*muffled disco music can be heard from Karazhan*

Medivh blog for World of Warcrack

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

@guardianoftheparty:

Ha, well at least I’m not so sad that I just inherited “friends” from some poor blood elf you somehow managed to fool with your “woe is me” shit! I’m surprised he hasn’t wised up and kicked you out yet!

Oh! This coming from the man in his late seventies who still lives with his mother! When will the charming, beautiful and lovely Lady Aegwynn wise up and kick you out, Medivh?

[guardianoftheparty]

Oh, you mean how I live in my house, where you fucking freeloaded off me for god knows how long until you found someone else to freeload off? At least I have money and a proper job, unlike what you try to pass off as “working”!

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

I’m thrilled to announce my latest theatrical masterpiece, The Smelly Wizard, will be shown tonight for the first time in Silvermoon City! Be mystified and disgusted at the titular character: a pathetic, pus-filled sack of a man named Medivh! Warnings to those seated in the front five rows: you will get wet! 

[guardianoftheparty]

Silvermoon you say? :) I’ll be sure to get myself a ticket! :)

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

#you’re fucked you little bitch 

Reported to the Regent Lord! Now it is you who is the little bitch who is fucked, you loathsome brute! 

[guardianoftheparty]

Ha! Running off to your little blood elf friends for protection? What are they going to do, I’m the fucking guardian!

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

At least I have friends, you sentient cum-rag with legs! 

[guardianoftheparty]

Ha, well at least I’m not so sad that I just inherited “friends” from some poor blood elf you somehow managed to fool with your “woe is me” shit! I’m surprised he hasn’t wised up and kicked you out yet!

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

I’m thrilled to announce my latest theatrical masterpiece, The Smelly Wizard, will be shown tonight for the first time in Silvermoon City! Be mystified and disgusted at the titular character: a pathetic, pus-filled sack of a man named Medivh! Warnings to those seated in the front five rows: you will get wet! 

[guardianoftheparty]

Silvermoon you say? :) I’ll be sure to get myself a ticket! :)

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

#you’re fucked you little bitch 

Reported to the Regent Lord! Now it is you who is the little bitch who is fucked, you loathsome brute! 

[guardianoftheparty]

Ha! Running off to your little blood elf friends for protection? What are they going to do, I’m the fucking guardian!

[to-barnes-or-not-to-barnes]

I’m thrilled to announce my latest theatrical masterpiece, The Smelly Wizard, will be shown tonight for the first time in Silvermoon City! Be mystified and disgusted at the titular character: a pathetic, pus-filled sack of a man named Medivh! Warnings to those seated in the front five rows: you will get wet! 

[guardianoftheparty]

Silvermoon you say? :) I’ll be sure to get myself a ticket! :)

[garonahalfawesome]

why is the little king flirting with the hot version of medivh

[guardianoftheparty]

There’s another version of me around? Where??

[garonahalfawesome]

#Is this one of those alternate timeline deals#If so#neat

i dont think so hes in stormwind and also i think a dragon

[guardianoftheparty]

#wait i have seen this boy before he is one of med'ans friends i think #or enemies

Well I’m pretty sure I’m not a dragon... or in Stormwind right now.

[garonahalfawesome]

why is the little king flirting with the hot version of medivh

[guardianoftheparty]

There’s another version of me around? Where??

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

#a pity he’s gone though #he was rather handsome

*tries to resist the urge to grimace but completely fail at both the erotic novel and the mention of Barnes* Ah yes… Barnes… Well I mean if you’re interested in getting him back here, I’m sure we can make him return! I mean he’s probably not got much going for him now!

#As much as you and I like the silence#having plays written about us was great#wasn’t it?

Hm, it was quite entertaining, and I have noticed the youths of today have all but forgotten our stories, resigning us prematurely to history! It couldn’t hurt for them to have a refresher in our epics in the form of a play or two. Why don’t you get in touch and see if he’ll accept another job? 

[guardianoftheparty]

*grins* Well I’ll see what I can do as soon as possible! I’m sure he’d be delighted to come back here, with the right kind of offer and at most some persuasion!

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

#hm do you think the orc blood is why med'an has so many boyfriends#wow look at me actually being impressed by that squirt of a grandson for once!#how times change

*is just having the worst time right now despite the fact Aegwynn has been here around 5 minutes maximum* Mum please I do not need to hear any of this! You wouldn’t like it if I talked about anything like this to you!

#Can we just both get back to what we were doing and forget this conversation ever went this way

*rolls her eyes and tucks the coat over her arm* Well, I’ll get back to what I was doing, certainly, but you, sir, are in dire need of a shower. You probably have a small ecosystem thriving in all the cheeto dust stuck in your beard.

[guardianoftheparty]

#and don’t frown so much darling#it will give you wrinkles

*reflexively reaches up to touch his beard, and grimaces when he realises that yeah, it’s kinda nasty* Alright fine, I’ll shower. If you give me some privacy at least.

[aegwinner]

Good. I’ve got some anti-ageing cream in the cupboard it wouldn’t hurt to use either– just a tiny bit, though. Seriously, it’s enchanted to actually reverse the flow of time slightly. You do not want to put too much of that on, believe me. *she flicks her wrist and materialises a clearly erotic novel* If you need me, I’ll be reading in the theatre. So lovely and quiet in there without Barnes! 

[guardianoftheparty]

#a pity he's gone though #he was rather handsome

*tries to resist the urge to grimace but completely fail at both the erotic novel and the mention of Barnes* Ah yes... Barnes... Well I mean if you’re interested in getting him back here, I’m sure we can make him return! I mean he’s probably not got much going for him now!

