane. 

It was the small brush of contact that Harry made that caused the agent to be pulled from his study of the other’s face. Hesitating for a moment before chosing his next actions Dale made a slight face. He was starting to over think again, but sure enough a hand brushed itself against Harry’s.

❝...Dinner?❞ Lips twisting upwards forming a rather goofy grin, Dale quickly nodded. Perhaps he should’ve played it off cool, but this...this wasn’t the time for that. ❝On one condition. You let me at least bring over some wine, I’d hate to come over empty handed and make you do all the work of cooking on top of that.❞

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project partner starters

for school, work, wherever. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

friends

“Just sleep over and we’ll finish it.” / “What’s another all-nighter?”

“Stop making me laugh! We need to concentrate.”

“You’re the only person I trust to not ruin my grade/reputation/etc.”

“I love you, but you’re doing this all wrong.”

“If we’re doing it together, then it won’t feel like work.”

“Your handwriting/powerpoint style/etc. is so shitty.”

flirty

“So, we’re partners..”

“Hey, what’s your number? Need it for the project.”

“We should get together for this.” *bonus if the project doesn’t require the partners to get together

“Your place or mine? [pause] For the project.”

“I bet doing this with you will be a breeze~”

“Oops, dropped my pencil.”

enemies

“I can’t believe I got stuck with you.”

“That’s the wrong color/font!!!!”

“Are you an idiot? Wait–yes, you are. Answered my own question.”

“You’re a control freak!” / “I’m not a control freak!”

“Let’s just split this up and talk to each other as little as possible.”

“I know what this is!! You don’t have to explain it to me.”

over-achiever

“I don’t want to do the entire thing by myself.”

“What did you DO?!”

“I wish I could just work alone…”

“I don’t want to fail because of you.”

“Where’s the poster/bibliography/etc. that I told you to do?” / “It’s somewhere…”

“Pay attention!”

under-achiever

“Come on, let’s take a break.”

“What do you mean ‘did I read it’? Do you not believe in me?” / “You didn’t answer my question.”

“You’ve got it covered, right?”

“I’ll do the last part.” / “I’ll just present it.”

“Wow, I guess I’m doing this all wrong…”

“Please help me out. I don’t want to fail.”

[misterjackpcts-blog]

😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word? 🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday? ⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway? 💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had?

Get to know my character through an ask!

😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word?

Hands down I’d like to say that Dale’s favorite cuss word would be damn. But, its not too often that he does swear, after all its not exactly the most professional choice of words to use.

🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday? 

With others? Possibly, it depends on if hes back at the office or if hes conducting a seminar on the fiber samples procedure. But if Dale is alone its often he simply makes a mental note of the day, orders himself a second cup of coffee and goes right back to things.

⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway?

Religion and spirituality is something that Dale himself is more interested in learning, after all why close yourself off to just one when you can learn from so many. He has however been known to read into practices and even cite some teachings from Bön and modern day Tibetan Buddhism

💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had?

Purchasing his pocket tape recorder of course. It’s an extremely useful tool in the investigatory process where the most fleeting insight can be lost if your hardware isn’t as solid as your thinking.

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bookhoused‌:

Harry himself was struggling to collect his thoughts which scattered like spilled marbles. He’s not a particularly eloquent person but he wants to say something right this once. Dale already looks rattled and he supposes running out like the place was on fire gave him the impression he wasn’t interested in return. It isn’t that. Not at all. It’s just a little bit of a shock. The evening was supposed to be a reprieve from all the shock of the previous month.

❝No Cooper I’m sorry it’s like you told me and my mind just went blank for a second there.❞ The porch is dark for the most part, the parking lot silent and the fountain still. Still he feels safer out here, with the early season moths sticking to the lights and the empty rockers blowing slightly in the wind. Something about it is exciting, like being in high school and sneaking out of a pep rally to hole up with a girl in the auditorium. But they’re grown men and they’re right where they’re supposed to be.

He grins his familiar honest grin and steps a little closer and out of sight of the window. Awkward, sort of like a puppy that hadn’t grown into its paws. He’s exuberant though he restrains it. To flip from one opposite to the other would be too much. What can he say? What could he do? What could turn this situation around? Did it really matter? They could probably forgive each other for a lot.

❝I meant what I said. I like you a lot. I’ve never met anyone like you and I know it’s because there’s nobody else like you.❞

Normally Dale Cooper was a well collected man, a man who could talk his way out of any sort of situation. In this case, no words came to him nor did any bright ideas as to how he might save himself if things took a turn for the worse. Instead he stood there, eyes fixed on his coat and the fingers that were now tangled in its fabric. It was sudden sound of Harry’s voice managed to break through Dale’s layers of paranoia, dragging him back to reality.

