The Valkyrie

Hej! If yer looking for Sigrid, then you've found her. Feel free to wander around, try some beer, have a bite to eat, whatever ya want. I might show ya around if I'm in the mood to. Magic anon: none Relationship status: Single Health status: Normal Art credits [Indie fem!Denmark account. Single verse. Please read the rules for info!]

[agamemnoncrying]

Kink List ―

[vargkonung-deactivated20161002]

Bold loves, italicise maybe’s, and strikethrough hard no’s. Feel free to use your own system and explain it in tags. Reblog this post and edit for your character’s (or even your) list. Rec stands for receiving, giv for giving.

anal (rec)(giv) ⦁ stretching (rec)(giv) ⦁ begging ⦁ blindfolds ⦁ sensory deprivation ⦁ oral (rec)(giv) ⦁ worship (rec)(giv) ⦁ bondage ⦁ collars ⦁ safe sex ⦁ unsafe sex ⦁ rape play ⦁ degradation ⦁ fingering (rec)(giv) ⦁ public humiliation ⦁ slapping ⦁ impact play ⦁ porn ⦁ humiliation  ⦁ servitude ⦁ photography/video ⦁ exhibitionism ⦁ lace ⦁ voyeurism ⦁ group sex ⦁ gangbangs (rec)(giv) ⦁ petplay ⦁ painful toys ⦁ pleasure toys ⦁ sexual pain ⦁ sensation play ⦁ temperature play ⦁ leather ⦁ PVC/vinyl ⦁ costumes ⦁ lingerie ⦁ public sex ⦁  hickeys ⦁ mutual masturbation ⦁ obedience training ⦁ bloodplay ⦁ watersports ⦁ roleplay ⦁ double ended dildos ⦁ double penetration ⦁ orders (rec)(giv) ⦁ seduction ⦁ orgasm control/denial ⦁  punishment ⦁ reward ⦁ spanking ⦁ marks ⦁ biting ⦁ vaginal (rec)(giv) ⦁ strap-ons ⦁ hair pulling ⦁ verbal bondage ⦁ choking ⦁ foodplay ⦁ chastity ⦁ forced nudity ⦁ high heels ⦁ gags ⦁ ageplay ⦁ body painting/writing  ⦁ breast bondage ⦁ caging ⦁ chakra play ⦁ clamps and clips ⦁ cross dressing ⦁ semen ⦁ phone sex ⦁ femdom ⦁ daddy kink (rec)(giv) ⦁ 69 ⦁ clothes on ⦁ cybersex ⦁ performances ⦁ titles (Master, etc) ⦁ stripping ⦁ fireplay ⦁ burning (rec)(giv) ⦁ light bondage ⦁ beating ⦁ objectification ⦁ prostitution ⦁ knifeplay ⦁ dirty talk ⦁ self-bondage ⦁ rough sex ⦁ teasing (rec)(giv) ⦁ tying up (rec)(giv)

― Feel free to add and remove per your discretion. Remember to tag as NSFW.

[modetereidodt]

I realized I somehow never got the new xkit on this chrome profile so I did. I meant to install editable reblogs but apparently instead installed edible reblogs.

[outofcontextfoodnetwork]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

same tbh

[modetereidodt]

[She’s twice your size Erik u really wanna pull this shit] [She just tackles him to the ground like fuck u]

[kettiroghestar]

/inhuman noise considering that minorly hurt and surprise but u know what counterattack: Clings onto her around the neck and waist./ Auntie please.

[modetereidodt]

Please what, nephew? [She just puts all her weight on top of him good luck Erik]

[modetereidodt]

[Smiles]

[Takes out her phone, pulls him over, and takes a selfie with him]

Great, I needed a new profile picture.

[kettiroghestar]

/He won’t let his internet reputation be destroyed but consider that he’ll not make some shit face at the camera and smile like a decent person./

/She isn’t scotch-free though. Just gonna shOVE her with a rough body push fuck u./

[modetereidodt]

[She’s twice your size Erik u really wanna pull this shit] [She just tackles him to the ground like fuck u]

[modetereidodt]

[Stares at him]

[Reaches over and just MUSSES HIS HAIR ALL UP]

What was t’at?