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

#hm do you think the orc blood is why med'an has so many boyfriends#wow look at me actually being impressed by that squirt of a grandson for once!#how times change

*is just having the worst time right now despite the fact Aegwynn has been here around 5 minutes maximum* Mum please I do not need to hear any of this! You wouldn’t like it if I talked about anything like this to you!

#Can we just both get back to what we were doing and forget this conversation ever went this way

*rolls her eyes and tucks the coat over her arm* Well, I’ll get back to what I was doing, certainly, but you, sir, are in dire need of a shower. You probably have a small ecosystem thriving in all the cheeto dust stuck in your beard.

[guardianoftheparty]

#and don't frown so much darling#it will give you wrinkles

*reflexively reaches up to touch his beard, and grimaces when he realises that yeah, it’s kinda nasty* Alright fine, I’ll shower. If you give me some privacy at least.

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

*has the foresight to at least look surprised at the question* Well no of course not mum! All that’s definitely far behind me, nothing to worry about!

*for some reason seems to accept that answer completely* Oh, good! I’d have to kill you otherwise, and I’m really not in the mood for that. Truth be told I’m still rather knackered after a lovely night with an orc woman on my way back here. 

[guardianoftheparty]

#i see why you had an interest in garona now #must run in the family

*looks aghast* Mum I really don’t need to know about all that! You’re my mother!

[aegwinner]

#also uh#weren’t you rather against the concept of orcs previously#kept calling them savages?

Hm, I suppose you have a point there. Though, in the relevant context to my exciting night, if the word “savage” was used at all should not be used in any negative manner, if you know what I mean. 

[guardianoftheparty]

#hm do you think the orc blood is why med'an has so many boyfriends#wow look at me actually being impressed by that squirt of a grandson for once!#how times change

*is just having the worst time right now despite the fact Aegwynn has been here around 5 minutes maximum* Mum please I do not need to hear any of this! You wouldn’t like it if I talked about anything like this to you!

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

*has the foresight to at least look surprised at the question* Well no of course not mum! All that’s definitely far behind me, nothing to worry about!

*for some reason seems to accept that answer completely* Oh, good! I’d have to kill you otherwise, and I’m really not in the mood for that. Truth be told I’m still rather knackered after a lovely night with an orc woman on my way back here. 

[guardianoftheparty]

#i see why you had an interest in garona now #must run in the family

*looks aghast* Mum I really don’t need to know about all that! You’re my mother!

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

#and don’t swear at me medivh

*actually sits up properly, flicking his wrist to turn off the music using magic* Wait, did you just come back to find a coat? Seriously, you could have at least mention you were leaving for what, a year?

Well obviously I didn’t intend to be gone quite so long, dear. You know how it is, at my age you get comfy on the massage table at the goblin spa and before you know it, you’ve been asleep for twelve months!

[guardianoftheparty]

#racked up quite the bill while i was there i’ll tell you that much 

….Huh. So, are you planning on staying around for long now? I mean, a little warning would have been nice so I could have been… *looks around the mess of his room* …prepared I guess.

[aegwinner]

Oh please, your room is always a disgrace. But to answer your question, yes, I do plan on staying in Karazhan for a while– provided you haven’t been possessed by Sargeras again, of course. *she narrows her eyes* You… haven’t been possessed again, have you? 

[guardianoftheparty]

*has the foresight to at least look surprised at the question* Well no of course not mum! All that’s definitely far behind me, nothing to worry about!

[aegwinner]

@guardianoftheparty:

#and don’t swear at me medivh

*actually sits up properly, flicking his wrist to turn off the music using magic* Wait, did you just come back to find a coat? Seriously, you could have at least mention you were leaving for what, a year?

Well obviously I didn’t intend to be gone quite so long, dear. You know how it is, at my age you get comfy on the massage table at the goblin spa and before you know it, you’ve been asleep for twelve months!

[guardianoftheparty]

#racked up quite the bill while i was there i'll tell you that much 

....Huh. So, are you planning on staying around for long now? I mean, a little warning would have been nice so I could have been... *looks around the mess of his room* ...prepared I guess.

[guardianoftheparty]

*is currently in his room, crying and eating ice cream while listening to loud sad music*

[aegwinner]

*teleports in and looks around* Darling, have you seen my coat? I must’ve left it here somewhere…

[guardianoftheparty]

*shrieks* MUM??? WHAT THE FUCK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?!!?

[aegwinner]

#also can you NOT KNOCK??? PLEASE???

Oh, who knows. *she crosses the room and rifles through a wardrobe, eventually finding the missing coat* I knew it was here! Wonderful.

[guardianoftheparty]

#and don't swear at me medivh

*actually sits up properly, flicking his wrist to turn off the music using magic* Wait, did you just come back to find a coat? Seriously, you could have at least mention you were leaving for what, a year?

[guardianoftheparty]

*is currently in his room, crying and eating ice cream while listening to loud sad music*

[aegwinner]

*teleports in and looks around* Darling, have you seen my coat? I must’ve left it here somewhere…

[guardianoftheparty]

*shrieks* MUM??? WHAT THE FUCK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?!!?

[guardianoftheparty]

*is currently in his room, crying and eating ice cream while listening to loud sad music*

[medangerzone]

@guardianoftheparty:

*looks slightly uncertain, but nods anyway* Ok, I think I can do it by myself. It’s in my room, yeah?

–

*nods* Yep! I’ll be in the room opposite if you need any help.

[guardianoftheparty]

*looks a bit less worried now, knowing Med’an will be close by* Ok then! *leaves to go put his coat and everything on*