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@molochmentioned-blog
Does any feel the need to engage in conversation with a particular wizard fanatic, also known as, me?
Believe it or not, I’d love to speak with someone. Dare I say, it’s somewhat lonely around here.
Sure.
What sordid aspects witchcraft and wizardry shall we unwisely invoke, to the peril of the world?
omgggggg diirirk hii
nooo im not laright can u give me a hug pls
Sure.
But just for clarification’s sake.
E-hug, meat hug, or dream hug?
a meat hug
wtf is taht
A hug in meatspace, what else would it be?
where all the dirks at
hrmm..
No hilarious drunken typos? Damn, I am so far out of my gourd with worry that that pumpkin has made it to the other side of the planet.
You alright, Roxy?
omgggggg diirirk hii
nooo im not laright can u give me a hug pls
Sure.
But just for clarification's sake.
E-hug, meat hug, or dream hug?
((Si hay algun fan de Homestuck que hable español que se manifieste, si no roleo algo ahora voy a atravezar mi propio pecho con un puñal))
((YOU DON’T COUNT JOHN DOUCHEMUFFIN, I ALREADY KNOW YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK))
De que roleo hables?
Pido disculpas, el español no es mi lengua materna.
where all the dirks at
hrmm..
No hilarious drunken typos? Damn, I am so far out of my gourd with worry that that pumpkin has made it to the other side of the planet.
You alright, Roxy?
Yeah, well, I don’t want you to literally hand me your eyeballs, that’d be getting a bit too extreme even for my notoriously desensitized tastes, thanks. This isn’t the well of knowledge and wisdom demanding a shitty toll from an old geezer who hangs around ravens all the time.
Anyway, Sleep isn’t something that I’m all too familiar with, you can pretty much cross it off the list. More likely someone jacked my account.
…and added you.
Huh.
3V3N 1F 1 COULD G1V3 YOU TH3M 4ND YOU COULD SOM3HOW 4TT4CH TH3M TO YOURS3LF, 1 DONT TH1NK H4V1NG 4 P41R OF BL1ND 3Y3S WOULD DO 4NYTH1NG FOR YOU
BUT TH4T F4CT 4S1D3
WHO WOULD H4V3 H1J4CK3D YOUR 4CCOUNT FROM YOU >:?
DO YOU H4V3 4 N3M3S1S?
Wait, hold the phone, you're blind? Like before gouging your own eyes out and handing them to me-blind?
Not sure if ‘assistance’ is something I am desperately lacking, but another pair of eyes could be useful, sure. Getting pretty cognitively cozy up here on my little one-man island.
So. Motive, means, methods. Got some background ideas myself, but I’d be interested in your thoughts.
W3LL, 1 C4NT OFF3R YOU 4NOTH3R P41R OF 3Y3S, BUT 1 COULD SN1FF SOM3TH1NG OUT 1F N33D B3
…1 DONT KNOW THOUGH, M4YB3 YOU SL33P… CL1CK3D OR SOM3TH1NG >:?
Yeah, well, I don't want you to literally hand me your eyeballs, that'd be getting a bit too extreme even for my notoriously desensitized tastes, thanks. This isn't the well of knowledge and wisdom demanding a shitty toll from an old geezer who hangs around ravens all the time.
Anyway, Sleep isn't something that I'm all too familiar with, you can pretty much cross it off the list. More likely someone jacked my account.
...and added you.
Huh.
GG: iis aanybody oout tthere? ii wwould llove tto ttalk, oor eeven aanswer qquestions…aanything rreally…iit’s llonely hhere.
Shit, why not….
Bromane Society: Tumblr Edition: > Ask the cook girl.
ooh, aa ppleasure tto mmeet yyou mmister sstrider! hheehee, ii’m ttesrae. ttesrae ccorilo! O u O ii ddon’t tthink ii ffully uunderstood wwhat yyou ssaid, bbut ookay!
Gonna assume that I'd spell that Tesrae Corilo, but if I'm wrong do tell.
Pleasure's all mine, Ms. Corilo.
Huh. Not to be alarmist, but you wouldn’t happen to have a rough timestamp of when I started following you?