[kettiroghestar]

/ :^))))))))))) /

/There’s no reaction. The stare is returned :^)/

[modetereidodt]

[Smiles]

[Takes out her phone, pulls him over, and takes a selfie with him]

Great, I needed a new profile picture.

[modetereidodt]

Great hair is earned, not given.

[kettiroghestar]

I’ve had great hair since birth? How can you look at me and think that at one point in time my hair has been bad.

[modetereidodt]

[Stares at him]

[Reaches over and just MUSSES HIS HAIR ALL UP]

What was t’at?

[modetereidodt]

Some Swedish woman at the bar got offended when I mocked her accent and opinions for some reason. She wasn’t nearly as tough as she acted t’ough, kinda pat’etic.

[landetavfjorderogdaler-blog]

Congratulations on the victory. Did you get hurt at all?

@modetereidodt

[modetereidodt]

If I say I did, would ya kiss it better?

[modetereidodt]

On the one hand I’d be t’ worst mot’er ever, but on t’ ot’er hand, my kid would have t’ most kickass hair on t’ playground.

[kettiroghestar]

Explain why I don’t have kickass hair then?

[modetereidodt]

I’m not yer mot’er. Gotta pity ya t’ough - I t’ought being gay as hell meant you automatically got great hair, but t’at seems to have failed you.

[kettiroghestar]

/Hand over his mouth+small gasp in fake emotional pain :’^(/ Fuck you I have great hair.

[modetereidodt]

Great hair is earned, not given.

[modetereidodt]

On the one hand I’d be t’ worst mot’er ever, but on t’ ot’er hand, my kid would have t’ most kickass hair on t’ playground.

[kettiroghestar]

Explain why I don’t have kickass hair then?

[modetereidodt]

I’m not yer mot’er. Gotta pity ya t’ough - I t’ought being gay as hell meant you automatically got great hair, but t’at seems to have failed you.

[modetereidodt]

On the one hand I’d be t’ worst mot’er ever, but on t’ ot’er hand, my kid would have t’ most kickass hair on t’ playground.

[titanessofthenorth-blog]

Sigrid’s Gift

[modetereidodt]

Steak sounds perfect! [Man if she knew it were this easy, she’d have come by every day.] 

[titanessofthenorth-blog]

Perfect. Then steak it is. What would you suggest to have on the side?

@modetereidodt

[modetereidodt]

Potatoes. [There’s not even the slightest hesitation]

[titanessofthenorth-blog]

Sigrid’s Gift

[modetereidodt]

Markets do have food mor, but t’ey don’t love me and feed me for free because I’m not t’eir beautiful daughter.

[titanessofthenorth-blog]

Of course, how could I have forgotten. *smiles and caresses Sigrid’s cheek.* Would you like steak for tonight’s dinner?

@modetereidodt

[modetereidodt]

Steak sounds perfect! [Man if she knew it were this easy, she’d have come by every day.] 

[anxietyhaver]

[psijii-deactivated20151030]

“ why don’t you talk about yourself more? open up ! “

[titanessofthenorth-blog]

Sigrid’s Gift

[modetereidodt]

[Well that’s disappointing, she thought this was going to be hilarious.]

Maybe. 

…Anyway, you have food? I forgot to go grocery shopping.

[titanessofthenorth-blog]

I do have food, and you realize this is not the market?

@modetereidodt

[modetereidodt]

Markets do have food mor, but t’ey don’t love me and feed me for free because I’m not t’eir beautiful daughter.

[modetereidodt]

It is again time for someone to feed me and call me pretty.

[carolinus-rex]

If only that were easy I would have signed myself up for some of that as well. Sadly men today aren’t as romantic as they used to be.

[modetereidodt]

I don’t need more romance, got plenty of t’at. Nah, t’is is just me asking for what I deserve, which is food and compliments. Ya got any for me?