You hang up on me again I'll gut you like a fish

They/Them | ♋️ | Pansexual | Nonbinary | I have a lot of emotion about a lot of things | Banner: our-sinister-night

[greelin]

can someone do this to me

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[hellowearerats]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[chilewithcarnage]

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[catchymemes]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[thoodleoo]

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

[thoodleoo]

apparently stores are running out of hacky sacks. their voracity for hacky sack is outpacing the supply chain. beautiful hacky sack world

[beggars-opera]

Ahhh, it's the Great Yo-Yo Shortage of 1997 all over again

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[dailycatsblog]

[sandmandaddy69]

[captain-talla]

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.