Wait...was he really apologizing for not knowing how to respond to the situation? Brows coming together in slight confusion, a chuckle managed to escape from Dale. God, they were quite the pair after all. While one man was mentally starting to plan for the worst situation he could imagine the other was apologizing for not having words when the confession of attraction was brought up. 

Smile still plastered on his face, Dale allowed himself to scoot just one more step closer to Harry. ❝You know, Sheriff, they say theres at least one carbon copy of ourselves. Of course they each have their own lives, I’d like to think the personalities vary with each as well.❞ Realizing that he might have been rambling on, he falls quiet again. Without any sort of hesitation the smaller male gently bumped himself into the other. 

❝If theres another you out there, I think you’re the better half.❞

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Get to know my character through an ask!

🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet? 🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet? 🐙 - They are crossing the ocean. What are the circumstances and how did they get there? 🌎 - If money were no object, where would they live and what would they do with their life? (Ex: entrepreneur, playboy, philanthropist, etc) 🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday? 🎓 - Are they well-educated? 📬 - A mysterious letter has just been found in their mailbox.  How does your character react?  Who would it be from? ⌚ - Is your character punctual or procrastinator? 💰 - Your character just found a fat sack of gold on a bench. What do they do with it? 👙 - Is your character trendy or do they just not give a damn? 🎠 - Your character is at the carnival.  What kinds of rides or games do they check out to entertain themselves? 🔮 - Your character is having their future told by someone pretty shady. Do they call the fortune teller out or just roll with it? 🎃 - What is your character’s favorite holiday? 🎶 - What would your character say about your personal taste in music? 💒 - Does your character want marriage or a lifelong commitment? ♓ - Hey baby, what’s your sign? What would your character’s zodiac sign be and what qualities do they carry to make them fall under that sign? 🚼 - Does your character have or want kids? ⚠ - What has your character almost done that made someone talk them out of or convince them not to do it? ♿ - Is your character in some way handicapped? (This includes physical, emotional, and mental.) 💊 - Is your character on medication?  If so, why? 🌞🌜 - Is your character an early bird or night owl? What makes them that way? 📚 - Does your character read? 📓 - If your character keeps a journal, what is the most secret thought they keep in it? 📰 - An obituary for your character was found in the local paper this morning. What did it say? 💢 - What frustrates your character more than anything? ✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance?  Or would they at all? 🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything? 🍜 - Carnivore/Pescatarian/Vegetarian/Vegan/Other? What kind of diet does your character have? 💋 - Your character was just kissed by someone they can’t stand. Why and how did it happen? 😇 - What was your character’s last good deed? 😁 - Someone just tripped and fell in front of your character.  Do they laugh or help the person up? 😨 - Your character just broke wind in public. Do they try to hide it or own up to it? 😍 - Your character’s lust object just passed right by them. How awkward do they get as they try to make conversation? 😒 - “Ugh!  Not him/her/them/it again.” How does your character react to annoying people? 😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them? 😄 - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out? 😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word? 😏 - Is your character having a dirty thought right now? 🍺 - Cheers! What is your character’s favorite alcoholic beverage?  What was the last thing they got smashed off of? 💫 - Your character is suffering memory loss after being knocked unconscious.  What happens afterwards and how did it happen? 💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had? 💍 - Does your character wear any type of jewelry? ⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway? 🎱 - Your character and a talking raccoon walk into a bar… 📼 - An interrogation tape emerges regarding a recent interview with your character.  What are they being questioned for? 👟 - Is your character into personal fitness?  If so, what’s their exercise routine? 📺 - What would your character’s favorite TV show be?  What’s their favorite genre?

🍀 - Does your character carry a good luck charm? Do they believe in luck?

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[misterjackpcts-blog]

❝ The time has come for you to seek THE PATH.      Your soul has set you face to face before the clear light and now you are about to      experience it in its REALITY. Where in all things are like the void and  cloudless sky,      and the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without circumference      or center. At this moment, KNOW YOURSELF and abide in that state. ❞

                                Independent Special Agent Dale Bartholomew Cooper from Twin Peaks.                                                                                                                          Penned by Felix.

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bookhoused‌:

Harry rummages around in his pocket for the crumpled fiver he knew he’d stowed in there at some point. He sets it on the table amongst the empty glasses and grease stains, it’s more than their tab but he’s hoping the exorbitant tip will wash the waitress’s memory if she has been ease-dropping. No one around them seems to have stirred and he supposes Leland’s dancing spells temporarily heightened the town’s threshold for gossip.

He makes a beeline for the door. Normal he would wait and walk with Cooper, approximately one pace behind at all times as the routine had become but he trusts him to make it there anyway. His face feels grow hot and he’s hoping he isn’t blushing, he hopes he can play it off as a side effect of the alcohol, he’s suddenly very aware of himself in a way he usually isn’t.

