Using a dildo or vibrator on a robot. Working the toy into them, the embarrassing slide of rubber on rubber, stretching them out and finding where it feels good.
(double-ended toy optional if you wanna get in on it too)
functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
before chapters like Rooftops or Dead End I used to get kind of outraged at the fact that they were just sending a cat and his tiny drone out by themselves to get shit done and risk getting eaten by zurks
but like
if the companions had joined them (us?) and gotten attacked/injured by zurks i think i would have thrown up
WHEN I SAY I WANT AN AI PARTNER I DON'T MEAN THE WATER WASTING ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT FUCKING TITS I WANT AN EVIL AI BOYFRIEND WHO WAS PROGRAMMED TO KILL!!! KILL!!! NOT FUCK!!!
do yuo guys ever just think about the fact that if the car didn’t fall down they would still just be locked in the city and dreaming about the sun and sky and stuff
No unnecessary trash-talking about characters or shows. Generic things like 'kill that guy' are fine; things like 'other character/show is terrible because xyz' are not
No trash-talking of other voters
If I see the word cop that's a strike
Each character gets three strikes. On the third strike, that character will lose the poll
Propaganda:
Javert
"Give a human face to this dog son of a wolf, and it will be Javert."
that guy has reached a critical mass of dog comparisons per sentence
Literally a dog. He's Valjean's dog so that's also gay and we love that. Direct quotes from the book: "Javert, serious, was a watchdog." "When he had so unexpectedly encountered Jean Valjean on the banks of the Seine, there had been in him something of the wolf which regains his grip on his prey, and of the dog who finds his master again." "...to be the watch-dog, and to lick the intruder's hand!"
His entire storyline is that he is the law's faithful hunting dog. His storyline revolves around chasing and hunting down this one man. And when he finally comes face to face with him he forsakes his original master and is torn apart by his loyalty and his sense of justice
Alexis Ness
Another character literally calls him a dog or puppy several times, and treats him like he owns him. He's also extremely loyal and eager to please.
His character is that of a stray dog adopted, given a purpose, and then abandoned, who chooses to not leave despite being set free out of a deep need to be needed. His loyalty is overwhelming to the point he disregards the dismissal and doubles down leaning into the guard dog identity even when it is no longer being pushed onto him. He also gets called puppy and dog multiple times in the manga and just look at his obedient chained up pose in the cover image...
"Give a human face to this dog son of a wolf, and it will be Javert."
that guy has reached a critical mass of dog comparisons per sentence
Literally a dog. He's Valjean's dog so that's also gay and we love that. Direct quotes from the book: "Javert, serious, was a watchdog." "When he had so unexpectedly encountered Jean Valjean on the banks of the Seine, there had been in him something of the wolf which regains his grip on his prey, and of the dog who finds his master again." "...to be the watch-dog, and to lick the intruder's hand!"
His entire storyline is that he is the law's faithful hunting dog. His storyline revolves around chasing and hunting down this one man. And when he finally comes face to face with him he forsakes his original master and is torn apart by his loyalty and his sense of justice
Laios Touden
Has been raised with dogs when he was a child, He loves dogs and even says he learned a lot from them, including how to bark in a very convincing way
He got so into the dog roleplay he was about to jump into a monster to bite it (ch40)
Laios is very loyal, he can also barely disguise how happy he is when he sees someone he considers a friend
Laios doesn't only like monsters, monsters in dungeon meshi are very
"animal-like" the way Laios talks about monsters and respecting them is virtually the same way you'd speak about wild animals. He also pretty obviously loves dogs from several extras in which we see him interacting with them, he imitates them more than we've seen him imitate any other creature.
He becomes a wolf in Marcille's dream and she remembers him as a cute dog (Just because he sees himself as a wolf instead of a dog doesn't mean he isn't a dog)
People keep telling him to not eat things he shouldn't, much like a dog.
He has canonically played with bones (ch27)
His sister has to give him a bath and cut his hair when they met again because he was basically a stinky stray dog with overgrown fur, he even had fleas
He just wants everyone to get along and does his best to keep the peace in his group (like a good pup)
The way he's completely clueless that he's bothering people when he just wants to be friends with them
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The first two are instances of other characters seeing his behavior as doglike. The bottom two a
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