What a beautiful duwang

Lance OR Nick | He/him | I love Keith | Read my links

[highdio]

Jonathan Joestar and Erina Pendleton, married February 2 1889.

[jasonptodd]

me @ the end of every transaction: thank u, have a great day, i love my bf

[lord-kitschener]

It’s nice that Woody is doing more about Nazis on this site than staff ever did

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

[mlmvalentinez]

Shades of pink! Send me one for a romantic question!

Ballet: What’s something you’re attracted to?

Blush: What’s a gift you want to give your partner?

Bubblegum: Describe one thing about your partner that you love.

Carmine: What’s your ideal date?

Cerise: Do you know what your ‘type’ is?

Cherry: Who was your first celebrity crush?

Coral: Describe as much as you can remember of your first kiss.

Flamingo: Favourite romantic movie?

Fuchsia: What’s your favourite romantic trope?

Garnet: Which couple is your couple goals?

Lemonade: Have you ever been broken up with via text?

Magenta: How long did you last relationship last?

Peach: Do you prefer to take charge in a relationship?

Powder: What’s your opinion on ‘true love’?

Punch: Do you believe in soulmates?

Rose: Do you ever plan on getting married?

Rosewood: Where did you meet your most recent partner?

Rouge: What was the last date you went on like?

Salmon: What’s the most romantic thing someone’s ever done for you?

Strawberry: Have you ever kissed someone you barely knew?

Taffy: Describe one thing about a relationship that you hate.

Watermelon: Are you happy with your current relationship status?

[comradesaucegay]

hey can people please stop saying this game is made exclusively by straight people now?

[missourismash-deactivated202102]

if you guys really think that i am going to spend twelve dollars on steam just so i can play as a hot single dad and romance other hot single dads every day then you are absolutely fucking right i cannot wait for july thirteenth

[p-r-i-c-e-r]

hey let’s watch this video seems neat

haha wow thats weird why do those cans look so familiar…

wait…

oh my god

[slaughterhousefive]

Everyone count your days because The Final Pam is real

[beeliosis]

same fucking voice actor

[peppermintmonster]

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

[fresh2definitely]

[isitfurbait]

Gregg from NITW

He wiggles with joy for his reckoning! He wiggles in joy for many things! Why is he such a precious criminal? Can I say that the first moment I saw this guy in the game, I was just overfilled with joy. I didn’t know anything about Night in the Woods beforehand, so seeing him made me happy. RIGHT THE POINT OF THIS BLOG

Greggory is furbait. I don’t know what tells me, but I just see him and my first thought is “is there yiff of him?” which for the most part thank god there isn’t. At least not on Tumblr. Anyway. That’s also a lot of defining answers to the verification process of this blog: can I see there being yiff? In a lot of cases there is of non-furbait characters, but I don’t think I’d like most of those pictures. Anyway. yes.

[twiliightprincess]

me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*

[themysterious-stranger-blog]

[bobson-dugnut]

Nick Valentine first meeting you: 

*Stands in the darkness, lights a cigarette cooly* “So, you need a little angel of vengeance huh? I don’t usually go after blood money, but here, I’ll make an exception”

Nick after travelling with you for a few days: *laughs at his own jokes about trash heaps*

[rayndorn]

Why do I feel like I just walked in on Deacon setting up a dating profile for his homeboy Nick?

[mlmvalentinez]

underrated taz moment #573

griffin: how do you not have a d6 it comes with every board game

justin: my... daughter--

griffin: EATS THEM FOR POWER??