Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

⁂

★
d e v o n
Today's Document
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosimo Galluzzi

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

ellievsbear
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Peter Solarz
Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Discoholic 🪩

JBB: An Artblog!
No title available
Stranger Things
Xuebing Du
seen from T1

seen from Argentina
seen from Peru
seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye

seen from Indonesia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Poland

seen from Spain

seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
@mlor023
Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
shouldn't you be biarsonist then?
I FRICKEN LOVE THEM
Are you working towards your dreams
Omg no I’m not!!! But thank you for asking
A Real Hero
This is some John Henry shit right here.
Dashrath Manjhi
There’s a movie made from his story, you guys can check it out. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3449292/
THIS IS WHO I WANT MY KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT IN SCHOOL!! NOT FUCKING CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!!
Amazing!!
This is some powerful story of belief put into action.
WarriorMale
This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter.
Read the full article: http://bit.ly/2AxVBf3
Take action to keep standing up for science: http://bit.ly/2gOFm5N
The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.
No words can describe how much this angers the crap out of me.
“Awake… But at what cost.”
Photos by kikoalan23
he’s not done cooking
The skeleton army’s getting pretty aggressive with recruiting this year.
*salesman voice* it’s a good, reliable car, but it curls into a ball when startled so watch out
Salesman: “This baby can :: slaps roof :: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
the age old struggle…
Listen, I am absolutely OBSESSED with this drawing. It has so much character. Holy crap.
I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour
Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics
This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year
This don’t even make no sense! Damn
Homophobes: *try to destroy rainbow statue*
Gays: “fine then we’ll make it an actual damn rainbow”
Reblog to put indestructible rainbows everywhere and kill a homophobe