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Jason Momoa. Father, actor, Khal, Aquaman. I don't wanna brag and say that I'm a superhero but I'm a superhero. ❝I lay naked in furs a lot. I think I'm naked more than I talk.❞

[momoaiisms]

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

[momoaiisms]

You know I'll never turn down drinks with you, dude even if I didn't invite you to the spontaneous dip. Think I did you a favour though; water was pretty cold and it did me absolutely no good whatsoever 'cause I'm pretty sure my dumb ass will get sick in a few days. I can definitely do that, it's part of my plan to get everyone to join my paranormal cult.

[momoaiisms]

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you're welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I'm a water baby and I'm Aquaman so water's my thing. Pretty sure it's because it's spook season but I've been binge watchin' alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I'm hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin' these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin' that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don't know me I'm Jason and I'm considerin' givin' up being an actor and becomin' a paranormal investigator.

[momoaiisms]

Skinny dippin' huh? I dig it. Haven't done that for a while unless inside your own home counts? Bayview better watch out in the summer 'cause I'll be all about the skinny dippin'. They definitely do especially when it comes to somethin' your brain can't rationally explain. I'll hit up all the bars, get drunk then give you my recommendations?

[itsaubrey]

momoaiisms‌:

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

What paranormal shows have you been watching, though? This is a make or break question and if one of them isn’t Buzzfeed Unsolved then we can’t be friends. I base all my friendships on this now. I would honestly love to go ghost hunting and try to talk to some ghosts but everyone I know are big wimps and won’t come with me. Let’s go, Jason. Let’s go find a ghost.

[momoaiisms]

Not sure you'll wanna go ghost huntin' with someone who hasn't seen Buzzfeed Unsolved which also means I guess we can't be friends unless I promise you that it'll be the next thing I watch after catchin' up with Ghost Adventures? If we can't be friends then I'll be super disappointed 'cause I need more friends that are into all the spooks.

[momoaiisms]

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

[momoaiisms]

Are we okay? Nah, you stabbed my wife we're definitely not okay, can't believe you pulled such a shit move - thought we were friends? I'm just messin' with you, dude we're good. Yeah? I've had a few people suggest there, I need to get my ass there and you should definitely join me? I promise I'm not plannin' somethin' sinister.

[butlergerry]

momoaiisms‌

Yeah it was definitely a bit of a shock to the system but as soon as I see water I turn into a massive puppy and dive head first into it. Wasn’t expectin’ such a beautiful place or a beautiful beach on my way in to be honest. Definitely relatable ‘cause I don’t really believe but at the same time I’ve experienced things that I can’t explain so I’m sorta on the fence about it. As long as it’s cold and alcoholic I’ll be a happy man so I’ll definitely check The Rusty Wheel out. Great to meet you, man and you’re probably not wrong there but it’d be interestin’ to see how many skeptics that are fans would join in.

Ironically, I was just going to say that my dog is the same way. She knows better, at this point, but still insists on running right for the ocean the second that we get to the beach, I’m not sure what it is. But hey, even through the cold, it’s still quite gorgeous, isn’t it? I hope you’ve gotten to enjoy it quite a bit. It’s sort of interesting when something happens that makes you question your own beliefs, isn’t it? A bit unnerving, maybe, but it makes you realize how complex the world really is. You’ll like it; I’ve been in there a few times, since it’s one of the few establishments around that allows smoking indoors, and it’s got the perfect dive bar atmosphere. True, maybe it would actually launch your career in a whole different direction! And the fans could still follow along.

[momoaiisms]

Oh man, dive bars are few and far between these days which is a shame because they have the best atmosphere and usually the best people. Unlike your dog I still haven't learnt my lesson yet and honestly, I don't think I will when it comes to bodies of water no matter how cold they are. I think the world and humanity are more complex then we realise. Maybe I'll pick it up as a hobby and see where that goes; bet it'd look great on my resume.

[momoaiisms]

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prideofgypsies: Am I doin' the obnoxious mirror selfie right? 🤳 Mom, if you see this I swear I'm unpackin'.

[brielarsonfp]

Okay, so I know I’ve only been in town for a couple of days but I already have my favorite places picked out. I have yet to touch a box because I figured tacos and hiking trails were much more important. Hopefully I’m doing moving, right. If not, I’m sure I’ll settle down and unpack boxes at some point. I feel like I should mention that the lightsaber is unpacked and hanging proudly in my empty living room. I’m Brie, and it’s really nice to finally be here! Forget Disney, this is the best place on earth.

[momoaiisms]

Definitely sounds like you're movin' in the right way. Am I allowed to say that to you seein' as you're Marvel and I'm DC and we're mortal enemies and shit? You've definitely got your priorities right and I'm kinda jealous that you have a lightsaber, not gonna lie. Screw the unpackin', tacos are where it's at and if anyone puts the borin' stuff over tacos then are they to be trusted?

