Her Royal Moistness

•Don't deny the moisture•

[moisttess]

My ears were burning tonight! Excuse me but soggy bottoms 😱 HOW DARE YOU DAVEY BOI WE ONLY HAVE MOIST BOTTOMS IN HOLBY

[tessbateman]

heard fletch has a new fancy woman 😒

[moisttess]

EXCUSE US??? CLEARLY CANNOT HANDLE THE MOISTURE😒!

[moisttess]

New Product Placement!

If your conversations ever run dry, try Mini Moistness™! They are little drips of water you can splash on your conversations to make them interesting again! Look online at www.minimoistness.org.uk/moisttess for a deal! £5 off if you buy 3 or more.

[moisttess]

#hatersbackoff

All you haters can go get moist and join my squad of Moistettes! #moistettes unite! If you don't want to, the door is ➡️out there😉

[moisttess]

#haters

Leave Cuz my bodies too MOISTILICIOUS for yas!

[moisttess]

I AM BACK

Hello fellow Moistettes! I have been away from tumblr for a while since I have been on holiday on the island of Moistwaii, relaxing by the moist blue sea. I’ve had a lovely time and decided to finally return to tumblr and sprinkle my moistness back on the world.

[casualtyfanaic]

When you let Moist Tess into a club…..

[moisttess]

I am the dancing Queen moist and wet only, actually my darlings it's rude to ask a lady's age.

[moisttess]

Just thought I may as well come out and say it... I'm a worm ...

[moisttess]

I spy me! look at all that moisture 😱

[oldpalegoth-deactivated20190613]

The Moist Tess Rap:  (Well the beginning.)

Tess is wetter than a waterspout,

Take her home and dry her out…

[moisttess]

This is wonderful thank you 😄

[moisttess]

I spy me! look at all that moisture 😱

[moisttess]

Saturdays are dry af these days #bringbackthemoisture2k16

[moist-tess]

i long for the sweet embrace of death

[moisttess]

We don't do sweet here dear, it's MOIST only. But it's lovely to know I have fans.😘

WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER!! THERE IS ONLY ONE MOIST TESS! And that’s ME 💁🏽

[moisttess]

The MoistMaker 3000

For everyone who is interested, I don't need a hairdryer - let me introduce the MoistMaker 3000! It sprays moisture for a 3 mile radius and keeps you moist for days! Available in all good supermarkets. (Moistrose, Moscos and Moistbury's are my personal favourites)

[moisttess]

Me and Vanessa the carp would have been best friends just imagine all the moisture😱

[casualtyconfessions]

[moisttess]

That's my aim. Spreading moisture whenever and however I can

[casualtyconfessions]

[moisttess]

Bit rude! But it my moisture, it making the ground unsafe for walking, hence all the slipping! Sorry guys but my moisture is too strong.

[casualtyconfessions]

[lovelaceisntdead]

This just makes me laugh because in no way is this going to make her stop. You’re just going to make her stronger.

Moist Tess cannot be controlled

[moisttess]

The people speak the truth!

My moisture keep running away! It's like bitch you are too dry let me moisturiser you!

I laugh at all the hate! Cuz the haters make me stronger!

The dry is in the past! Moist is the way forward! Never deny the moisture it will reach you in the end!