Modern Narcissus

Vibin on this world, in love with myself and waiting for my life to take an tragic end

[modern-narcissus]

Imma start using booby traps to defend my income from the IRS

[modern-narcissus]

Less of a fuckboy than a fuckable boy

[modern-narcissus]

In a magic World, we would have no way of differentiating reincarnation magic and suicide magic.

[modern-narcissus]

What are books?

[modern-narcissus]

I wanna date a god. Anyone know Apollo’s phone number??

[modern-narcissus]

Where did all the people order the cute on their faces??

[modern-narcissus]

Wedding. Alkohol. Fun

[modern-narcissus]

I ducking love fake tumblr stories. It’s like writing fanfic of your own life.

[modern-narcissus]

I don’t know who need to hear it, but I love you. I’ll make extra room in my heart, next to my eco especially for you <3

[modern-narcissus]

Since nobody apparently what’s my love I’m going to retract the offer. Y’all should feel a little less loved.

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[modern-narcissus]

Bae goals (i mean the centipedes)

[modern-narcissus]

What if reincarnation exists, but this is the first time we’re conscious. Like the probability to be born as a sentient being is so low (cause the are soo many non-sentient animals and insects etc.), that this is our first time and we don’t remember our past lives, cause we were not aware of our own existence.

[modern-narcissus]

More important frog messages for Instagram

[modern-narcissus]

I don’t know who need to hear it, but I love you. I’ll make extra room in my heart especially for you <3

[pukicho]

Sometimes I’m so sexy I can’t even look at myself in the mirror because if I do I’ll see the shadow figure behind me and it scares me

[modern-narcissus]

Mood (to the first part), the second scares me. Are you ok?

[pukicho]

People: “what happens after death? Must we truly be judged for an existence of afterlife with but a measly 80 years of Earthtly-experience? Could heaven truly be so unfairly tailored?”

All other animals: I pissed on that so it’s mine. I love to shit!!!!!

[modern-narcissus]

Why is it written, like you exclude yourself from the human race??

[pukicho]

Because I love to shit

[modern-narcissus]

Look! pukicho reblogged me! I’m famous now!!!

[pukicho]

People: “what happens after death? Must we truly be judged for an existence of afterlife with but a measly 80 years of Earthtly-experience? Could heaven truly be so unfairly tailored?”

All other animals: I pissed on that so it’s mine. I love to shit!!!!!

[modern-narcissus]

Why is it written, like you exclude yourself from the human race??

[modern-narcissus]

Fuck beauty standards. Everybody has to be more beautiful than me. I impose a beauty minimum.