land of 15 lakes @mmax1million - Tumblr Blog

welcome to the lakes 🐟

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names: Max, Sammie, Matilda, a few others I think

age: 16

pronouns here

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Friends! (tags in parentheses)

@zowierat-yaps my bffl ride or die ily/p (# zowie!)

@term1n8er83 the southern one (# southern)

@eightpng this really fricken cool artist who everyone should see their art its amazing (# fsh)

@instntpot the bird that is the word (# bird)

# thelakescritters - me talking with buddies

# thelakes - prolly me yapping

# bumblingbrooks - me showing off music or guitar

# watercycle - reposts

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the versions

@mmax2million ventilation shaft

@mmax3million mostly just cod reposts

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i'm very friendly and wanna talk to people but i'm also mad awkward, don't be shy to reach out to me !!

no creeps. be shy if you're a creep.

zowierat-yaps

SWIMMERS ITCH BRO THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME

zowierat-yaps

@mmax1million

mmax1million

someone kil me please

#thelakescritters #zowie! mention #zowie!

herske

Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life

wooftphr

somethingusefulfromflorida

Give em the ole Razzle Dazzle

zowierat-yaps

OMG ITS @mmax1million FINNN FINNN LOOK AT THIS LOOK LOOK LOOK ITS YOU

mmax1million

holy moly it's me

#the lake #thelakescritters #zowie

lake or something idk im not good with colors don't kill me pls

#thelake

i think about my friends online friends and feel like a supportive forty year old dad

"how's your one friend... oh what was their name... Pluto? Oh, they go by Mac now? Well alrightie! How's Mac?"

fake names for the bit but ykwim

@zowierat-yaps

#thelake #thelakescritters #zowie! mention

in the end, it's always been you in a field.

(yeah i do be like im in a field yeah not in the BEST way but whatever yeah)

#thelake

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

do you think the fire nation had agent orange at some point

do you think they can bend agent orange

#thelake #atla

zowierat-yaps

dudeeeee my best friend gave me my birthday gifts early today and I'm genuinely so happy like you don't get it

like they gave me a greenday shirt that like looks the way I wanted (like I was looking for an American idiot shirt that wasn't just the album cover and they gave me one!!!!!!!)

then they got me two pin mystery things and I got a bee and a lil crow with a broken bottle and they are such cuties like dude I was genuinely jumping for joy because I love pins

and then they got us matching necklaces and I love it so much cause it got this lil spinny thing that I can spin and i normally struggle with keeping necklaces cause they are normally like heavy and so in notice them to often but this one is like super light the chain and charm are super light and I don't even notice it so like I might actually be able to keep it on for super long periods of time without it bugging me

and then they wrote the sweetest note ever and like genuinely had I not been in public I fear I would have sobbed like guys it was the sweetest thing ever like gahhhahhagahah I love twin so much like they are the best

this is all to say my best friend max is the best in the world and I'm keeping them in my pocket until they die

mmax1million

hi im late to this

you werent in public bae it was your basement

also please clean your pocket before putting me in there it might have crumbs in it

#thelakescritters #zowie!

zowierat-yaps