MLP Haikus

Online reviewer and wannabe writer Random Richards writes a haiku for each episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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MY LITTLE PONY: A NEW GENERATION

Ponies segregate

Five defy mindset of fear

Crystals to connect

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ENDING OF THE END, PART 1

Discord was Grogar?

Villain Three gain full power

Ponies divided

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THE BIG MAC QUESTION

When friends try too hard

Make Mac and Belle’s day perfect

You get apple beasts

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GROWING UP IS HARD TO DO

To get to the fair

CMC wish themselves big

You can’t rush wisdom

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DARING DOUBT

D D smear campaign

Caballeron lures Fluttershy

Hear the whole story

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A HORSE SHOE-IN

Starlight needs a Vice

Trixie just can’t take a hint

The search for the best

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DRAGON DROPPED

Spike and Gabby: friends

Rare’s got the green eyed monster

What he means to them

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SHE TALKS TO ANGEL

Angel: full A-hole

Fluttershy gets overworked

They switch bodies

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THE SUMMER SUN SETBACK

Sis’s last Summer Sun

Villains sabotage the fest

How Twilight has grown

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A Trivial Pursuit

Twilight gone cray cray

She’ll stop at nothing to win

Lots of meme faces

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2, 4, 6, GREAAAT

It’s Buckball Season

Rainbow leads the cheerleaders

Neglects her duties

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THE LAST LAUGH

What’s Pinkie’s purpose

Cheese Sandwich the bureaucrat

Learn to laugh again

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BETWEEN DARK AND DAWN

Princess Holiday

Mane six try to run the show

A fear of chickens

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THE LAST CRUSADE

Scoot’s parents moving

Tries to convince them to stay

All the lives she’s changed

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STUDENT COUNSEL

Starlight’s overworked

Silverstream seeks cockatrice

Mudbriar gets stoned

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GONE TO SEED

Apple Harvest time

Apple Bloom: Seedling Hunter

Sceptical sister

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SWEET AND SMOKY

Garble’s peer pressure

Fluttershy helps Ember watch eggs

The flames of laughter