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I’m sorry, you want us to stand here and hold this jar of molasses why?

#molasses #djibouti #africa #confused children #perplexedness #I've got a bunch of adorable street children pictures from when I went to Rwanda years ago #(Pre-molasses #to be clear)#but they all just look happy and excited #I love how confused these kids look

From hunting Al-Shabaab in Somalia to escorting Molasses through southern Djibouti, this fellow has an interesting year. Molasses was honored to meet him.

#molasses #February 2016 #Djibouti #soldier #I've got a few other pictures of Molasses with the escorts - they're pretty great #this one was the most professional looking #I'll post the other ones...some other time

No, Mother, we are not drunk, we are having a good time. Good gods. Do you even remember what that’s like anymore?

#Molasses #january 2016 #stuffed animals #always good friends #that...bear? definitely looks not quite with it #the mouse looks pretty sharp though! go mouse! bet he's the DD

“Frank, hun, what kind of club did you say this is again? There are some strange looking people in line...”

#molasses #december 2015 #christmas cow #arab molasses is my current favorite #he's so stylish!#and the christmas cows fit the extra costumes so nicely #they're totally a couple

Naturally, the Molasses has spend his entire time stuck in this snow bubble doing his readings and getting ahead for the semester. He is an example to us all.

He didn’t help at all with the shoveling though. Supercilious prick.

#molasses #january 2016 #snowzilla #I on the other hand played lots of games and drank lots of wine #and shoveled lots of snow #though not as much as my parents who are crazy people

Buddha Statue, stop laughing. Baby Nutella, listen to me. This is serious. Guys, it’s time for the meeting!

Okay. Thanks. Ahem. So, welcome to the first Objects Anonymous meeting. I’m Molasses, and I’ve been objectified for three years.

#molasses #january 2016 #buddha #nutella #i would like to share my disappointment #that googling what to nutella and buddha have in common #comes up with zero results #so this is what you get

Molasses is prepared to see the year out in style. Farewell, 2015! Hello, the future.

#molasses #december 2015 #bethany beach #coconut #new years #I really liked that horse shoe crab #it was covered in all these barnacles and other hangers on #live building on life #as it does #ah the ocean

Yeeees, kitty, tell me the secrets of this “christmas” we are celebrating! Advise me on how to be festive! More dinosaurs, pronto!

#Molasses #December 2013 #christmas #cat #kitty cat #bailsy boo #mr fluffy pants #lord fluffington #trouble #he's so terrible #ahemmmm #so am I just posting on holidays now?#oops #maybe one day I will not be soaking in stress and have the right energy to post something interesting!#but...not today

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night!

#molasses #Thanksgiving #november 2015 #Felix made it in!#Yay Felix!#He's the best #I miss playing him #(He's the drunk fire-happy gnome wizard on top of the Molasses)#(he's perfect)

One day, I will find someone to ride with me. We will ride through leaves and snow and flowers, and then our time will come. We will be called, together or separately. We will be called upon to fulfill our higher purpose. We will be cookies, or bread, or...well, yeah, probably one of those two.

#molasses #October 2013 #orvieto #italy #some kind of motor bike?#We're talking about the juvenile justice system in class and the teacher asked #The system is so messed up here in the great United States! Isn't that surprising?#And I said Noooope #who are we kidding #we're fools in a foolish world

If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.

Or you’re practicing self care - good for you, buddy, go back to meditating.

#molasses #turkey #cappadocia #august 2015 #So I'm writing this paper on zero tolerance policies in schools #and man am I pissed #so I take a break and look at my google news feed #and man am I still pissed #the world is broken and I can't fix it so I'm going to go work on my adult coloring book

The world is bright and clear and green, and damn if it doesn’t feel like the first real day of fall. What a gorgeous day to be alive.

#molasses #september 2013 #california #marie's #I honestly have no clue where this photo is from #but since it's marie's I'm guessing California?#but she does travel a lot - the fiend #I'm imagining that today looks like this somewhere #somewhere that is not my study #somewhere that is not covered in textbooks and obligations

The people who carved out this room 1000 years ago never dreamed that it would one day be graced by the one (of many), the only (one we brought on the trip), the Molasses!

#molasses #august 2015 #goreme open air museum #cappadocia #turkey #this place was super neat #but I liked the random cliff faces speckled with homes better

And there, beneath the city of Istanbul, the Medusa lies. Not dead, not asleep. Not waiting, because waiting implies expectation. Possibly the word we're looking for here is...dormant.

#molasses #august 2015 #istanbul #turkey #terry pratchett #guards guards quote #hah #I finally worked one in #anyway this was super cool #it's just in the cistern #an upside down medusa head #'cause why the frick not

No, Mom, I don’t wanna come home. I wanna stay here forever. Ambiguous Feline and I are happy together, gosh darn it!

#molasses #istanbul #turkey #august 2015 #ruins #ruins everythere #you cannot escape them no matter how you try #they haunt me still though I've escaped their clutches for nearly a week #perhaps one day I shall be free #free at last

Always ready to act, to protect, to save. No matter the danger, no matter the cost. Lying in wait, outside the ladies room. No, wait, that doesn’t sound right.

#molasses #turkey #august 2015 #fire extinguishers #also axes #battle axes I believe #and shovels and stuff #'cause yo man we're prepared for anything #even baking emergencies

First day! First ruins! So exciting! I bet these are the best ruins anywhere ever! We’ll never see another column again! Photograph all of them, for posterity!

#molasses #selçuk #turkey #july 2015 #Basilica of St. John #they use these ancient columns for pathways and stuff there are so freaking many of them #nobody cares about columns #no one

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