Mj Winn ♯♪♮♫♭♥

27 // bi (hella big preference to guys) // [he/him] // my humour blog is "mjwinn7" // ♪I music sometimes (a lot) ♫ // lives in the state of Virginia, USA // also existential dysphori too 🌹 || Capricorn sun, Gemini moon, Scorpio rising ♑ if you're into that || idek || if you wanna see my face my selfies are tagged

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

I missed it.

[princesconsuela]

[fill-my-void]

[plantinghuman]

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

[herbwicc]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[neckkiss]

I want to touch your warm body with my cold hands.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

I missed it.

[dirtbaby2016]

y’all playing smash bros but wont even smash your bros…

[epiphanies]

#oh

[princesconsuela]

[triatic]

[pigmenting]

something i wish i had realized earlier: you can write poems on the same subject more than once. you can write, paint, draw the same thing over and over if you want to. you can spend your whole life making art about oranges. i think i always felt this pressure to get it right the first time like i couldn’t go back and use that inspiration again. but you can. you can go back and revisit it. you can pick up the conversation again and again if you have more to say.

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[tomhardysteeth]

have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

[kamicokrolock]

The arts are important.

I shocked a teacher once because I could recite the preamble to the US Constitution (got bonus points to), She asked why I’d taken it upon myself to memorize it. I had to explain it was in a School House Rock song….

[autisticeducator]

We use that School House Rock song with 5th graders.

[marippae]

In this year…

Aries: Do not turn another human being into your entire world. Do not give up your friends, your hobbies, and your dreams for the sake of the relationship. Do not lose independence. Do not forget who you are.

Taurus: Be open to experiencing love, but do not make it a priority. Instead, make self-love, self-acceptance and self-confidence a priority.

Gemini: Stay single until staying single no longer makes sense! Safeguard your heart until you find someone worthy of holding the key. And if you do not find anyone who meets your expectations, do not settle. Do not rearrange your desires. Keep your heart to yourself. Hold onto it for just a little while longer.

Cancer: Do not fight for attention. Do not fight for love. Do not fight for any kind of relationship when the other person has already given up or lost interest. Your feelings should not be one-sided and neither the effort.

Leo: Let the people you care about know that you do. Always remind them that you appreciate the very heart within their chest.

Virgo: Allow yourself to be vulnerable… but do not allow yourself to be walked over.

Libra: Be proud of yourself for you have made it through last year! It was tough, but you survived, and that’s awesome.

Scorpio: Forgive yourself.

Sagittarius: Be kind to yourself. Treat yourself. Love yourself. Place yourself as a priority because you need to take care of yourself before you take care of anyone else.

Capricorn: Be cautious with your heart. Be wary of who you trust. Do not blindly believe excuses, do not give out second chances without any reason. Do not accept half-hearted apologies. Have standards for the people you allow into your life.

Aquarius: Wear your heart on your sleeve, but walk away from anyone who crushes that heart.

Pisces: Do not tire yourself out chasing the wrong person. The right one will not run away from you. They will run towards you.

[thepersonalquotes]