[alexdaddcrio]

I know that unpacking is important and I promise that I’m going to take care of the boxes I have left as soon as possible. But I have something important to handle first. See, I decided to take a break from the whole unpacking thing and to carve a couple of pumpkins. I tried to go artistic on them and I was so proud of the result that I sent a picture of it on our family group chat. My brother replied by sending his own pumpkin art and I admit that it looked way better than mine but did he really have to brag about it for hours and to taunt me? So here’s the real question now: do you know where I could sell my little brother? Or if anyone is interesting in having Matthew Daddario in their life, please let me know so we could talk about a price. I’m Alexandra, by the way!

[momoaiisms]

I feel like it's a siblings job to try and upstage their other brothers and sisters especially when it comes to pumpkin carvin', it's pretty much a competitive sport at this point. Maybe it was karma for not unpackin' and the punishment was your brother buggin' you for hours about it? What did you carve into it and what did he carve into his?

[momoaiisms]

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

[momoaiisms]

I think a lot of people would be very surprised if Aquaman gave up his job to investigate ghosts. I haven't seen anythin' from Buzzfeed Unsolved yet I've been all about Ghost Adventures but I've heard lots of things about it so I might have to check it out at some point. You should definitely visit at one haunted place at least once in your life even if it's a total bust at least you can say you experienced it. I'm tempted to bring all of us paranormal enthusiasts to an actual haunted place and see what happens. Appreciate the recommendation especially when it comes to alcohol. I'm sure I will even if my dumb ass gets sick from divin' in the water, I'll try not to pass my germs around.

[aclockworkwriter-deactivated202]

momoaiisms‌:

Movin` in general is a big pain in the ass so I can only imagine how stressful it is when you’re pregnant. Tacos are never a bad idea, not that anyone will judge you and if they do then just sit on ‘em. Just a heads up; i’ll be comin’ to you for reccomendations on everythin’ taco related sisnce you happen to be the towns resident taco expert, i hope you can handle that kind of responsibility? well shit, that doesn’t sound good, are you okay?

Oh that it is but especially when you’re almost 40 weeks pregnant. It’s a challenge but thankfully I hired movers so all I really had to do was direct them to where I wanted everything. Made it so much easier. Resident taco expert? I love this title. I’ll wear it with pride. And I’m willing to take on that challenge so just let me know when you’re ready and I’m your girl. Yeah, I will be. The pain is just part of the process. Nothing I can’t handle.

[momoaiisms]

At least you didn't get left with the heavy liftin'. You should I don't give those titles out to just anyone y'know? I'll be nice and at least let you have your little one before I come bug you. Do you know what you're havin' or is it a surprise? You sure? Do you need anythin'?

[matthewdlewis]

Well, it’s proving a busy few weeks since I moved to Bayview, I’ve been back and forth with filming for my latest project and wanting to appreciate my new home here without letting filming take me away for weeks. With the slight interesting though originally sad event of mine and Mark Hamill’s bid to find my directors dog through an online post which worked, i’m so far from online situations and media that i had no idea how to help other than reaching out to mark to help me, i never saw the point in social media maybe it’s my anxiety or my want for as much privacy as possible or both, but i rarely check anything online especially anything about myself 

[momoaiisms]

Definitely agree with you about social media even though I use Instagram it's not somethin' I'm checkin' all the time. It definitely brings more trouble than it's worth most of the time and that includes online media too; it's so easy for someone to say somethin' absurd and have it become an actual thing purely because people believe what they see online. I don't blame you for wantin' privacy, man in this day and age privacy is a rare thing.

[momoaiisms]

Happy birthday to the moon of my life @eclarkehq

You're not just my best friend or my partner in crime but you're my light in the dark, the one person I can turn to when I feel lost and the one person who knows me like no other. I'm honoured that I get to call you my friend and have someone as beautiful and talented as you in my life. So, so, so proud of everythin' you've done and everythin' you've overcome and I can't wait to see what the future holds for you. Happy birthday, Em.

[eclarkehq]

momoaiisms‌:

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

Leave it to you that the first thing you’d want to do is possible freeze your bloody arse off. You do realize this is the east coast of the united states? Not the beautiful, tropical weather of Hawaii. Which speaking of, I need to get out there for a proper holiday sometime. You know me, I’m not a spooky season kind of gal. I’m sitting her, not so patiently, waiting till it’s officially appropriate to start counting down till Christmas. If I could get away with it I’d already be sorting through my decorations but something tells me some may not like that. Which means I put a few decorations out at my place for the Halloween spirit but that’s about all you’re getting from me. Don’t go bringing the spooky paranormal shit anywhere around me. Do you want me to glare at you the whole time we’re on Graham Norton in a couple days? Because I will! You may be one of my best friends but not for all things creepy. Seriously, mate! How’ve you been. Missed you since your birthday, actually I more so miss the giant tub I crawled into on your birthday but you’re definitely next! 