Because it’s sorta something I don’t remember doing at all.
NOP3, 1M 4FR41D NOT
HOW 1NT3R3ST1NG THOUGH >:O
DO YOU R3QU1R3 1NV3ST1G4T1V3 4SS1ST4NC3 ON TH3 M4TT3R?
Not sure if 'assistance' is something I am desperately lacking, but another pair of eyes could be useful, sure. Getting pretty cognitively cozy up here on my little one-man island.
So. Motive, means, methods. Got some background ideas myself, but I'd be interested in your thoughts.
Huh
molochmentioned started following you
H3Y, 1 DONT TH1NK 1V3 M3T YOU B3FOR3
YOU DONT SM3LL F4M1L14R 4T L34ST
Huh. Not to be alarmist, but you wouldn't happen to have a rough timestamp of when I started following you?
Because it's sorta something I don't remember doing at all.
[timaeusTestified is now set to AR]
TT: All systems are go.
TT: Functioning at 88 percent.
TT: Woah, 0.88 accuracy? That’s not even enough for a passing grade.
TT: Not that either of us give a shit.
TT: Got any hypotheticals about the gnarly numbers?
TT: The numbers are clearly just doing what’s natural. You know, following their hearts and all that mushy Disney shit.
TT: But for you information, that is definitely a passing grade.
TT: Sure, it’s nothing to write home about or put up on the fridge, but walking in with a solid B+ never hurt no one.
TT: Like whoa way to be a perfectionist.
TT: Huh.
TT: Go on.
[timaeusTestified is now set to AR]
TT: All systems are go.
TT: Functioning at 88 percent.
TT: Woah, 0.88 accuracy? That's not even enough for a passing grade.
TT: Not that either of us give a shit.
TT: Got any hypotheticals about the gnarly numbers?
==> Test your new chat client
TT: Hey, what's up?
A little banal as a starter, perhaps, but there really were only so many ways, to open a conversation that didn't leave everyone feeling like one ginormous, shitty tool. The social equivalent of a plunger was a position no one aspired to. Besides, culturally appropriate for the time or not, Roxy was probably right in asserting that a/s/l was for, quote, 'creepers'.
Still, that'd be fucking useful information right there. Oh welp.
GG: iis aanybody oout tthere? ii wwould llove tto ttalk, oor eeven aanswer qquestions…aanything rreally…iit’s llonely hhere.
Shit, why not. What’s up?
ooh, hhello tthere! ffrom aa rrecent eencounter wwith aa ffriend ii...
Bromane Society: Tumblr Edition: > Ask the cook girl.
ii ddon't tthink ii uunderstand...iis tthis aa ppoem oor ssomething? O n O wwhat tthe nnoodles iis ggoing oon??
Poetry? Not intentionally, no. More like a statement, followed by another statement, both being, in retrospect, needlessly cryptic. Eh, don't worry about it, it's a thing I do. I'm still experimenting with irony, haven't quite mastered all the nuts and bolts of that art yet. But to answer your question, we are, the two of us, communicating through a chat client. Nothing noodly happening just yet. I'm Dirk. Dirk Strider.
> Ask the cook girl.
GG: iis aanybody oout tthere? ii wwould llove tto ttalk, oor eeven aanswer qquestions…aanything rreally…iit’s llonely hhere.
Shit, why not. What’s up?
ooh, hhello tthere! ffrom aa rrecent eencounter wwith aa ffriend ii hhave llearned tthat yyou mmean tto aask hhow ii aam ccurrently ddoing aat tthe mmoment, aand nnot wwhat ii ssee wwhen ii llook uup. iin aany ccase ii aam ffine, ii gguess. aand hhow aabout yyourself? O u O
Looking through the looking glass and discovering it's a wiseass. Truth be told, never program an auto-responder with a captcha of your own brain unless you've thought that shit through.
READ THIS: Reblog if I can come to your page and bug you to RP with me.
> Ask the cook girl.
GG: iis aanybody oout tthere? ii wwould llove tto ttalk, oor eeven aanswer qquestions…aanything rreally…iit’s llonely hhere.
Shit, why not. What's up?
