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If tec makes life easier then why Do we still spend over half or waking hours working?

So we're letting fireworks like crazy Americans next to a dry field but everyone's lighting a fireworks pointed away from the dry field. Somebody behind us has one of their cakes explode (I think?) and it lights the field I'm standing next to on fire. I yell out fire a bunch of other people follow suit some people run to get buckets I do three laps with buckets some other people grab fire extinguishers and some other people stomp on it and we get it fixed. Then some dudes lighting off paper lanterns and a bunch of us are going over to beat the crap out of them because no, and the fire crew shows up the fire we just put out so they go talk to him and everything's fine. Then the exact same group tips over a fucking cake shoots it off at their group and it explodes on a wall behind them, then tips it over towards the field in an effort to make it not at the group and it lights the field on fire again which I personally stomp out with my goddamn flip flop along with a couple other people that run over in time, and then we called him stupid and a a fucking moron and he called us a cunt for putting out his fire. (Not really it's because we called him names) And then he didn't stop so we kind of just did our finales and left

And that's the story of how me personally along with a small handful of other people stoped an entire town from burning down. (We were in a small town)

#wtf #stupid American shit #also paper lantern guy smelled bad #why are they like this #4th of july #july 4 2026 #my legs hurt and I only carry three buckets of water #on my life this is true

I can't smell bees helppp

Update it exspolded

#diy #exploded cock #DIY bottom surgery #a great success #please help I ran out of pickles

I drank a penis exploding potion but it's okay because I'm transgender. I'll let you know how my DIY bottom surgery goes.