[momoaiisms]

You definitely need to visit Hawaii but if you really wanna see the most beautiful spots that tourists don't get to see then I suggest gettin' yourself a friend that knows said places. Are you gonna become the female version of Elf as soon as it becomes the 1st of December? Speakin' of Christmas what are you doin' for it this year? That definitely doesn't phase me and in fact I'm very tempted to bring you all the spooks so you'll glare at me and I can call you cute and compliment my way out of it. Second place? Damn, burned by my own wife I'm hurt and not entirely sure I should give you your birthday gifts after that. I've been good, busy but good. What about you? It's definitely been a minute since our last lot of shenanigans.

[maddenhqs]

momoaiisms‌:

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

That was you? Should have know, no really – I didn’t actually catch it but this doesn’t exactly surprise me. Anyway you have to break in being a new town, even if it’s driving head first into freezing cold water, more power to ya mate! Welcome, seems like the whole gang is slowly starting to show up here. Which is basically one big reunion all the time. Can’t beat that. Also, am I considered a horrible friend if I admit I’ve never seen Aquaman? Plus now that I’m apart of the Marvel family I do believe we’re supposed to be mortal enemies. Not much different that Thrones, because the Starks and Drogo never would have gotten along. Seriously, not you too! All things spooky, Halloween are just not my thing. I swear I need to just start lying and say it is but I’m worried someone will call me on my bullshit. 

[momoaiisms]

Dude I'm judgin' you right now, Halloween and spooks are the best. Is it because you're secretly scared and don't want anyone knowin'? I'm kiddin', dude. Yeah? Seems like I'm a little slow in findin' this place but now that I'm here I'll be sure to bug as many of you as possible. Your loss, man, I mean it's not as amazin' as the Joker movie but it's pretty damn awesome. If only the elitist Marvel and DC fans could see us now, they'd probably have a meltdown over the fact we're interactin'.

[butlergerry]

momoaiisms·

For those of you that witnessed my crazy ass dive head first into the water on my way into town; you’re welcome for the show and yes it was damn cold but totally worth it. What can I say, I’m a water baby and I’m Aquaman so water’s my thing. Pretty sure it’s because it’s spook season but I’ve been binge watchin’ alot of paranormal related shows and honestly I’m hooked. Never really believed in any of that kinda stuff before but watchin’ these guys do what they do definitely makes me question if there are spirits that wander the earth. In an attempt to ignore unpackin’ that little bit longer someone point me to the nearest bar that makes the best pint of Guinness. Oh, for those of you who don’t know me I’m Jason and I’m considerin’ givin’ up being an actor and becomin’ a paranormal investigator.

I was going to say… that water has got to be cold this time of year. Anytime we travel down to the beach and walk along the edge, it’s always “at our own risk,” as to whether or not we’re going to return without our toes being icicles! I’ve never really gotten into the ghosty type shows! I think I have a hard time believing in it, too, but it’s interesting to see how far those people go towards proving that it’s real. I can’t vouch for it, but The Rusty Wheel is the town favorite when it comes to a good pint, I’ve never heard anyone complain. Good to meet you, Jason, I’m Gerard, and I think you might have some fans who would be disappointed in the career switch!

[momoaiisms]

Yeah it was definitely a bit of a shock to the system but as soon as I see water I turn into a massive puppy and dive head first into it. Wasn't expectin' such a beautiful place or a beautiful beach on my way in to be honest. Definitely relatable 'cause I don't really believe but at the same time I've experienced things that I can't explain so I'm sorta on the fence about it. As long as it's cold and alcoholic I'll be a happy man so I'll definitely check The Rusty Wheel out. Great to meet you, man and you're probably not wrong there but it'd be interestin' to see how many skeptics that are fans would join in.

[thiccvato-deactivated20191023]

Halloween is literally the best holiday to ever fall into existence. Horror movies, black cats, baking treats in the shapes of adorable lil creatures, candy that looks like detached body parts, and costume parties that let our imaginations run wild! You can’t tell me that there is a holiday better than this. Well – you could but deep down we all know Halloween is number one!

[momoaiisms]

Halloween is hands down one of the best holidays, I don't trust anyone that dislikes Halloween. You got my attention at candy of detached body parts and I don't really know what that says about me as a person. I admit I haven't seen that many good costumes in a few years; it's as though people don't really put that much effort in anymore and use it as an excuse to wear as little as possible instead of embracin' it or perhaps I'm just showin' my age.

[mandyinbayview]

Does anyone want to go and see the new Joker with me? Being a bit of a loner, so…just putting it out there.

[momoaiisms]

Have you been to see it yet? I've seen it twice now and I can safely say that it's one of the best movies I've watched in a long time. Go by yourself and have a fun time, sometimes it's better to have a date with yourself.