@guardianoftheparty:
*starts screaming, mostly in pain* AHHH WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GET OUT!!! MOROES!! MOROES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU COME FUCKING HELP ME!!!!!
*comes in unhurriedly, sighing* I’m sorry sir, I am prohibited from harming Khadgar. I can, however, give him a stern talking to. *he clears his throat* Now, now, Khadgar, this isn’t how good boys behave.
*is still writhing in pain as Khadgar kicks him* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? HES AN ADULT, NOT A SIX YEAR OLD WHO JUST PUSHED ANOTHER KID OVER!!! AND I GIVE YOU FUCKING PERMISSION TO HARM HIM, JUST FUCKING KILL HIM NOW!!!!!
*sighs so deeply he nearly ascends to another plane of being* I’m sorry sir, only Aegwynn may give me commands to kill or harm.









