SOUND OF YOUR HEART.

MOLLY ALICE. Hello, sunshine! I'm Molly, but I'm almost positive you know that already. I promise I'm not being cocky; my name's in my URL, and it's written pretty obnoxiously big right above this, so! Anyway, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty-two (plus one), and I'm currently a junior at spoiled rich kid school. I'm majoring in Marketing and Public Relations, and if you're still reading this, then I truly do applaud you. + var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5412751"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); / var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3207786"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

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TEXTS ✉️ MOLIA

NIA: ...Seriously? You could've asked. But okay then. Maybe it's time to put it all on the table.

NIA: First of all, it's kind of pointless to ask you if you know how this feels, because you don't. This has always been your life. Which is fine, it works for you. But putting aside all the abandonment issues, lying, and general destruction of what I thought was my life until then, having people watch everything you do is just...weird. Stressful. Overwhelming.

NIA: I don't want to be known for anything he does. Elijah Puckerman doesn't give a damn about me. And that's not even me being bitter over him being a ghost until I was seventeen, I mean he looked straight at me and STILL decided I wasn't good enough. He left. Then Jake got his stamp of approval and all but did the same thing. That man's fame has done nothing but completely fuck over my family. I want no part of it.

MOLLY: You don't know the first thing about my life, angel. But I'll slide right past that.

MOLLY: I see what you're saying, but honestly, all I'm getting from it is a sob story and the fact that you're just going to roll over and let the man win.

MOLLY: Living your life and being around people who could potentially make you happy is not relying on him or his fame. If anything, enrolling in a college for privileged offspring is, but I digress...

MOLLY: You isolating yourself like this? This is how he's winning.

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TEXT 📩 MOSHANNA 👗😎

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: Beliefs can't be quantified as data, Molly.

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: Yes, well, no I am not interested in starting a relationship with one of my professors.

MOLLY HUMMEL: Well, there's probably some kind of statistic proof out there. Let me google.

MOLLY HUMMEL: "This is where the numbers get tough. Given half a billion potential soul mates, your chance of finding your true love is one in 10,000. Monroe speculates on the consequences of such a world where a vast majority will remain alone."

MOLLY HUMMEL: There.

MOLLY HUMMEL: ...Oh. I probably should've read that first.

MOLLY HUMMEL: There are some hot professors?

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TEXT 📩 MOLDELAIDE 👉👌

ADDY: ...L O L.

ADDY: You can spend the night, Dora.

MOLLY: I planned on it.

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TEXT 📩 MOLDELAIDE 👉👌

ADDY: she speaks the truth.

ADDY: fair enough. now i want to watch that fucking movie though, asshole. Come over and let me pierce your ears with a needle, ice cube, and apple.

MOLLY: Always.

MOLLY: My ears are already pierced, and I'm a little tired. Though, just because I'd like to watch the movie too, I guess I'll be there shortly.

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TEXT 📩 MOLDELAIDE 👉👌

ADDY: You look hot in them for some reason and I can't put my finger on it. And without the clothes? yes please.

ADDY: It's fitting. Especially with the English Grandmother look you throw in sometimes.

MOLLY: That's because you usually have two fingers in it.

MOLLY: Hmm. The name Mildred just makes me think of The Parent Trap when Hallie as Annie gets the call from her "friend at camp," so as lovely as it is, I think I'll stick with Molly.

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TEXT 📩 MOSHANNA 👗😎

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: How sure are you exactly? Quantify it for me please. I'd like to hear a measurable breakdown of this confidence level you have regarding this issue.

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: Eww, no. Ugh, I want to date, not end up a tired cliche.

MOLLY HUMMEL: I am absolutely, 100% certain. Never been more sure of anything. I like to believe there is somebody out there for everyone, and that definitely does not exclude you.

MOLLY HUMMEL: Just a suggestion!

MOLLY HUMMEL: You just have to be patient. It'll happen, I promise.

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TEXTS ✉️ MOLIA

NIA: Same place it was three years ago, I'd expect.

NIA: You know why I can't, Molls.

MOLLY: I doubt it.

MOLLY: No, actually, I don't. I've never fully understood you.

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TEXT 📩 MOLDELAIDE 👉👌

ADDY: Because your expressive eyebrows aren't included.

ADDY: neither is your Dora the Explorer backpack, which is required for full understanding of all Molly Hummel matters.

ADDY: your mom should've named you Mildred, by the way.

MOLLY: You can make fun of my clothing all you want; it never seems to be an issue when you're removing it.

MOLLY: Oh? Why's that?

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TEXT 📩 MOSHANNA 👗😎

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: We didn't made it even 48 hours.

[a beat]

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: Ugh, I just want to date someone who wants to date me.

[another beat]

SHOSHANNA BEN ISRAEL: I want to actually date.

MOLLY HUMMEL: Oh.

MOLLY HUMMEL: Well, you will, my queen! I'm sure there are plenty of people who want to date you, and I'm sure they'll last more than 48 hours.

MOLLY HUMMEL: You said it yourself, you need a woman, not a girl.

MOLLY HUMMEL: Have you considered a professor?

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TEXT 📩 MOLDELAIDE 👉👌

ADDY: Hi there, Snow White.

ADDY: Are you done being mad at me now?

MOLLY: I was never mad at you. Why can't you read my sarcasm through a phone?

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@patrickstarevans: @mollyhums i found niall horan's head photoshopped onto my body

@mollyhums: @patrickstarevans that's hilarious! They must really think he's growing up.

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@conradporter: @mollyhumms 😳😳😳😳😳

@mollyhums: @conradporter may I help you, sir?

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@leviabrams: @mollyhums that's the exact reason why I stopped going into my tag

@mollyhums: @leviabrams I'll check your tag for you xoxo

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@finneganray: @mollyhums this is great but also highly disturbing. I rarely check my tags anywhere, people are getting extremely good at the photoshop thing.

@mollyhums: @finneganray it's terrifying, isn't it? Hilarious! But terrifying.

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TEXT 📩 MOLDREW 👽🙅

ANDREW: Great. You could've gotten me socks, I'd be down for those.

ANDREW: Right, slipped my mind. Im sorry.

MOLLY: I'll get you socks. They can be an added extra.

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@darcyfabray: @mollyhums I have not and I don't think I want to. There isn't much to see about me anyway.

@mollyhums: @darcyfabray you probably shouldn't. Why are you so unworthy of talking about?