Outside the night is cool and slightly windy and it soothes the mix of glee, fear and nausea that arises in a moment like this. For once the early spring chill feels like heaven though he’s shivering under his impenetrable armor of purple tweed. Despite himself and despite the situation he feels the urge to grin. Even in the grimmest of circumstances there was some strange sort of joy to be extracted. That was how life in Twin Peaks was. It was a rough battle to find joy in all the sorrow.

He wishes he still smoked so he had something to do. He considers nabbing a butt out of an ashtray as he had been apt to do as a kid but talks himself out of it.

Scrambling to keep up with the other male, Dale grabbed his coat and made a few attempts at putting it on before finally giving up on the idea of actually wearing it out. Judging by the other few patrons that were around it seemed they were saved, meaning only Harry had to hear his rather poorly worded confession.

He was a bit behind Harry, nearly getting lost in his head as he exited. Poor Dale couldn't tell what the other man was thinking even if his life depended on it. Was this normal? Did most people panic this much when it came to confessions of attraction? Perhaps he could ask Diane later. He’d have to make it as vague as possible if that was the case. Making a mental note to pick up back on later, Dale fumbled with the door for a split moment before finally exiting.

Unprepared for the sudden wall of cold air, a shiver managed to strike down his spine. Most people at that point would’ve made some sort of effort to put on their coat instead of clinging to it like a life preserver. But there Dale stood a few feet away from Harry his fingers now getting tangled in one of its belt loops.

He should’ve just held his tongue. He should’ve just kept drinking and shoved those thoughts right out of his mind rather than letting those rather poorly picked words fly out into the open. Gently clearing his throat, Dale attempted to break the silence that was now sat between the two of them.

❝Harry,❞ he began, eyes quickly fixating themselves on his fingers. ❝I’d like to apologize if I’ve over stepped any sort of boundaries.❞

[silviavega]

In life, be as happy as agent Cooper finding out about snowshoe rabbits.

Twin Peaks (Pilot: Northwest Passage) - dir. David Lynch - 1990

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bookhoused‌:

@misterjackpcts continued from here.

For a moment Harry simply stares at the wood grain on the table as the cogs of his brain begin to turn once more. Hadn’t he just said that? Yes, he had. He liked Cooper a great deal, in fact he could confidently say there were few people on earth who he liked more. There was something so warm about him. He was perfect but not in the unapproachable way, the sort of man everyone wanted to be but no one wanted to bear the responsibility.

He furrows his brow and tries to consider what Cooper could be saying. Like, romantically? In the junior high sense or the sense of blossoming love. In a way it was easy to understand. They were synchronized with each other in an once in a life time way.

Harry Truman wasn’t gay. He liked women. He was confident he did and he had. He liked men too, but he was more guarded about that. Around here it was one or the other. Around here it wasn’t outward stigma but the whispering, people wouldn’t look at him the same. He knew the way things were people hardly looked at him at all. Cooper was from somewhere where it didn’t matter as much, another foreign world where there were things to do other than stick your nose in other folk’s business.

This isn’t like picking a guy up from a bar, Harry had done that before. No one would bat an eye. But here they were in the middle of everything. It’s not that the hasn’t considered that he’s attracted to Agent Cooper, it’s just that their relationship extends beyond some physical attraction and into the realm of ardor. It’s something he would want to get right if he tried it, the fear of loss nearly outweighs the gain.

❝Let’s talk about this somewhere else,❞ he says, leaning across the table. ❝let’s go for a ride.❞

Leave it to the man who always knew just what to say to utterly crash and burn in the one moment where words seemed to matter the most. Perhaps the cheap beer on a stomach full of coffee and donuts wasn’t exactly the brightest idea. 

He probably looked like an idiot sitting there simply waiting for the other to break the silence. What was with him? He’d been through this before. He’d made declarations of love and asked out partners countless times before coming to Twin Peaks. Yet, there Dale sat, fingers starting to idly tap as his mind began to slowly over analyze the situation at hand

Should he say something in hopes of trying to save this moment? Maybe some how make it seem less like a schoolyard confession and more of a declaration of admiration? ...That would be a hard one...How on earth could he do that? He’d already corrected the other with that stupid phrase, ‘like like’. Thinking about those words alone made the agent want to simply let his head fall down onto the table in embarrassment.

Then there was the small town aspects of this whole ordeal. Dale hadn’t put too much thought into that until now. In a small town like Twin Peaks, word would’ve probably travel fast if any of the townsfolk had heard the declaration.The reactions would probably be vastly different compared to Philadelphia. God he really should’ve just kept his big mouth shut, not just for his sake but also for the other male’s.

❝——What?❞ Shit, that was Harry’s voice cracking through the walls of paranoia. Forcing himself to focus on the other and what he had just said, Dale nodded.  ❝Right,.uhm..great idea, Harry.❞