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He/They/It TME || PST || 20 || Aspiring Retiree ||Fish Freak || Writer || in a petri dish || Asks & DMs Open! || pjackk historian @MapleMoth on ao3

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey take those earbuds out. shows u a really loud picture of a horse

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[toasthaste]

according to An Immense World, apparently giant squid eyes are, like, UNREASONABLY large, even for something their size living at those depths. the next largest eyes on earth, blue whale eyes, are less than half the size, and swordfish, who live at similar depths as giant squid and have the largest eyes of any fish, have eyes that could fit inside a giant squid's pupil.

eyes hit serious diminishing returns wrt resource costs vs vision quality as they get bigger, so the question became: what the FUCK do giant (and colossal) squid need to see so badly that they couldn't see with swordfish-sized eyes that's justifying that massive energy cost? that nothing else in the deep ocean needs to see so fucking badly??

turns out the one strength eyes that big really have over much smaller eyes is: seeing large glowing objects in water deeper than 500 meters from an appreciable distance.

sperm whales are the primary predator of giant squid. sperm whales don't glow. BUT! water that deep is full of bioluminescent creatures-- these creatures light up when bumped into. something a sperm whale's size is continuously bumping into those critters, it's just surrounded by a glowing field all the time when it's swimming at those depths, visible from a distance-- if you have the right eyes-- as a massive glowing shape. so basically the only reason to have eyes the size of soccer balls is if you live in the deep ocean and your life depends on having a heads up when a hungry sperm whale lurking around

and also I gotta say, the imagery... the huge lurking threat betrayed only by the ambiguous glowing shape of its movements through the water, is really evocative, if spooky deep-sea games aren't already using that to make things extremely ominous then they should really start

[clubhoops]

Maya Moore recreated Michael Jordan’s iconic ring photo with her TWELVE championship rings 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[bigpussytown]

bart simpson said cowabunga today but his heart wasnt even in it dude. dont come to school tomrrow, its a grim omen

[egberts]

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

[egberts]

me noticing this had 900 notes: oh my god, labubu world blew up

my girlfriend, screaming across the house: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[beans-ahoy]

OpenGateLabs is shutting down unfortunately. They're clearing out stock, so if you need estradiol vials for cheap (upto 50 dollars off for some), now is probably the time before they close up

[beanieposting]

They're also selling progesterone from $10-30 off and estradiol dermal sprays at $40 off right now

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[krasnoarmeyets]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[jessebloom]

they released a secret gay episode of the bear???

[jessebloom]

glee was right. don’t stop believing.

[mousidy]

how can I be transmisogynistic? I didn't say trans women weren't welcome in my home, I said amabs

[mousidy]

microcosm of all of queer history lol. they exclude us "inclusively" while benefitting from what we've built

[dandelionsactually]

no it was bad like they had to edit the post

[mousidy]

I don't get genuinely mad often but I'm genuinely seething at "preference will go to AFAB performers" in the transfem owned dyke bar. in the transfem owned dyke bar. in the transfem owned dyke bar. find me a fucking queer space where these people WON'T discriminate against trans women cause at this point I don't think that sort of thing fucking exists

[mousidy]

these people need to stop fucking pretending their transphobia is somehow inclusion and GET OUT OF OUR SPACES

[mousidy]

agab language needs to go I'm insanely fucking sick of it. either fix your fucking hearts or accept that you're transphobic

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[teaboot]

Not to be rhe ten millionth person to say “USAmerican President Donald Trump Is An Incoherent Public Speaker Whose Train Of Thought Can Be Best Described As Scat Jazz” but I just remembered that when he talks at international events it is several dozen people’s job to translate what he’s saying and what he intends to say to world leaders in real time

And I desperately wish to hear how they do it

[teaboot]

If anyone reading this isn’t fluent enough in English to understand the sentences that man says, please know that he has essentially mixed a number of adjectives and topics together in a hat and is pulling them out at random like a horrible children’s game

[teaboot]

Like that waxy jaundiced bitch will straight up be like “J'étais sur internet l'autre jour – internet, la plus grande invention américaine. Et la Chine a “internet aussi. Pas un bon internet, pas comme le mien, j'ai un internet formidable. Les gens me disent : « Donald, ton internet est génial ! » On adore l'internet de Donald. Mais la Chine… Chine, Chine, Chine… Vous savez qu'ils mangent des oiseaux ? C'est terrible. J'adore les oiseaux. La Chine mange des oiseaux. Pas comme nous. Pas comme mes oiseaux. Mais vous savez, c'est comme ça, et c'est terrible. Mais voilà ce que je vais faire : je vais sauver les oiseaux. Je vais sauver internet et sauver les oiseaux. Tous ces magnifiques oiseaux. Pour l'Amérique. Et la Chine va nous détester pour ça. Ils vont nous détester parce qu'on est les meilleurs sur oiseaux”. And people will lose their minds

[angryraptor13]

International translators have had this problem for A While - if they *don't* clean up what he says to sound coherent, they look like they're doing a bad job.

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[teaboot]

oh my god